turn around, and walk back to my car. Sad that I didn't get to experience the soul crushing HR experience today, as on Friday, I glanced at Stephany's ass, she sadly saw me, as she looked backwards at me, as I tried and failed to hold in a fart. However part of myself is glad that I don't have to work today, until I see someone on discord, lacking the blessing I have been given. I yell out of my car window, "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING LOSER!", at no one in particularly, as my rollercoaster of emotions finally get to me. That's when the carbs hit, and I pull over to take a powernap on the side of the road, as I close my eyes, I think to myself; "I get to do it all again tomorrow", and silently hope not to wake up.

As a wagie, I eat my carboholic bagel before going to my job, that I enjoy very much. But to counteract the carb sleepiness I get, I order a triple shot of espresso from my nearest starbucks, the one that is only a small detour away from my commute. I order my coffee from the skinny wanker at the counter, as he gets my name wrong I think to myself "Kiss my ass", but would never dare to say such a thing in public. I pick up my triple fappachino, and make my way back to my 2015 Honda Civic, wondering if the teenager I ordered from spat in my coffee, but if he did or if he didn't, I would still drink it. For as a wagie I need my caffine hit, as I woke up at 4:30 AM. Due to the bagel and my black cancer I got from the angst station, I am an emotional wreck, needing to hold back my inner rage against my boss, always succeeding due to my shriveled raison gnards, that came to be from the emasculating environment that is corporate America. But it's all worth it as my wife that I barely see, at day and during night, lets me go to the local pub, sometimes casino if she is in a good mood, at the end of the week. I arrive at my workplace, and I see something amiss. It seems that there has been a sewage main break, and it has flooded my workplace. A different kind of bullshit flooding the desks and cubicles, for once. I

turn around, and walk back to my car. Sad that I didn't get to experience the soul crushing HR experience today, as on Friday, I glanced at Stephany's ass, she sadly saw me, as she looked backwards at me, as I tried and failed to hold in a fart. However part of myself is glad that I don't have to work today, until I see someone on discord, lacking the blessing I have been given. I yell out of my car window, "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING LOSER!", at no one in particularly, as my rollercoaster of emotions finally get to me. That's when the carbs hit, and I pull over to take a powernap on the side of the road, as I close my eyes, I think to myself; "I get to do it all again tomorrow", and silently hope not to wake up.

Ill come and go when I feel like shit and I post dumb stuff but being here all day

thats actually bad

me @Deleted User and his sister

That implies Uie isn't some skinny loser

I take SHITS bigga than you

Bugs.....takes SHITS bigga than you

uie is uber buff

can confirm

I get paid around 12 bucks an hour and work 3 days a week and live in an inexpensive studio doin art and lifting weights most of the week

you know what all the people who get on my ass for what is usually nothing have in common

none of them are funny

Say what you will about bugs

Hes a loser

yes

Hes a fatty

this is very true

Hes extremely annoying

yep

But...

And probably a pedophile

But

the one and only thing the internet should be used for

He is funny

is comedy

he is not really funny either

Bugs? Funny

You? CRINGE!

That joke was funnier than him

Ok kid

mad online

a dim goon

you have YET

to answer

my question

Goon just posts so often that eventually he hits the mark

Imagine being mad online at some dumb rabbit

I mean she

Tara

a dim tara

*tara*

Tell me about it @RetardO ExtremeO

how about you go spew your shitty stand up to 12 half awake people at a bar you dirty artfag

what is your job @Wolfman Jack

Ay whats the deal with *flips through notes* Bugs???!!

>standup

EMR

niggie wut

Implying standup cuz this nigga so fat he's gotta sit down

:Dab:

Electronic medical records

LMAO

SITDOWN

I wish need to bloatmaxx

right you just write up some faceberg tier routine about boomers and recite that for 30 minutes then it's time to go home

tf you on about negroid

lol

why

is everyone

FIGHTING

@PCENGINEDUO what's ur jerb

we need to unite

against a common enemy

fight club in *squints* feet chat

Fuck all of you

women

yes

go back to posting about how women suck

I literally don't even know what goon is talking about but he sure is angry about it

women suck

blatant projection

*YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS*

nnnnnnn

FUCK OFF DUDE

n i g g e r

neighbor

N

A

P

G

O

O

D

UIE LEFT

agreed

YOU KILLED A MAN

GOON WINS

Uie more like jewie

UIE LEFT

GOON WINS

*uie joins back*

OVERTIME

@PCENGINEDUO i fucking got you confused with someone else lmao

Lmfao

Goon still unfunny but at least he won

ROUND 2: *FIGHT!!*