It is I tightened the fuck out of it to so it wouldn't wobble when they play on it

Oath.

When the local DSA chapter talkin mad shit about how they're gonna smash fash but get triggered by your trap space commune that manufactures guns and sells worker owned worker made body pillows to right wing libertarian weebs who want to own a harem of consensual Dominican sex slaves

. . .

wha

That's gonna be my new contribution to the meme community; libertarian socialist memes!

Just picked up my boogaloo mobile

Hey, where'd you get a pic of my next ride?

Imagine flipping from recoil

Wait I got this

>be me
>the boog
>roll up in my little whateverthefuckthatcaris with the ma deuce ready to tear up the royalists
>rack the belt
>run suckmydickatf.exe
>the overwhelming recoil doesn't even flip the vehicle, it sends it flying backward into the local cops station
>continue to fire because fuck it

idk man

I'm still sayin convert schoolbuses

That's why I got you as backup, king, the statees need to get theirs too

oh fuck you got more than 2 seats?!

I was thinking for of jihad keep, like in battlefield

Joking for legal reasons

Ah, the jihad jeeps. That takes me back

The most overpowered weapon

Truly

We used to load those bad boys up with enough c4 to level 4 city blocks and then drive it into the gas station on Caspian Border screaming ALLAHU AKBAR

well, being as Buttlefield 7 won't be taking place in a third world shithole, most vehicles will likely be workable, and compatible with Brick Acceleration Systems and Plan B

@AKAlexei that was one the best best maps to do it in. Also in bf4, the original map that had the train. It had so many hills, thanks dodnt stand a chance.

It all went to hell with 4 wheelers. Little fucking ninja jeeps with c4

pretty satisfying to cockblock blow em up en route, though 👀

Oh fuck yeah

God I miss BF3. . .

It's quitting on my comp, I think

Most satisfying thing had to be getting a heli with a rpg.

A skill I've yet mastered - but yes

I honestly just miss how well the sound/light delay was executed

ffs the sound design over all 👌

Bf3 was almost the perfect game

I think it is.

At least for ""*Modern Realistic First Person Shooters*""

We used to get up to so much crazy ass shit on BF3. I was the team sniper

I'll never forget this one game of rush

It was on that one map, that crazy one with the ginormous drop where you could either take a helicopter down to the next zone or jump and parachute down from a crazy height

So anyway I was the team sniper but also the team pilot

Mostly I was the jet pilot but I would fly helicopters occasionally

How the fuck can't I remember it rn. . .

(the name, I mean. go on)

DAMAVAND PEAK?!

*got eeem*

YES!!! I THINK SO!!! :D So two of our guys make the jump down to the next zone while my other guy gets in the bird with me right?

right right

Our plan was to have two guys on the ground with me piloting a small bird with gatling guns on it. Only problem was, the bird was just a transport chopper so another guy stayed with me to shoot

Things are going well

Our guys are fuckin shit up on the ground and our overwatch is kicking ass

But then an enemy chopper with guns on it comes outta nowhere

And all of a sudden our guys on the ground start getting hit hard with infantry

yeh teh Russky

00ft

I swoop to scoop em up, and we get in the air when the enemy chopper comes back round to make another try at fucking my asshole

I tell the crew to bail out, and they all jump, just barely high enough to deploy parachutes

right

That was the best map hands down.

I jump myself once I've gotten the enemy chopper's attention away from my guys and get up high enough to jump; this bastard scorches my huey just after I bail

So I land on the ground, and my guys are mopping the floor with the enemy

But that bird is still coming back because he doesn't like getting sloppy seconds

My one friend is getting a little nervous cuz shit ain't lookin our way

He asks me if I can do something about the enemy huey gun shiop

So I just take out my sniper rifle, and 3rd times the charm, I fuckin domechecked the pilot right in the cranium!

His bird spun outta control and he crashed

It was fucking legendary and one of my proudest moments

We finally took the objective after that, pushed up, and won the match

God bless you lol

Thanks brother

The best game I had on this map reached over an hour. It was rush, we had 3 tickets left and we had been attacking for so damn long. We finally broke them. We got past that and smoked them. It was intense. We had like 150 kills lol.

Daaamn

We also had a game that we were in nothing but the heli. He was a flyer and I was the gunner. Ended up getting just under 100 kills.

Damn, I wish battlefield was still good

Shit like that gets my trap dick hard

idk about BEST game - but one of my fave moments is defending Rush (1st stage) Firestorm, and perching under the horizontal gas barrel, spraying m249 hell on the attacking hill.

Do you know how satisfying headshotting snipers with a Light Machine Gun from 250 yards?

Got 1 more for you. Not as crazy just some awesome luck. Got 3 or 4 helis from a tank in one shot in a single life. All my.other crazy stuff happened on operation metro. Everyine has crazy stories there lol

Holy shit dude

Mmmmmf m249 belt fed with a bipod on firestorm

That's fucking wild. 250 yards. Shit

That's wild

My best sniper shot was on BF4 though

1400 or so meters away

Across map shot

On the one with the bid dam that explodes sometimes

Russia v China

This jackass had a barrett .50 and was sitting back in the chinese spawn point

He was picking us off a lot and he got me one too many times

So I equipped an M40A5 sniper rifle with a 20x zoom scope, a bipod, and a sound suppressor

I Carlos Hathcocked that motherfucker and moved into position slowly, on my fuckin belly

He had our spawn dead to rights so standing up even in a crouch position was suicide

I got in position, and the dope level would only go up to 1000 meters (about the same as yards)

I had to adjust beyond that, and figure it out without any help

Domechecked him on the first try

I got the video footage of it too

@Mr Walkway94 Yeah! My longest headshot was somewhere round there in the post-game stats.

No Marksman bonuses - sadly - but the barrel provided ample cover, and my scope was JUST good enough to work the ballistics on those black ants on the horizon rofl

@AKAlexei did you ever see the T90 throw a random shot to the right by the 6 Silos on Firestorm, and blow up a Jihadi Jeep that was running beside 2 Abrams?

.... motherfucker

That is insane man lol

Was that you?