GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SISTER YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT NIGGER

it'll get instant reactions

Need a good tweet? Just film a video of you screaming nigger

😏 I beat 👊 my 🍗 meat 🍖 to 👉 🤠 easy pete 💣

I can't think of any good tweets, it's a monday and as an aquarius i do NOT DO GOOD ON MONDAYS @Deleted User

so everyone just CHILL THE FUCK OUT

The al-gore-rhythm can't fuck you over that way

I'M GOING TO HAVE AN AQUARIUS PANIC ATTACK

le monmy

monky

I wish I was still at the club

Why do you go clubbing

to get girl sweat

le mommy MOMMY
GIVE ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

Girl sweat is gay just sweat by yourself retard

ooff owned

only sweat i like is weekly

guys

who else is on

no sweat

n word'as iffy uh

I just shiddied uh

nosweat: more energy, better mood

i'm day 138 of nobrap, feel like i'm gonna burst!

oh no

its starting

to get too hot

oh god its approaching summer

oh fuck

im going to sweat

PLLLRT oh God not now

oh no

not at a time like this

please

im on day 138 of no scream, feelin like im gonna BUH-BUH-BUH-BBBBLOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

so basipllly 🐒

***BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*** NOOOOO I WAS SO FAR ALOOOOO- ***PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP*** NOOOOOOOOOO MOMMY MAKE IT STOP ***PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR***

172 days of no brap down the terlert

its october rettard

oh God

people are dropping like flies

thats fall not summer

it's too pungent

>he lives in a retard time zone

Lmao OK

i can feel it burning my nose hairs

it feels like a blowtorch coming out of my arsehole

oh fuck here comes the 2nd wave

oh no

watch out

***BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRP***

AAAAAAHHHHH IT STINGS

Ah yes I can feel the UV rays from *squints* Bugs Big Boy Braps approaching this side of the hemisphere, we are all of fucked

abolishing time zones would solve racism

***PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP***

brip

***PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*** OH FUCK THAT ONE WAS WET ***PFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*** IT'S LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING

brip brarp plop drip

oops boys I SHIPPTT!!!

when i go ***brip***.......you can see tha drip.....

why did i say that

*BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFTTTTTT*
***DUUWAH***

IM SORRY MS. JACKSON

***HUUUUWAAAAAH***
*PFFFFFTTTTTBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

when you plop a steamer on janet jackson epic style

brap posting is the greatest weapon of all

that face john lennon made when he got owned by a snub nose .38 revolver and was sent directly to hell

monkaS

I plopped a steamer on Janet Jackson during the superbowl halftime show


THe only bowl that can fit me massive concrete creations (my LOGS) is in fact, that super bowl!

john lem,on got owned lmao

i filled the cracks in the sidewalk with my foul vomit greasy diarrhea, thank me later

I thank you now kind sir!

my thin brown oil slick, smells just like pickle rick

watch out for my vile, pickle, rick, oil, slick. For it erupts from the very hellscape that is IN FACT my angus. Once you catch an ol huwiff of this well oof buddy ur fuckin frried

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub

stfu skoffy

i've scatttttted so much i'm just shitting pure stomach acid at thispoint

Eat my ass Aaron

wow

sounds gay

skoffy you're a fag

No homo tho

can we replace skoffy with someone who can hold a fucking note

naph

I can't even sing

naph was a much better villain than skoffy

this bitch is like a sub woman enjoying abusement

wubba-*HONK*-lubba-*BWAWP*-dub-*SQUEEK*-duuuuuub-*Carnival Music Plays*

yeah i know you no talent presumptuous piece of shit

Im Clown DIIIIIICK!

wHERE THE FUCK IS NAPH

BRING BACK NAPH

I just like seeing how angry David gets over not being able to donate more money to strangers over the internet

i put the shqueeeeze on a clown gf's boobies and they go HONKA HONKA AWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish you could actually own me so I'd go to bed feeling bad

i start a-suckin her nipple and seltzer comes spewing into my mouf

I walk up to the dark carnival of horros and I go up to the clown cutie and I go "A-HONKOA HONKA LEMME PUT THE SHQWEEEEEEEZZZZ ON YA!"

Why would I *own* you?

brip is brip

fellas