Papa used to wallop my cheeks for that

Bjs while standing up

i can only cry during breakdowns

When u nut but she keep suckin

I just cried today because mom encouraged it

did it feel good

It felt stupid

I rarely have my gf suck me while I stand

Standing up when fuckkin or suckin is gay and ass

Impossible to nut

I wanna put my head up and get comfy in bed

having sex is gay

Rick you ever had your gf suck you while she’s on the phone with her parents?

Send that bitch under the covers

u ever gotten the suck on the toilet

I had your mother suck my p word when I was watching Nascar

No but I had her suck me in the living room on the couch before

Risky

think its called the denver hello or something

The risky couch fuck I like it

my gf and i were walked in on often

exgf

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No French toast sticks

Sad

taquitos 😋

How are things with massage girl?

Taquito head neck ass

I blocked her ass

Annoying hoe

Damn dude

lol

How are you gonna tell me that’s not a chad move

she did seem like a hoe

not really

she just always wanted to do stuff with me

She called me when i was gaming yesterday

so i blocked her ass

the last straw

she didnt get the idea that i wasnt interested

Retard

bitches be mentally deficient

the college girl i went on a date with like two weeks ago is also getting the same treatment but she doesnt hit me up nearly as often

Tfw gunna spend a bunch of money jus 2 get de suc

why

Unironically not worth it

travelling to egf or hooker?

First 1

based

Okay thats based

I approve

💯

Hooker is garbage tier waste of money

Whackin it will save you all of that money

my friend lost his birginity to a hooker and he said it wasnt that good

I want her to come here but shes being a gay bich

That’s because sex is garbage

come to brazil

it’s nice but nothing more

Who pays for sex

your mom

Just play with a bitches heart and that guarantees coochie pts

emotional connection with the person during sex better than the actual sex

assuming its someone you care about

^

Big and true

SHOW ME THE COOCHIE

THE WHOLE COOCHIE

AND NOTHING BUT THE COOCHIE

AND

THE COOCHIE

I can just choke my cock in a portashitter if i wanna nut

war is hell

B A S E D

plus if im out banging whores that’s less time for gaming

Why would you jerk off in a portapotty

Where else would I fap when at work

I wasn’t aware you were into scat

>scat

Implying i care about the shit in there

Just a place to whack it

The smell

a place that smells like shit

Zone it out

Only time a man can ever be truly alone in this world

Fr

crackin off in hte portastinky

whackin*

smackin

i can’t wait to go home on christmas leave and probably be even more sad about my ex

Cranking on ur pecker

all her shit still in my possession

Whyd she dump u brother

she dumped me weeks ago

wound hasnt closed because we still talk

but y

Why she do that 2 u

is it cause tha armey

she didnt like the separation due to boot camp

even tho thats over now

and a nigga got his phone

idek

u shoulda known the army destroys relationships

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Me ldr champ

we went into it thinking we’d be fine

me and her were ldr

16 months

we were maximum clingy hours beforehand tho

probably why the separation killed it

talked constantly, always did shit

played geimu

coomed

based sense of humor maximum sexy had cute interests

was tiny

could actually make me laugh

unlike most women

women arent funny

yeah theyre not

rare breed

shes a dude bro

wife material

Coc

coc 4sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc

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I pee

same

we all pee on this blessed sundayu

wtf it monday

hydrated nikkas

I wanna piss all over work bathroom

ye i was about to say

do it thats a joker move

monday

the jokre would do that

Someone today told me my morals are like the joker and it made me feel dumb and edgy

a gamer would do that

Imagine being home sex usual

kek

Bitch gamers rise up

I am...

BITCH MOB

Fuck you lauren

A gamer

Pretty boy bitch mob gang

FUCK YOU KAREN LET ME SEE THE XBOX

Poop troop

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goop squad 43 strong

kirblagoop

Gook

kirb suxx

i kinda like some stuff by kirb

idk why

it’s objectively ass

ionly heard that song he did with the sue of side lads

oh yeah

his part in that is kinda ass

kirblagoop i still do

My new phone should be arriving today

(Nice)

nice vroseph

I don't have to rely on Wi-Fi no more

I can't wait for my manager to get here so I can complain

About this place being a shit show

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/523363984439771186/squirmy_niggers.mp4

ooga booga

cute kots

S

For super Chad

make it into the cool s from middle school

Nah that 2 hard

ok coward

i

For i wanna die

U

For unplug my life support

unplug my balls lol

Tfw the cool s always triggered me

why

Cause me as the grafhed

were u too rarted to draw it

a

For AHHHHHHHHH

Sorry I meant ahhhhhhhHhhh

n

For not right now Lauren I'm playing fortnite

More like unfortunate

J

For just euthanize me

U got it backwerd

O for off me

make a q

Q for @Caustic is a qt

I broke it and threw it away

So no q

q

h

S uc

Succ

That's pretty based tho

S wag

how can you fuck up the s

s

I didnt

It's an 8

oh true

u rite u rite

terraria boys?

I'm working till 2

can we play without you

<:Imok:512522775932698634>

Yes

I might just say fuck it and leave at 7 still though

Depends on how things go

U guys can play with out me since I'm a fagget and have to work all the time

Cumlee about to have a solo terraria jerk off session

on god if kiro cant play either im kill meself

Going to spend the weekend at my parents 20-23 and work 12s on 24th and 25th

@!m0

Big boy bucks those days

Nope I just get fucked lmao

I literally get nothing

ok im gonna go touch my stupid benis for an hour

later fellers

Technically I pay more

Peace

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<:Imok:512522775932698634>

Me

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wanna Sprite cranberry

*WHACK*

souljagame console

hmmm

jmm..

hello