oh the spiritus

idk

You’ve no gear yes?

Get a Molle compatible first aid/IFAK pouch, they’re everywhere

Slap that on even your normal day belt by running your belt through the Molle if you have to

The SIRK is the supplies, it’s a refill kit of all the good stuff you’ll need in case this isn’t just a booboo you’re treating

Now if you want to be able to properly use the supplies, take an EMT class if it’s possible e

Realistically, take a local ‘control the bleed’ course

Give a brief google search of what each part of the SIRK does and at least know it’s purpose even if you can’t properly use it

Please don't stick the needle in someone's chest

Unless you take the class of course

Yeah

Learn to use it

Just don't even look at it

The needle is meant for the nutsack, remember

@🇰🇵VKNG🇰🇵drunkensodomy got you a mag

Tis a urethral sound

Oh. Of course

Nah. I don't need it

I got 8 Tula plums on the way

But what if it's just a prank?

Then be sure to aim for the cardial space, top of the sternum and downward

Neat.

Is the needle adrenalin?

Isn't it two finger lenths down. It's been ahwile

Awhile

I need a refresher course just on punchured lungs. Everything else is easy

@Misaki various police, fire, etc departments hold them

Just depends on municipality

I haven't seen one in this area

which is bizarre because when Omar Mateen went commando on Orlando our area was locked down

My town (~10k people) had a few classes in oct

Call your local FD or PD

It’s definitely worth it imo

Cause it’s free and they teach you how to do the basic shit

If you’re like me and you’re not autistic and hate trying to figure that kind of stuff out yourself and sorting through the fuddlore and shit it’s helpful

@🇰🇵VKNG🇰🇵drunkensodomy

Decomp needles go in 2 places

Unless you’re a super high speed pro, which really nobody does

Well, it's been 10 fucking years since I been through a class

If unable to use the 3rd intercostal space on the mid clavicular line

They just said 1. Guess we were high speed

Then the 6th intercostal on the side

9 years. My bad

If you’re high speed opfor8r I’ve heard you can go vertically between the scapula and clavicle

Too risky as a few degrees off and you just sent a needle into an aorta

But this is all in the case of a tension pneumothorax

Aka

Riperoni

Air gets in the space but can’t get out

Jabroni

If it’s a normal pneumothorax then you just use a hyfin chest seal

Duh

I can't believe you called me a moron for asking exactly that

No, you made several implications as to two completely different pieces of gear being similar

And

You’re always the first to pipe up and criticize IFAKs, arguably the most likely piece of gear anyone would use

Wtf

God forbid someone believes a tard comment <@&558119990725705748> makes and ends up decompressing an artery cuz yknow it looked cool

I did not

you fucking retard

@Solar is it the 5th or 6th intercostal space if you're doing a decomp needle on the side

k

I asked if a pnuemo was ok to just use a vented seal

i thought it was the 5th

6th I believe

🤔

Basically just don’t use a decomp needle unless you’re trained to

😬

no shit

breaking news everyone

@fjogert

don't stab people with needles if you don't know what you're doing

4th space

Yikes

Changed protocol

I was trained 5th-6th rib

Watching a YouTube video doesn’t count as training

But now it’s between 4&5

Realistically it doesn’t fucking matter between the two, but you do need some sort of accuracy

I wouldnt go lower, but all 3 can work in a pinch if you know your angles. The reason for changing could be due to complications such as the patient being obese

🤔

Which, is another reason you big boys should not be carrying around a short needle, as you need to pierce the standard intercostal muscle but also all the adipose tissue on top

I retract my statement as all this is satire do not go against standard medical procedures

🤔

i thought you were stating standard procedures

I am, but saying that you may technically have to use a different intercostal space is technically against the rules

Like reusing a decomp on the same patient of your first attempt to decompress the tension fails, technically wrong but practically practiced

post gear @dubspepper

gear

Sounds a lot like dupSTEPPER to me.

Wow!

Who’s your favorite touhou

What, didn't think I'd see your pun so fast, glow boi?

