phew

This fuckin recipe called for 1/4 cup of lemon juice

I’m processing the Jesus out of it

chonky hummus 🤢

maybe I’ll add more garlic

good idea

I’m gonna give my blender a break, it’s getting hot <:sam:513280442443628554>

Y’all

My sister who’s nose is functioning properly says she can smell the peanut butter in it <:sam:513280442443628554>

ask if she can taste it

Whomst

She said “no, it’s not bad” <:sam:513280442443628554>

“Uuh, I kind of like it”

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Shidded

nice

aw

Birds eye view of chonk

skinny lard

She’s not skinny

She’s fat

She gained weight

I’m flattering her

shes not that fatt

Yeah not anymore

chumby lard

I don’t want her to have a heart attack like gargantuan gelatinous her brother

Cursed video

blessed video

stop starving her ):<

Nyone here play vainglory?

She’s eating it you reeree

This cat eats enough she’s on a diet

morning jenae

Special kitty food for tubby niggas

good morning matt!!

poor fatty ):

she just wants to eat and b happy

hungry chungus

I thought I told you to stop talking in 3rd person jenae

not nice

you better b giving her extra pets

wow

We had our morning cuddle session

Nyone here play vainglory?

no

no

Well we should play together

Well we should play together

Well we should play together...

I want beer

But I know I’m gonna just drink hard liquor like usual

I might drink tonight

I have svedka at my gfs

Cock

I’m on lunch break till mfin 130

thicc

Ha I’ll be drinking alone as usual

AButt

hows the cummus

bumlee

micholas

what’s with the trash men in your name

idk

i like em

they gone

mickling

but with emojis

Did you return

I think he might’ve

Pear shaped figure mmmmmmm

mmmm

Hot

dam that look

she’s perfect (‘:

😩

🍐

Stop talking in third person jenae

Stop orbiting cat

I’d hug her

fuck you rik

10/10

i’m talking abt ur CAT

Cat is orbiting me this is my house

no u

Well he doesnt take pics of you all the time does he?

she

why is discord all fucky

Wym

rick has plenty of pictures of me

I hacked into their servers

Should I go to my gfs today