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2019-12-10 04:05:18 UTC

**F R E N S**

2019-12-10 04:05:22 UTC

Is that vermin supreme

2019-12-10 04:05:29 UTC

Skelly are you high?

2019-12-10 04:05:34 UTC

It's fren supreme

2019-12-10 04:05:38 UTC

@Agwe
Nope

2019-12-10 04:05:47 UTC

Don't you lie

2019-12-10 04:05:50 UTC

It's real fren hours

2019-12-10 04:05:59 UTC

Skelly is high as shit.

2019-12-10 04:06:06 UTC

*also I hate drugs with a passion*

2019-12-10 04:06:22 UTC

all your frens do drugs skelly

2019-12-10 04:06:22 UTC

Pussy

2019-12-10 04:06:28 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:06:28 UTC

me

2019-12-10 04:06:41 UTC

Skelly is a fed

2019-12-10 04:06:44 UTC

*can't stand the smell and narc on non-friends who smoke shit like a good citizen of the United States of America*

2019-12-10 04:06:54 UTC

you

2019-12-10 04:06:54 UTC

Fucking fed

2019-12-10 04:06:54 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:07:00 UTC

I can't be friends with a fed.

2019-12-10 04:07:08 UTC

All right I don't really narc but I just tell people to stop

2019-12-10 04:07:13 UTC

No

2019-12-10 04:07:16 UTC

I

2019-12-10 04:07:18 UTC

Can't

2019-12-10 04:07:18 UTC

You can't make me.

2019-12-10 04:07:21 UTC

Stand

2019-12-10 04:07:23 UTC

The

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Smell

2019-12-10 04:07:28 UTC

Federales

2019-12-10 04:07:35 UTC

Usted maricon

2019-12-10 04:07:42 UTC

Weed smells like horse shit

2019-12-10 04:07:47 UTC

Fuck you

2019-12-10 04:07:50 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:07:58 UTC

Weed smells great.

2019-12-10 04:07:59 UTC

Luv u 2

2019-12-10 04:08:04 UTC

No it doesn't

2019-12-10 04:08:08 UTC

Yes it does.

2019-12-10 04:08:28 UTC

Coffee smells great
Tobacco smells great
Marijuana will never smell great

2019-12-10 04:08:38 UTC

There's no way you can convince me otherwise

2019-12-10 04:08:38 UTC

weed smells like pinecones mixed with windex and when it burns it smells like a skunk mixed with burnt tires

2019-12-10 04:08:42 UTC

Make Weed Dank Again

2019-12-10 04:08:46 UTC

No

2019-12-10 04:08:52 UTC

Make tobacco cool again

2019-12-10 04:08:55 UTC

No

2019-12-10 04:09:01 UTC

Make weed legal again

2019-12-10 04:09:10 UTC

Marijuana is gay tobacco is based

2019-12-10 04:09:20 UTC

Do you see any actual world leader of importance smoking marijuana

2019-12-10 04:09:20 UTC

only if u smoke a pipe

2019-12-10 04:09:29 UTC

All the greats smoke tobacco

2019-12-10 04:09:43 UTC

All the big brain boys smoke tobacco

2019-12-10 04:09:48 UTC

It's also illegal so...

2019-12-10 04:10:00 UTC

Why would a world leader openly do an illegal substance.

2019-12-10 04:10:04 UTC

yoga niggas dont do either

2019-12-10 04:10:06 UTC

Tobacco is the American smoking thing

2019-12-10 04:10:12 UTC

Because marijuana is gay

2019-12-10 04:10:15 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:10:16 UTC

Nou

2019-12-10 04:10:23 UTC

No w

2019-12-10 04:10:27 UTC

Nice try Marlboro man kys

2019-12-10 04:10:27 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:10:31 UTC

Tobacco is useless

2019-12-10 04:10:53 UTC

@Kruยงol
Raw tobacco or go home

2019-12-10 04:10:53 UTC

<a:the_alarm:553714559995740180>

2019-12-10 04:10:57 UTC

Skelly ๐Ÿ’ฏ doesn't even smoke cigs so what does his opinion matter

2019-12-10 04:11:46 UTC

How do you goym

2019-12-10 04:11:48 UTC

<:merchant:620016320657752084>

2019-12-10 04:11:51 UTC

Tobacco and marijuana are both for children

2019-12-10 04:12:00 UTC

Smoke meth or go home and drink black tea

2019-12-10 04:12:05 UTC

Yes
Real men do DMT

2019-12-10 04:12:17 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:12:35 UTC

They OD on DMT

2019-12-10 04:12:41 UTC

And transcend the shadow realm

2019-12-10 04:13:31 UTC

My drug of choice is cats

2019-12-10 04:13:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653811593024503833/20191210_051344.jpg

2019-12-10 04:15:15 UTC

COOM ME
COOM ME
ALL THE TIME
YOU CAN COOM ME ANY
ANY TIME
COOM ME
COOM ME
ONLINE
YOU CAN COOM ME ANYTIME
coom me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653811945253634059/coomer.png

