Fuck my best shot in the service was 750 meters out

I _missed_ and the cunt still had his arm fly off

You don’t dodge that kind of shot mate

she just wanted to have some kind of pseudo valor moment

Hahaha. I was a machine gunner first. I put the bullets I the everywhere.

Oooo you an infantryman too?

3rd battalion. Air borne.

Different armies I’m assuming but hats off mate

As long as you were putting bullets in Terry were golden Mate.

Haha

Mine were typically bearded and brown, but point taken 😛

Funnily enough.

Same.

Yours have turbans? Ours didn’t lol

wouldn't let me change the skin color of that emoji with the turban lol

Never had heads long enough for me to check mate.

ok that's badass

After the spray I don’t think they would have had enough time to pray eh

They pray to the east and like to put their dicks in goats.

Easily identified.

and wipe their ass with their, err, left hand?

or right

one of them isn't allowed apparently

i'm way envious, i wish i had that kind of life experience

i was put in 03 when i enlisted

I Honestly wouldn't recommend it Mate.

Yeah neither eh

It's a hard slog and takes a toll.

goddammit not 01, 03

Unless you have an attachment to sitting still looking through a scope with full Depends for eighteen fucking hours at a time

Honestly the worst part of it

trust me I've heard all kinds of grunt stories

Lmao

but there were many, many stories

The day I left snipers = the best.

They’re not exactly pretty

i don't have that lol

A grown man shouldn't have to shut himself that often.

@Your_Hirsute_Friend unfortunately my battalion was ... a mix of force recon, snipers, and just general counter terror shit

Fuuuuuuuuck

With third world armies comes third world adaptability

my ideal scenario would be a later lat move into intel

scored not that great in the language apt test tho lel

Ah yeah?

Oh haha

How much do you love PowerPoint?

i'm assuming i'd have no choice but to love it lmao

More than a pimply teenage boy?

If you go int. It basically your life.

but it sets you up for the fbi or cia

they pay you to take that path and keep going with it

Fair enough

And we definitely need more vets in there as opposed to business management graduates

many nice bonuses for investing in paths like that

lol

Mmmm

https://thefreethoughtproject.com/woman-sign-removed-feminist-hate-speech/

I was attached to a Marine Raiders unit for a bit on a ghan rotation.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-fractured-3-ribs-hospitalized-2018-11-08/

Ginsburg in hospital. Please get well soon, I am not emotionally ready for anther SCJ confirmation marathon!

They had CIA with them.

Elitist Cunts.

Eh

ah, I know someone who was pointman in infantry

many fun times

Get in there and shake up the nor.

I had Marine mentors during Balikatan

*norm

We didn’t have any suits which helped

The main issues were language and different outlook I guess?

We typically had one guy translating for a whole platoon at times, so you had guys barking orders and the dudes getting screamed at didn’t understand what they were being told to do

sounds like a party

Be glad you never had to work with ASIS.

I hope this fall also scares Breyer into retiring.

Basically lawyers with guns.

Are they that bad?

Fucking useless

Lol

lmao

_Welp_

Babysitting kids straight out of uni that don't even know where the bullets come out of their gun.

Telling you how to gather Intel.

Oh mate don’t even remind me

This is the problem with us yeah

Our military academy is essentially the same as the police academy, a preserve of rich kids

So the 2LT’s usually are fresh faced babies

did everyone stay in shape? or run only for the yearly exam?

And to give them combat experience, they get slapped on to platoons

PT is pretty intense for frontline in Oz

Support units eat donuts all day.

You basically don’t get promoted past 2LT unless you’ve been in the shit for at least six months

So you have all these cunts who’ve been in the shit two, three years

ah, when I had to drop out from the pool I could do 15 pullups

With some kid younger than them telling them what to do

yeah sounds like uni brats alright

That was uhhh

An experience

I had to keep a 2lt alive attached to my pl on my second rotation. Left him in the wire to "coordinate fob defense and triage casualties "

Our first one died mate

Got one right through the head after a gigantic fuck up

2lts are fucking IED magnets.