Alway rember

Imagine believing this ISNT a touhou chat

Im alphabet but leafabet so dont worry

Are you unironically a leaf fed

No lmao not a fed

RCN

So all my gear is trash tier lmao

HIDE THE SYRUP

But its black so its kinda neat

Tfw won’t ever be a Canadian dairy cartel sicario

Who’s your favorite touhou newfag

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

@Volganator Post gear with time stamp

Hi Lapland

@yergo Sup nigga

I did one of those dumb loadout memes the other week

Woah that meme actually talks shit about Hawaiian camo

Let’s see if I still have it

🅱ost it

I love Hawaiian camo

Yeah Hawaiian camo is unironically shit as someone who wears Hawaiian shirts

Like

But assert that battlefield dominance

Hawaiian and tropical shirts are now statists approved apparel

Boogaloo niggers BTFO'd

Insert but theyll be looking for army guys here though

Cringe meme

Overdone

There it is

I don't see a Luger anywhere in that loadout

Yeah cause the Luger is a piece of garbage

If only half the budget of that loadout including vehicle didnt have to be just the noods

It’s cool but that’s it

lots of shit tier milsurp tbh

lots of SKS rifles

The hi power is the actually good nazi 9mil

yeah...

you ain't wrong

Actually most of the budget is probably in the rifles

its really incredible to me that the germans had a working double stack 9 long before anyone else did

le german engineering

@Volganator post gear and timestamp

zey are efficient

what bout the hi power?

Hi power is okay

Sig is better though

Tracking gimme 5

Hi power is a strong choice and based if you’re going for retro but outclassed by glock

i'm talking about age

isn't it the first majorly successful double stack?

Sig is universally garbage unless you’re buying an actual German sig

🤔

I mean any proper double stack pistol with a rail is going to beat a hi power

ok <@&558119990725705748>

Im bretty sure we use legit ones

its true and you know it

>tfw

it is

but hi power looks so sexy i don't care

what about an m9 with rail?

Rails ruin everything

Meh

the hi power is single action with a shit trigger

I’d take a glock any day

it is not a good gun

but it looks good so who gives a fuck

Who makes good ifak pouches? Buy once cry once is acceptable but idgaf about gucci.

<#558100275269992458>

Spiritus fanny sack

5.11

😬

@fjo gonna be honest fam I think the medical pouch pastebin needs a look

some of those pouches are real small

Seriously just get the spiritus fanny sack

uhhh

very few people here are medical professionals

Just staple a fucking ziploc to your rig

I can’t remember who else is part of fanny sack gang

realistically all they're gonna be able to use for sure is gauze and tape

Someone else shill spiritus

most will be able to use a tq but that's not guaranteed

ok <@&559943363785392129>

I know how to use a chest seal fucker

<:nobulli:606684860282830850>

I even used a chest seal on myself as practice

I-I mean it wasn't great

but I had an old one that needed to be gone so

🤔

Gotta change them once and a while

fanny sack gang

@yergo

@Red Korvo Prepmedic on youtube, has lots of vids about IFAK's and medical shit

Benny shill this noguns nogear nomeds the Fanny sack with me

Madman

fanny sack isn't an IFAK

smh

it's just a fanny pack

that can be used as a medical pouch

fanny fak

It’s intended to be used as an IFAK

Let’s be real

no it's not lmao

If it walks like an ifak and quacks like an ifak

I can’t think of a single thing that it would be more useful for than as an IFAK

<:fannysack:559943736793235456> gang gang

<:fannysack:559943736793235456>

holding things

Yeah holding meds

<:meguface:559943799179313154>

Hold deez nuts <@&558119990725705748>

holding your insulin

documents

admin

Meds and that cool rock you found on patrol

use ur small brain

Most admin shit will fit in ur pants tho tbh

are you retarded though

Says the <@&558119990725705748>

is your definition of "admin shit" a phone and a wallet

I don't want papers in my pockets

well you're a furfag

T. <@&558119990725705748>

Or chemlights

or dip

u keeping maps in your pockets?

Chem lights dangle from pants zipper, static location

Chemlights and dip go in your helmet band though

Force projection lost if chem lights repositioned above the belt line

that doesn't even make enough sense to be an ironic shitpost

🤔

smh

Stop using nicotine
Chemlights can go elsewhere
If you can’t put a map in your pocket you could put it in the front pocket of the Fanny sack

isn't that what we were saying

No he was suggesting the fanny sack main pocket should be used for admin

Stop using nicotine? What else am i supposed to do when i run out of trail mix

Stop being fat and eat less

Tell that to the 6 oclock trench

IDO gear is chinese shit right

GPS, Maps, pens, flares

etc

theres a lot of shit thats "admin"

or "gp"