2019-12-10 04:15:27 UTC

Why do ppl like dogs when they eat poop then lick ur mouth

2019-12-10 04:15:40 UTC

Dog owners are either gay or a minority

2019-12-10 04:15:58 UTC

With the exception of German shepherds

2019-12-10 04:16:10 UTC

<:pissed:640245029238997005>

2019-12-10 04:16:13 UTC

fuck cats

2019-12-10 04:16:32 UTC

Cats r ascended beings

2019-12-10 04:16:34 UTC

@tsutsuki
Cats do the same

2019-12-10 04:16:38 UTC

No

2019-12-10 04:16:39 UTC

enjoy ur cat diseases

2019-12-10 04:16:46 UTC

Never seen a cat eat it's own poop

2019-12-10 04:16:47 UTC

Have two cats, can confirm their both faggots

2019-12-10 04:16:48 UTC

ya dogs are dirty then why do cats give u diseases

2019-12-10 04:16:55 UTC

And they come with a microbial parasite that fucks with your brain chemistry

2019-12-10 04:17:08 UTC

They kick dirt on their poop to bury it so it doesnt stink up the house

2019-12-10 04:17:13 UTC

Nah that's an urban myth

2019-12-10 04:17:14 UTC

@pierce the treemancer

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2019-12-10 04:17:19 UTC

Dogs at least have utility besides from being adorable retards

2019-12-10 04:17:28 UTC

The cat virus is literally engineered to make mammals like cats more

2019-12-10 04:17:31 UTC

What utility?

2019-12-10 04:17:36 UTC

Its an evolutionary thing

2019-12-10 04:17:37 UTC

It is an urban myth

2019-12-10 04:17:38 UTC

Ffs

2019-12-10 04:17:39 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:17:40 UTC

Cancel just lazy sons of bitchs who happen to have cuteness to em

2019-12-10 04:17:41 UTC

The treemancer

2019-12-10 04:17:43 UTC

Silence sun man

2019-12-10 04:17:46 UTC

Is that some newly revitalized meme?

2019-12-10 04:17:48 UTC
2019-12-10 04:17:54 UTC

Whom

2019-12-10 04:17:54 UTC

Yall just believe urban myths like they're facts lmao

2019-12-10 04:18:02 UTC
2019-12-10 04:18:16 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:18:24 UTC

Cats r not lazy they r hunting machines

2019-12-10 04:18:34 UTC

Theyre both retard

2019-12-10 04:18:39 UTC

@tsutsuki
Hunting, a general guard dog, sniffing out stuff catching criminals, general service animals, seeing eye dogs, etc...

2019-12-10 04:18:41 UTC

No u

2019-12-10 04:18:46 UTC

All things a dog can do but a cat cannot

2019-12-10 04:18:54 UTC

You won't be able to use a seeing-eye cat anytime soon

2019-12-10 04:18:57 UTC

That's after u spend 1000 hours training them

2019-12-10 04:18:59 UTC

Skelly

2019-12-10 04:19:03 UTC

You suck at training cats

2019-12-10 04:19:08 UTC

Dogs are just easier

2019-12-10 04:19:10 UTC

Cats could do all that they just dont want to

2019-12-10 04:19:11 UTC

seeing third eye cat tho

2019-12-10 04:19:16 UTC

@tsutsuki
Training a puppy is not hard at all

2019-12-10 04:19:20 UTC

Yeah

2019-12-10 04:19:40 UTC

You could literally train a monkey to train dogs

2019-12-10 04:19:46 UTC

If ur trying to train it to do smth other than sit its a huge time dump

2019-12-10 04:19:47 UTC

It takes at least a couple months or less to get them to do anything assuming the trainer is good

2019-12-10 04:19:58 UTC

Bruh months

2019-12-10 04:19:58 UTC

COUPLE MONTHS

2019-12-10 04:20:04 UTC

OR JUST GET A CAT AND CHILL

2019-12-10 04:20:05 UTC

@tsutsuki
A man breaks into your house and all you have is a cat what will you do

2019-12-10 04:20:12 UTC

Shoot him

2019-12-10 04:20:17 UTC

Nothing because the man replied kick the cat and dab on you

2019-12-10 04:20:26 UTC

If I own a cat I also own a gun

2019-12-10 04:20:31 UTC

lmao a dog isnt gona defend anyone unless its trained

2019-12-10 04:20:35 UTC

And even if he is

2019-12-10 04:20:36 UTC

If you had a pitbull or some other big ferocious dog he'd probably bit the shit out of him

2019-12-10 04:20:40 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:20:44 UTC

The man will just kill it assuming it has a weapon

2019-12-10 04:21:12 UTC

If I'm tryna defend myself I'll get a gun not a dog

2019-12-10 04:21:21 UTC

Then why are police dogs so effective?

