Okay

Discordianism is powerful because it allows you to be contradictory

I dont want to be a girl or anything

you can be a trad lgbt

But I would be the best wife

who cares

Yee

It's okay to be the gf

Pin this

all i really want in life is a cute trans girl who teaches me how to be cute

Aww

will also accept cute girl girl

I like big masc men
I like cooking (especially for others)
I dont mind cleaning (especially for someone I love)
I like the idea of staying home and raising children

and im very submissive

I will accept 72 virgins, and one cute girl/trans gurl to teach me how to be a cute femboi, to sexually submit to Allah

I like cute femmy girls(m)
I like cooking (for myself)
I hate cleaning
I don't want children anywhere near me
I am switch

but bottom switch

Tfw @Deleted User wants to be a 50s housewife

who doesnt tbqh

literally peak living

Yeah

I'm gud fam

I agree with Eris who wouldnt want that

Idk

Especially since you would have fewer rights

Okay

tfw the same amount of rights as everyone else

Equalitly was a mistake

*fewer rights

thanks Eris-chan 😊

also

A: Women had the exact same amount of rights

B: Women had fewer *responsibilities*

C: Women had more privileges

Okay all of that sounds good

Except replace women with women (boys)

voting is not a right, it's a responsibility

And give them fewer rights

no

rights are inalienable

everyone's gottem

Darn

not ok to murder women

or imprison them

or take their property

these are the worst 3 takes I have ever seen

those are your 3 rights

everything else is gay law shit

okay

>tfw still thirsting for olive boys

Hey @Deleted User I've never succ off an olive boy, what's it like ?

idk

I wish I did though

It's probably like, "A mama-mia, i'ma gonna treata your assholela like a pizza oven

😅

Woke

Tfw I have a black fetish now

Dont take this out of context please

*puts emoji spade in his twitter account name*

Tfw no olive emoji

I just looked it up

There is currently a petition to add an olive emoji to android and iPhone

If they add them though i will Unironically add 2 olive emojis to my name

Our police should be dressed as cool as this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

POORFAGS BTFO

#classiccrew for lyfe

🤔

Wot?

@Anti Corona Virus Suit Ragathor buy me classic

You dirty neet

My money is 4 cute girls

And maybe cut girls(male)

im cute!

hmm

idk

Eris is the cutest girl here @Anti Corona Virus Suit Ragathor

The chin is the deciding factor

on all girls(male)

@Deleted User
Mosely was too submissive

my chin is cute

Show chin

show chin

using neighbor wifi

Do they know?

Hope not

UwU

ÔwÔ

How are you cool guys currently doing

Okay

Got really humid, after days of fall weather

Aaaaaaaaaaaa