dead giveaway its a trans or gay

have you played the new heist @a dim goon

payday 2 got boring a long time ago

nigga

i have

1800 hours

dont u think i'd agree with that

yeah because you have supreme autism

yes

She was a woman I swear

Was the sister of a mates

but im still obligated to play the newh eists

I believe you 😉

even if i dont play it often

imagine having 1.8k hours in a PvE game

all my friends palyed it

>she

IT WAS A SHE

>she

BELIEVE

I SWEAR

VICTIMS

BELIEVE

VICTIMS

BELIEVE

VICTIMS

FUCK OFF

IT

WAS

A

SHE

ehs<

She was in tk me, i got kicked out tho

Lis5en

I promise u

are you shitfaced rn

Fuark

Somewhat

LMAO

HELL YEAH

fuck sake

Look I was truly the chef

everyone make fun of a dim goon

for being sober

I had a great time

loser @a dim goon

@loser @a dim goon

I was the life of the party

I brought a bunch of vegetables and shit

what vegetables

Everyone loved the meme😩

ain't nothing like goin down under to get sloshed and flirt with a tranny huh my man

Leeks, tomatoes, onions

did you know

that

sherrys

LISTEN SHE WAS A CHICK AND SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO ME UNTIL HER BROHER KICKED ME OUT

u cant call them sherrys

anymore

there cream aperas

what the fuck is a sherry

Although I am a good Catholic boy, i wouldn't have fucked ger or anything

I am a good boy in he eyes of Christ

wine

fortified wine

i can't even put into words how upset i am right now

i missed the WINE convention by 2 HOURS

Lmfao

mwahahahaha

i only drink red chianti wine to pretend im med

LISTEN.

mrahAAAAAAH the frensh.....champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

are you drinking yet @DavidTheSlumpGod

ye

ok

I was chef

get really drunk please im lonely

Le chef? That's me

le castle vania

i kinda have to, some friend has a party and theres this girl i need to harass

tfw designated driver for a bunch of drunk children

I'm in an uber

tfw dont have a licesnse

tfw never take my test so i never have to be desiginated driver

life hack

haha oi m8 you got a jaha gottem

never learn how to drive, never be desginated driver

I DONT NEED A LICENCE TO DRIVE IM TRAVELUING

My name.......chef

cars aren't trad so fuck them

im very trad

dont eat anyting all day

just drink alcohol

did you know

......................chef

alcohol macro is used as energy instantly

so its basically theb est

It is i............ chef