You still suck dick tho

@Hercules <:laff:387622602111320065> based

I'm stealing that

Yeah I know I can

Also he isn't my type

I'm into dudes with more meat on them

The 6'4" 200lb of muscle type

why are journalists so fixated on far right

journalists are so useless

Because muh extremism and muh funding from Soros

*jews

@Prince Daddy I am done

Same thing

@MrSpac nice

@Zelel you can spook money out of the lefts pockets more easy as they tend to be more dependent

I am considering suicide beacuse of lack of sex

I'm glad you coomed

Oh

I didnt

Imagine not being able to get sex <:laff:387622602111320065>

Nigga my girlfriend wakes me up at like 2 or 3am sometimes because she wants sex

Just don't be ugly and don't be unappealing <:laff:387622602111320065>

I'm just kidding bro, sex really ain't shit though

I really can't be fucked some days

nigger

I'm pandaporn

I have gf

she's just away

I sent her to her parents

Lol

fag cope

Oh lmao

Thats right

based

Yeah uhhh

shipping your gf back is the chaddest move

Just save your coom

>pandaporn

gas your self

even when I read an article on a game they add retarded opinions on how to balance the game (journalists couldnt even balance a scale) or comments like "haha im bad at this game but .." or some retarded shit about their personal life

@Scream & Leap

<:this:664213202371870721>

@Scream & Leap fuck you nigger

@Zelel what?

also can someone explain this for me

you read what journos have to say in 2020?

c r i n g e

gas every cuck species that won't fuck to save it's futur

inb4 muh illegals and muh niggers

im saying literally the only job of a journalist is to write professionally but they make it look like a middle schooler wrote it

we have those too

theyre called chinks and abbos

usa ain't doing so bad

Australia is an extension of the chinese government

you're still peaking

but aus is sssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good at everything

we're way past that

so of course they're covering up

as instructed by the CCP

our government fucked up with stay at home orders

@Watermelons go kill yourself

people are still going to big gatherings and shit

dude keeps fucking dming me asking to rate some pic of a trap

3 parties in my street yesterday

@peet you're a trap pic rater?

and there's only 12 houses in my street

no but i guess thats what this dude is thinking

@Watermelons go bother someone else you dumb nigger

fucking urbanites

be the only person on your street

@peet that nigger asked me to rate that trap

i gave it a 4 tbh

@Watermelons yeah dude i was almost sure i couldnt have been the only one from this server thats being messaged by that cuck

cause this server is the only one that i have mutual servers with that dipshit

yeah

we always have random niggers in our dms with shit

discord invites and spam

gas them pls

eh

we'll get to them eventually

we have more important matters at hand

ALBANIA GAY

loel

SERBIA GAY

CZECH REPUBLIC #1

FUCK YOU ALBANIANS AND SERBIANS

yugoslavia is the part of eu no one cares about

GO FUCK EACH OTHER

I didnt think the virus would be this bad

booties

one of the symptoms was aching on the balls

yes

my balls hurt

thats just lack of cooming

the balls shrivel up

anyway time to fix my computer

My balls hurt bro

doom eternal broke some dll's when it crashed lmao

DEADASS FUCK

THOTS ON GOD

im from serbia

eggs

cunt

Fuck a deceased person's ass
Thots are blessed by god

ok

@Frost actually gonna get some eggs now lmao

This is my new gf

I got 3 left and I need to cook brekky

@SmeegyTheReaper body type: a few extra pounds

<:laff:387622602111320065>

i eat 6 for breakfast with bacon

@Toni based

How do people become so fat

I have 3 with bacon, sausages and pancakes or baked beans

3???

Yeah cunt

but u need protein

I can only eat so much

why

Thats why I have bacon and sausages cunt

ok cunt

Don't bully me

twink

I get enough protein <:feelsman:281041786670153731>

I'm not a twink

<:soy:415618830056947732>

<:trollface:665933176761221140>

This is a normal brekky

based i guess

Usually followed by a liter of orange juice

i am an egg enthusiaist

Fair fair

i could eat only eggs

We can only buy so many eggs right now

im horny

@Prince Daddy Nice spread

Supermarkets have a limit of 2 cartons per person

@reef_reads thanks homie

FEMA BASED OR CRINGE

I enjoy cooking for myself and my girl and like to keep things tidy

I don't mind the limiting. I hate the up charging tho

Generally tidy

$5 of hand sanitizer now $20 like wut

Yeah dude it sucks dick

I bought my first pack of toilet paper in 3 months yesterday

Its been all sold out before I've gotten to it

I'm so fucking done with my life

why am I such a fucking loser

Chill nigga

Smoke a doobie

I dont have a doobie

Put on some funk

all I have are tabs

Oh bro

my mum is home all day

I'll trade ya

I cant even do that

I bet she would call the cops on me if she saw my face twitching

I'm so fucking done

It's really shit being a 20something year old poor male

weed is degenerate

shut the fuck up

chink fucker

yeah smoke a spliff before your part time job at the Citgo

But I also traded 2kg of deer meat for 33g of weed yesterday

So weed is based

thats good trade

my weed is free

I just hate it

Also

Bernie is out of the race

Trump confirmed winner?

Probably

Drumpf or Dementia Man

Only thing Biden is gonna get is boomer vote

selfie

I'm getting hard just thinking about the debates

Biden's gonna call Trump dad or some shit

>politics

why are americans electing their kings

Why wouldn't you elect a fellow king?

<:King:638116813749878835>

better than britcucks

that island is fucking doomed from chink virus

I hope the queen gets that shit

@Prince Daddy you are ruled under the queen

lucky

I wish I was ruled under a monarch

democracy is being ruled by the unwashed masses

I want to commit terrorist acts in the name of eliminating democracy (in roblox)

Same

@Prince Daddy do u think I'm cute

You kinda look mongolian

But you also remind me of my bassist friend

So

Hmm

aussie do u have dementia u nigger

that guy wouldn't look bad if he styled his hair better, trimmed shaped his beard

Yes

@ikillu he is the creep of anzu

fucker got kicked out of university for that reason

@MrSpac heh, I know, you were the one that showed me the whole history between them.

and got kicked out of a second one for who knows what

I'm the turk

I wanted to see it

LOL

9 incher?

Nice bro

@MrSpac you still dosing under quarantine?

shut the fuck up faggot

no

my mum is at the house

I dont want her finding me twitching my arm and my face

Just showing respect for a fellow king

Lmao

yea, I was going to say lay off it, who knows how it would mess with you too, may fuck your head up

my brain is fine really

I want some tabs :(

I do it responsibly

They're hard to come by in my town

my heart

I fucking missed my bitch

so fucking much

I know, but still under this stress who knows, confined at home and all that

I would give all my tabs just to live with my girl rn

I got like 17 or 18

fuck this shit man

@ikillu

@Prince Daddy rate my omegle adventures

Nah

I'm busy troubleshooting

penis

oh god @MrSpac lol

@ikillu what will help me get e girls from omegle?

LOL, no idea, vid call the gf

<:laff:387622602111320065>

@SmeegyTheReaper
Can fit the entire store stock on MicroSD's now.

<:spurdo:281041975304650752>

Going to leave it at that since moaning on about tech is soy tier.

I miss the smell of blockbuster

u cant find that shit anywhere anymore