BAAAAAAALD

BAAAAAAAAAAALD

god i hope i never go bald

barber still says i have a full head of healthy hair

might fuck around and create my own army of elliot rodgers via impregnating everya azn woman on earth

then half just end up being filthy frank and my plan is defunct

filthy franks are the most powerful

all ugly mixed asian male kids are like

ticking time bombs

The filthy franks will give up on doing anything interesting and start making emo-pop

1/3 hapa kids end up like filthy frank, 1/3 elliot rodger and 1/3 this

those are all MEN

yeah no shit

That really is haha, isn’t it?

are they actually

im way too fucked to be able to tell

look at the freakishly long arm on the far left

THEIR ARMS AREL ONGER THAN MINE WTF

looks like kim lmao

im still hungover but want a drink someone encourage me

HOW TLAL

IS RICHARD SPENCER

yo David

get a glass of water and chug that

im drinking and im cool be like me @DavidTheSlumpGod

thats ur encouragement

cool > water

sip

fyuck water

i intejtoonally dont drink water so my pee glows

LOL OK SO

RICHARD SPENCER

IS 6FT TALL

SAME HEIGHT AS ME R

AND THEN

THE FUCKING GIRL

WITH THE FREAKISHLY LONG ARMS

GOTTA BE LIKE

IDFK?

5'7?

That’s like 4 feet

spencer's height isn't listed anywhere

for the arm

did i just imagine reading spencers height being 6ft

183cm

cbecause im 183ckm

good morning my n words

say the full word

poser

or ur banned

good morning my nigger @Jejune

yo this goblin slayer manga is way better

i opnly watched the first episode of the anime

then i forgot about it

i didnt even watch the anime

just the rape scene

i stopped getting midnight cramps when i increased my salt intake i love salt

niggger

WTF

DONT SAY THAT DUDE

david: h-
aaron:

@DavidTheSlumpGod

WOW

RUDE

NIGGER GENES

NIGGER GENES

POOP EYES

POOP EYES

POOP EYES

nigger jeans

pure germanic

FUCK

I HATE MY HAIR

DARK BROWN AND CURLY

dye it to get gamer pussy

i'm tha niggest #JetBlackGang

i had a 50% chance of being ginger and i ended up dark brown

and from that day forward

ive never been good with luck

ginger is an anagram of nigger

you could've been black

redheads have the n word

wait

name one cool male redhead

good idea

shave my head hair

grow out my facial hair

shave 80% of it

then im a redhead

n word ahcieved

you want to be dark black optimally. Because too little melainin and you are a softy like Drake. But if you are dark enough you can access your ancestral knowledge if you are darker

gross

i hate cheese that comes like that

what @Jejune

mm i love my orange AIDS tiles t. americans

my skin is very light i hae a hard time tanning

im usually left looking red because ofm yl atitude

I meant that mulatto's that are too light can't fully access their innate powers. Unlike full blooded Wakandans

mulattos are gay

yes I know

name 1 cool mulatto other than eric andre

https://twitter.com/succubus_sheep/status/1055931897992351744

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/

I literally can't. And that's precisely my point.

Was this Pat Little

paultown is a pretty cool mulatto

I thought paul was azn

that too

hapa != mulatto

hes half white

half black

and half asian

WOW

THE ENTIRE GANGS HERE

WHATS UP GUYHS

I MISEED U

calm down shithead

fuckl yo0u

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1056007927490764800

>almost got a GF that shared my autism for MOBAS but got kicked out of the party

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

im going to fucking kill you with this flamethrower

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
shawn ain’t bout this, shawn ain’t bout that
My boy a 54 on fucking Draworb and them
He, he they say that nigga be abusing welfare
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit!
All ya motherfuckers talk about...
shawn ain’t no hitta, shawn in’t this, shawn a fake
Shut the FUCK up!
Y'all don’t that nigga patreon
Y'all know that nigga got caught with IE
flexing milk' at random motherfuckers and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when!
Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about shawn
I’m fucking beating they ass!
I’m not fucking playing no more
You know those niggas roll with spencer and them

GFs are gross

@RetardO ExtremeO if she liked mobas she probably had a penis

lmao

I'm sitting on the fuck sidewalk for an uber rn

@a dim goon wrong

Fuck off

ive never used uber

you know that professional league player who crossdresses

it was that guy

ive used a taxi before though

oh

and there was one time

i rode in a limo

She s
Played league hut she wasn't a guy i promise u

@a dim goon

GFs aren't intelligent enough to appreciate anime and feel threatened by 2d women

this one?

yall like my oc or waht

She s
Played league hut she wasn't a guy i promise u

She was a woman i swear

Fuck off

what was her gamer tag

did it have a heart in it

or anything

maybe with a few beers in ya, but take off the beer goggles and WOO DOGGY, THAT'S A FELLA!

dead giveaway its a trans or gay

have you played the new heist @a dim goon

payday 2 got boring a long time ago

nigga

i have

1800 hours

dont u think i'd agree with that

yeah because you have supreme autism

yes

She was a woman I swear

Was the sister of a mates

but im still obligated to play the newh eists

I believe you 😉

even if i dont play it often

imagine having 1.8k hours in a PvE game

all my friends palyed it

>she

IT WAS A SHE

>she

BELIEVE

I SWEAR

VICTIMS

BELIEVE

VICTIMS

BELIEVE

VICTIMS

FUCK OFF

IT

WAS

A

SHE

ehs<

She was in tk me, i got kicked out tho

Lis5en

I promise u

are you shitfaced rn

Fuark

Somewhat

LMAO

HELL YEAH

fuck sake

Look I was truly the chef

everyone make fun of a dim goon

for being sober

I had a great time

loser @a dim goon

@loser @a dim goon

I was the life of the party

I brought a bunch of vegetables and shit

what vegetables

Everyone loved the meme😩

ain't nothing like goin down under to get sloshed and flirt with a tranny huh my man

Leeks, tomatoes, onions

did you know

that

sherrys

LISTEN SHE WAS A CHICK AND SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO ME UNTIL HER BROHER KICKED ME OUT

u cant call them sherrys

anymore

there cream aperas

what the fuck is a sherry

Although I am a good Catholic boy, i wouldn't have fucked ger or anything

I am a good boy in he eyes of Christ

wine

fortified wine

i can't even put into words how upset i am right now

i missed the WINE convention by 2 HOURS

Lmfao

mwahahahaha

i only drink red chianti wine to pretend im med

LISTEN.

mrahAAAAAAH the frensh.....champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

are you drinking yet @DavidTheSlumpGod

ye

ok

I was chef

get really drunk please im lonely

Le chef? That's me

le castle vania

i kinda have to, some friend has a party and theres this girl i need to harass

tfw designated driver for a bunch of drunk children

I'm in an uber

tfw dont have a licesnse

tfw never take my test so i never have to be desiginated driver

life hack

haha oi m8 you got a jaha gottem

never learn how to drive, never be desginated driver

I DONT NEED A LICENCE TO DRIVE IM TRAVELUING

My name.......chef

cars aren't trad so fuck them

im very trad

dont eat anyting all day

just drink alcohol

did you know

......................chef

alcohol macro is used as energy instantly

so its basically theb est

It is i............ chef