tfw no gf to hold hands with on the battle bus

what if we accidently kissed on the battle bus

Ahhh yes I must don my jumper for it is oh so cold here in Brisbane as I walk down to the boardwalk. Mmm yes I am fine in this harsh blizzard environment, for I have paid a homeless abo man to hug me whenever I get cold, in cigs. The only part that troubles me is that he keeps harassing the women I pass by, I fear he may leave me in search of some poonany. For if that happens, I will surely freeze to death in this rigid weather.

Tfw no gf to hold hands with on the shortbus

okay retard

Ahhh yes I must don my jumper for it is oh so cold here in Brisbane as I walk down to the boardwalk. Mmm yes I am fine in this harsh blizzard environment, for I have paid a homeless abo man to hug me whenever I get cold, in cigs. The only part that troubles me is that he keeps harassing the women I pass by, I fear he may leave me in search of some poonany. For if that happens, I will surely freeze to death in this rigid weather.

shut up retard

Briscucks get out

dont bully me

The day of the freezer is coming soon

where do you live

In your mon's angus

oh BRRR BRRRRR! it's oh so cold my thongs may just freeze to the asphalt!

:Dab:

okay

so you live in tasmania

I come onto an american server and i see ya mad cunts talking about aussie politics

and thats why you're so mad that i complained about the cold

whoa you're pulling a real Gregory Berrycone here

🤔

@Abel sbut up nigger i'll blow your mom's asshole out with my log dick

OHHHHHHH BBRRRR, BRRRR, please Mr;. Clive~! reach upo my angus and warm me up with your hands!

fuck off!

dumb nigger be like: its so cold in tasmania time to have incest

my sisters pussy really warms me up

I’ll rape your entire lineage first lad

I have a maximum of 2 arms, im not from taz

👀

tazmania doesn't even exist you retard

Starting with your daughter

tasmanian niggas b like: aBLAHBLABBAABAJSJADSJ im spinning around like a tornado

where you from then nigga

Tasmanian niggas b like: *shits diaper* im 30 years odl!

Im from an awful hellscape

i've never met an intelligent tasmanian

Gee I wonder why

dumb nigger be like: i call the northern territory my home

I’ve never met a tasmanian period

I've never met an intelligent lifeform

Their brain growth gets stunted from the cold down there

tasmanian devil fron looney tunes is my favorite tasman

If they existed that is

Tasmania doesn't exist

lets just all agree

new zealand

is for fags

BUUUUGS GAAAAAAAAAAANG

yes

Well lanius is from nz

So it’s pretty gay

new zealanders are just australians who want to fuck everything

waaah waaah look at how much culture we've made waaah waah -new zealand

americans: hey is there where lord of the rings was filmed

New Zealand is just boneless Australia, with 10x more sheep fucking

theres like 10 sheep per person or something there

>kiwis

Imagine being a fruit

And they all cant walk right

they're literally fruits

Rotten fruits

Frozen, rotten fruits

my hot cum will warm up new zealand

Held by a maori warrior

when you cuddle with the wooly fuzzy sheep after fucking it 😩 t. kiwis

SEVERAL people are typing

and i'll breed a new race of maori evropean mixed warrirors

The kiwis also get ripped open by earthquakes lots of times

the whitest areas of new zealand are also where all the earth quakes happen

thats satan trying to make them come home

dumb niggers

>new zealand

>white

who the fuck actuallt likes nz

I will create the Super Creature, not super human because that would imply a Maori x Me hybrid would be human. And it shall reclaim New Zealand for the Maori's.

Boi it’s more yellow than white now

I will drive the white men and their sheepish wives out to the sea

new zealand is like

And they shall swim to Australia

70% white

But be rejected

austraia is 75% white

And wither and fry in the sun

it mostly depends where you go

And then shit and whine about the lack of techno in where they are

Sheit nigga last i checked australia was around 67%

For they are hipster and GAY

you mightve got that reversed

76%

i'll make australia white again via impregnating all the hapa woemn

yes

yo

Australia is 100% white. Chinese don't exist and neither do Pacific Islanders as far as im concerned

anyone wanna help a bro do a coffee enema

Sounds gay

churs g

australia isnt white

its full of irish people

gross

Be sure the coffee isn't cold brewed, or it may freeze your entire Queenscuck body and you will DIE

