DEADASS FUCK

THOTS ON GOD

im from serbia

eggs

cunt

Fuck a deceased person's ass
Thots are blessed by god

ok

@Frost actually gonna get some eggs now lmao

This is my new gf

I got 3 left and I need to cook brekky

@SmeegyTheReaper body type: a few extra pounds

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i eat 6 for breakfast with bacon

@Toni based

How do people become so fat

I have 3 with bacon, sausages and pancakes or baked beans

3???

Yeah cunt

but u need protein

I can only eat so much

why

Thats why I have bacon and sausages cunt

ok cunt

Don't bully me

twink

I get enough protein <:feelsman:281041786670153731>

I'm not a twink

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This is a normal brekky

based i guess

Usually followed by a liter of orange juice

i am an egg enthusiaist

Fair fair

i could eat only eggs

We can only buy so many eggs right now

im horny

@Prince Daddy Nice spread

Supermarkets have a limit of 2 cartons per person

@reef_reads thanks homie

FEMA BASED OR CRINGE

I enjoy cooking for myself and my girl and like to keep things tidy

I don't mind the limiting. I hate the up charging tho

Generally tidy

$5 of hand sanitizer now $20 like wut

Yeah dude it sucks dick

I bought my first pack of toilet paper in 3 months yesterday

Its been all sold out before I've gotten to it

I'm so fucking done with my life

why am I such a fucking loser

Chill nigga

Smoke a doobie

I dont have a doobie

Put on some funk

all I have are tabs

Oh bro

my mum is home all day

I'll trade ya

I cant even do that

I bet she would call the cops on me if she saw my face twitching

I'm so fucking done

It's really shit being a 20something year old poor male

weed is degenerate

shut the fuck up

chink fucker

yeah smoke a spliff before your part time job at the Citgo

But I also traded 2kg of deer meat for 33g of weed yesterday

So weed is based

thats good trade

my weed is free

I just hate it

Also

Bernie is out of the race

Trump confirmed winner?

Probably

Drumpf or Dementia Man

Only thing Biden is gonna get is boomer vote

selfie

I'm getting hard just thinking about the debates

Biden's gonna call Trump dad or some shit

>politics

why are americans electing their kings

Why wouldn't you elect a fellow king?

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better than britcucks

that island is fucking doomed from chink virus

I hope the queen gets that shit

@Prince Daddy you are ruled under the queen

lucky

I wish I was ruled under a monarch

democracy is being ruled by the unwashed masses

I want to commit terrorist acts in the name of eliminating democracy (in roblox)

Same

@Prince Daddy do u think I'm cute

You kinda look mongolian

But you also remind me of my bassist friend

So