why not

No

why not

No

Cooctus based penis implants

^

the patent doesn't exist

you are lying

you have no idea

not *yet*

l bet its something really dumb

like flip phone dildos

lol

what the fuck is a flip phone dildo

Something that only saint would come up with

oh yeah l remember

@Derp Oh i wish you were wrong

hahahahaha

LMAO

Out of everything that could exist, we have dildo flip phones xDDD

We have truly progressed as a species

Indeed

but can you manually turn on the vibration or does someone have to call you?

>when you get a phone salesman

😩

It’s alt energy

@Supreme Soviet Paradox hoi hoi

And I only invested 10k into it

Haha college fund

That’s why I’m going into marines

@Fear.of.God throw it at elon musk, he might invest

To cover room an board

Tuition is covered

@Deleted User no

I’m not a fan of Elon

He used to be my idol

He’s a business man

Until I get a patent

I will make no deals with him

Let alone if I can even get his attention

Why is he not your idol anymore?

Idols are over rated

I’m basing my future off what I want

I’m gonna be different from everyone

@Deleted User hoi

And become famous.

So one day I will be someone’s idol

@Supreme Soviet Paradox how is the progression jej

Playboy Veteran scientist millionaire

@Fear.of.God following well tested paths isnt always bad

I realize

I’ve given my life well enough thought

@Deleted User oh um *turns on computer*

Pros and cons

Asked individual advice

Jej

@Supreme Soviet Paradox jejej

idk, the thought of some kid in a 3rd world country looking up to you as an "idol" feels weird

I suppose it's easy loli fuck

<:GWchadThink:366999782348292108>

Did I also mention I’m going to sail the seas of japan China and Indonesia and find uncharted islands

New species

The life

@Fear.of.God Calm down drake

Hush

A boy can dream

But know this

My dreams will become a reality

I dont think there is many uncharted islands, considering things like google maps

And I’ll shout you out on the news

>uncharted teretory in 2018

>2017

>2017 too

Somewhere hidden deep beneath the canopy of the amazon

"Man lost at sea for 5 years, promotes racist and sexist website"

Lies the ancient sword of power!

xDD

Legit look on google maps

It only shows the borders of country’s

If you zoom in

Actually you just need to go to @Derp's living room to find an ancient sword of power @Supreme Soviet Paradox

It says no imagery available

@Fear.of.God also it censors all of russias island military bases jej

should go to one and record

Yes

My point

Wayyy to many uncharted islands

Like

Thousands

@Hippo rip

@Hippo ?

what sword

You have an ancient sword of power in your living room

is that a dick joke

Goddamn it, why did i also think about that after i said it

lol

Well

By ancient sword of power, you don’t mean this do you?

uh

do you just hae a collection of swords