oh dont worry

it'll be boiling

pepe covfefe

pepe coverage

pepe angus covfefe

pepe coverage

pepe covfefe

Pepe cell phone coverage

Pepe insurance fraud

monkaS

reminder that leftists literally couldn't figure out what covfefe meant

AT&T endorses pepe the frog

even though the context made it obviou

s

haha Pepe I dumped a massive log in the bleachers in high school and its still there to this day

t mobile groyper

Wasn't that a funny one huh guys

hahaha

oh no

im going to shit all over the floor

oh shit

its coming

oh fuck

oh no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yeah yeah yeah okay retard

that sounds familiar fir some reason @RetardO ExtremeO

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

If that shit still bothers you, emptying nature's luggage on to your mother's brand new rug, then you still got a lot of growing up to do

how tall are you @RetardO ExtremeO

u know what they called me in high school

important question

the brown hornet

Need a GF who can do this

6 foot

i'll let you figure out why

this just goes to show

Im 6 feet wide

whites are at least 6ft tall

Ew, gross feet

Everyone in Australia is tall as fuck

183cm

in communism measurements @Abel

Im 6 foot tall, 6 foot wide, and 6 foot across

They call me a monstrous cube

I’m around 189cm

FULL

thats the devil's size

Oh fuck

So 6’2

Absolute unit

6 and 6 and 6

nto good

Boss fuckin mogd me today

Oof

6ft tall, 6 pack, 6 figure salary. 666

I'm 6'3

boss fuckin groyped me today

women are demonic

I lied im sorry im 7 foot tall, 7 foot wide, 7 foot across, and my stench covers a 200 square foot radius

Tall nigga season

a dim goon is 5'11 everyone make fun of him

How many figures debt 6?

MANLET @a dim goon

uhhh......prove it libtard????

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A dim goon isn't as tall as people say he is.

He's much more short

?

Idk why people think he's so tall

A dim goon is 6'9

he claims to be 5'11

He just associates with very short people

H-haha yeah...dim goon is r-really short at 5'11"

This server is now gay

Maybe even taller than Nick

>now

if you aren't 6ft or above you arent human

sorry to tell you

that's the sis

tea

thats the sis tea

uies sister

Cis tea

Thats the tea cis

Fuck

okay

What else u puttin in yo tea

oh man i hate gettinf bullied.im gonna usr this as an excusr to go do something actually fun and cool(playing fallout nrw vegas by obsidian entertainment)

An adult male is at least six feet tall and weighs at minimum 200 pounds.

That's the Uie's sister I rYped @Deleted User

if nay nay is taller than cabinet

sis

then its his joke

[X] Doubt

faggot @a dim goon

oh jeez I hate being bullied online im gonna go shart in my fuckin diapah

iirc there's only one dude shorter than me here

I'm shawn's height

Just more hamsome

Im Shawn

Just more handsome

Im Shawn

full stop

Im Patrick little

Shawn + nick @Deleted User

The guy in the PFP is me

Only more NAMING THEM

uies sisters cat

😍 😍 😍

Uie's sister groyper cat

every time i head into the men's room they sound the nuclear bombing sirens

Every time I head into the women's restroom they sound a whistle

Idk why

i jsut wanna grope women

Dim goon blows up the toilet bc he really is the body type in his pfp

Same

Also
>toilet

buddy

>he doesn't know

rabbits only shit little pellets cuz they only eat vegetables

t. used to have a pet rabbit

a dim goon is vegan

yeah but you're full of like

Uie's sister groyper

Does anyone here take HTP-5

Cheese or something

I take a fat handful of your sister's ass @Deleted User

i have a confession to make

youre not black

?

you're double black

i've started recording myself every time i take a dump just to catalog whether or not i have a regular healthy digestive system. however, i eat a mega ass ton of cheese like every single day so i only shit ~1 time a week due to constipation and i told a friend about this. after his initial shock he snapped his fingers and told me "you should upload these somewhere" so naturally i go ahead and start poasting them on soundcloud right? and i called it "the monthly scat" cause i release 4 tapes of them at once every month like the title suggests adn so far i've made roughly 10 dollars off of donations and i'm gonna have to dump regardless of whether i record it or not so that's a little extra spending money for my cheese fund

?

Sex haver

im a sex haver

with you're mom!

Uies sister groyper

im the uies sister groyper if you catch my drift

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Uie's sister's rapist groyper

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Looks nothing like me hehehehahaha!!!!