gets in the way of having sex with hot babes

Gets in the way of hunting/watching sports with the guys

bros before hoes, am I right?

you ever just cum inside a girl and think to yourself "im glad im not gaming right now"

Every day

god im so glad im not a gamer

Oh hey its the real common filth 🙄

is that the real common filth

do u have any proof

I’m really glad my wife bout me a new gaming pc with turtle beaches so I don’t have to listen to her get fucked by Daquan

oh nvm

i love to listen to her getting fucked though

it reminds me that shes happy

Yeah it’s him except cf died in a car crash with a Honda Civic in 2016 in a Bay Area suburb

was he driving the honda civic

why is it always a honda civic

I’m actually a undercover fed

me too

Finding anti homo bigots to collect data on

uh

uh

Nah the Honda Civic just ran him over while the driver yelled “IGNORE THESE ORDERS, HOMOPHOBE!”

i really love gay people fbi

i wish i was gay please dont monitor my online activity!

My cover was blown so I went into hiding

So everyone in this feet chat is on a watch list

damn

I’m honored

send me a dim goons dox

im assuming you have it, FBI

watch this

*poops*

*wtf*

Not allowed to give up my info

*audience claps*

the pentagon's top researchers are working 24/7 to find my steam account

your address*

no they want to roast me on national television by showing everyone my 2800 hours in dota 2

you've already admitted to having 2800 horus on dota 2

so what else are you hiding

the other 1 hour in dota 2

shit

wow

no reason to hide anymore

alright my name is gregory berrycone

my name is yo mama

i live at 2097, willow street in dallas texas

wtf me to

too

fuck off nerd

genius

aka

nerd

lmaooo

duhrrrr actually it's TOOOOO not to....

i actually knew that i'm just not putting anything into typing right now because im cool

keep ALL typos

it increases engagement

no im cool not you

if you spell check you're retarded

if u point out typos your also retarded

youre

you're*

shut up libtard i will rayp you

um

actually

its spelled grape

you just called yourself retarded

i am retarded

GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE GRAPE APE

and so are you

RAPE RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

um

its spelled rayp

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, POLICE! THERE IS A R-RA-R-R-R-R-R-RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYPIST IN MY HOME! wait a minute......oh my GOSH!!!! THAT'S A ***MIRROR*** I'M LOOKING INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!

too busy being chad to spell get fucked dork

wow role reversal

I AM RAYPING HILLARY CUNTS CLINTON CUNT BANGER BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hillary clinton sucked my dick? wtf?

conservatards tried to run with the "bill clinton is a raypist" schtick like that isn't the most based thing ever

i wish i was a rapist

during ww2

lmao

there was this dude in britain

shutup retard

"buh buh ww2"

"i love history durrr"

who just raped and murdered women

becuase the lights were all off to avoid german bombers

and that man? oswald mosley

400iq but doesnt study notable rapists in history?

doesnt add up

sorry i specced all my IQ into being cool

Me on the left

my ancestor on the right

barely took you out of negative coolness