he probably has amazing christmas's

At least have it be presentable.

buy and wrap a dildo for her

@Hector Hell yeah brother

bruh

I'm not gonna pull up at all. I'll just approach her.

We have reached critical BRUH hour

he'll just approach her guys

@Cascade Again, not close enough. I'll leave her female friends to handle that.

wow

Just buy the girl a Rey Star Wars action figure

big gains

weabs! woot

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@Weaboo Kempeitai Plz I'm getting third-degree burns from all the cringe

Okay ill give her unromantic snacks

yes

So, when are you planning on giving her the gift?

weabs is new to this stuff

it's normal

Literally something that I would buy at a corner shop so it dosen't look like I've put in too much effort

I mean women either like you or they don't, IMO

but

it should be cute

A perfectly chosen gift isn't going to have a great degree of effect

ofc which is why I suggested movie tickets for some days afte

see how she takes them

then he will know

Salta mandlar is REAL shit 😤😤

@Eternal Entropy zoomers don't go to movie theaters like gen x did.

I respect what you're trying to do, @Weaboo Kempeitai , don't get me wrong

daim is best

I don’t like daim that much tbh

I want chocolate no caramel

cause ur a male

milka

If it were me I might buy some for myself and some extra for her, and just say "oh I bought this for myself and I remembered you like X as well, so I bought one for you too"

@Cascade bruh

And eat some for yourself as well, just to show you didn't go out of your way to buy her candy

Even if you did I guess

I don't want a perfect gift, because a guy who does that is clearly trying to buy a GF. It'll be insanely obvious what I'm trying to do if I give her something expensive.

I'm not even trying to date her tho, that's the thing.

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You just want a quick dip, I feel you

I tried.

No, not that

Just want frens

This is also real good

Irl

How old are you, weaboo?

17

Chocolate is one of those things I actually can’t get enough of

I just know a dude who bought this girl he barely knew some expensive jewelry, and it was totally cringe.

Best chocolate tho

why not go schoki shopping with her?

Fazer chocolate is also very good

It does taste better

But it is also more expensive

white chocolate is kinda good tooo

And I care about that kg price

😤

@Cascade Dosen't like white chocolate.

@TuerSchlossEnteiser he isn't going to tell a girl he barely knows to go shopping with him.

Maybe I should buy white chocolate for myself while I'm at it

I hear this is good, @Angry.

I heard it from a fat chick so it's probably true

Eldorado is a good budget brand

Not sure it'll come in time if I order it.

invite her to live the dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYITNL0M7kI

I'm told I should buy Bournville, those dark Cadbury's chocolate buttons

girl as just a friend...<:pinothink:401744526915534858>

Yes

impossible

do you buy video games for your male friends?

I buy them nothing

I also plan to get into a sort of "I'll periodically share music with you" sort of relationship.

This is also epic

I get video games from my friends sometimes

@TuerSchlossEnteiser Yes

Oh wait

Fuck my battery

I buy them beer

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yes, I do too, but normally ***after*** we befriended 🙂

weabs get a gf bro

good luck!

I've seen this before

get her twelve rules for life

Eternal, are you in a relationship right now?

If he gets a GF, we won't see him any more

He'll be gone

no

: (

Get her 14 chocolates, one for every word

I last broke up about 9 months ago

Then you cite them to her as you feed her bonbons

and been chillen snce

I break my religious law sometimes 😦

I am bad