2019-12-10 04:21:35 UTC

Not to mention a big ferocious dog tends to be a good guard dog

2019-12-10 04:21:41 UTC

They're not they die on the job all thevtime

2019-12-10 04:21:47 UTC

A cat is not ferocious nor a good guarding animal

2019-12-10 04:22:04 UTC

Because most criminals don't have guns

2019-12-10 04:22:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-12-10 04:22:10 UTC

A cat doesnt eat it own poop then lick ur mouth

2019-12-10 04:22:15 UTC

@tsutsuki
No youd be surprised but they usually live for a good long while

2019-12-10 04:22:18 UTC

I'm talking bout pets not guard animals lmao

2019-12-10 04:22:23 UTC

Most police dogs usually retire

2019-12-10 04:22:40 UTC

@tsutsuki
You literally asked about a dog's utility

2019-12-10 04:22:44 UTC

mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653813829632917515/IMG_20190711_002231.jpg

2019-12-10 04:22:50 UTC

Cats r useful too

2019-12-10 04:22:59 UTC

If my Boston terrier is better at catching mice than my cat that says something

2019-12-10 04:23:00 UTC

They give cuddles, snuggles, and fluffy butts

2019-12-10 04:23:08 UTC

So do dogs

2019-12-10 04:23:11 UTC

Cats can help control pests

2019-12-10 04:23:12 UTC

Ni

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No

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Of a lot of sizes

2019-12-10 04:23:16 UTC

And they don't judge you for anyting

2019-12-10 04:23:18 UTC

Dogs r hard and boney

2019-12-10 04:23:19 UTC

That dogs wouldmt bother with

2019-12-10 04:23:23 UTC

Thats their most useful thing

2019-12-10 04:23:24 UTC

Not very fluffy

2019-12-10 04:23:28 UTC

Not good for cuddles

2019-12-10 04:23:29 UTC

And heavy

2019-12-10 04:23:31 UTC

He'll a rat terrier is a million times better at catching rodents than a cat

2019-12-10 04:23:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653814050026946576/IMG_20190815_125218.jpg

2019-12-10 04:23:36 UTC

Where's wolfy

2019-12-10 04:23:46 UTC

No it is not skelly

2019-12-10 04:23:58 UTC

@tsutsuki
Any medium size to small size dog can do what a cat does on that front

2019-12-10 04:24:03 UTC

In terms of wild behavior cats are better predators

2019-12-10 04:24:12 UTC

No

2019-12-10 04:24:17 UTC

I've had a chihuahua

2019-12-10 04:24:20 UTC

@Shane
True

2019-12-10 04:24:28 UTC

Literally every biome that has cats, they are the apex predator

2019-12-10 04:24:28 UTC

Cuddles not as good as cat cuddles

2019-12-10 04:24:33 UTC

Cat cuddles r supreme

2019-12-10 04:24:33 UTC

Besides humans, we dont count

2019-12-10 04:24:44 UTC

@tsutsuki
The Mexicans back in the olden days use those things for food and for very good reason

2019-12-10 04:24:48 UTC

Dis my fatty right now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653814348585893898/20191209_232403.jpg

2019-12-10 04:24:54 UTC

Chihuahuas are just oversized rats

2019-12-10 04:24:59 UTC

That is natures perfect killing machine

2019-12-10 04:25:00 UTC

Hence why we have rat terriers

2019-12-10 04:25:08 UTC

Skelly u make me sick and I hope u know we r anything but friends

2019-12-10 04:25:15 UTC

you ever watch a jaguar kill a crocodile

2019-12-10 04:25:16 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:25:22 UTC

Jaguars are terrifying

2019-12-10 04:25:44 UTC

Check out a bloodhound great Dane mix @Shane

2019-12-10 04:25:49 UTC

Big doggos

2019-12-10 04:25:56 UTC

Bigger noses

2019-12-10 04:25:58 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:26:03 UTC

tfu

2019-12-10 04:26:05 UTC

I hope u get Ebola from ur dogs poop mouth

2019-12-10 04:26:06 UTC

Good for smelling shekels

2019-12-10 04:26:12 UTC

tfu

2019-12-10 04:26:20 UTC

@tsutsuki
At least I don't have a microbial parasite look at my brain chemistry

2019-12-10 04:26:23 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:26:37 UTC

At least incels dont fuck our feet, moon

2019-12-10 04:26:41 UTC

<:nice:637397308610314241>

2019-12-10 04:26:43 UTC

Based

2019-12-10 04:26:47 UTC

At least I dont believe everything I read online

2019-12-10 04:26:52 UTC

Feet are for walking not fapping

2019-12-10 04:26:54 UTC

KEK

2019-12-10 04:27:08 UTC

Anybody who disagrees with this is a degenerate and deserves to be crucified

2019-12-10 04:27:11 UTC

Nigha nothing wrong w getting my feet fucked if it means my butthole is safe

2019-12-10 04:27:24 UTC

So sayeth the dead ghost of Julius Caesar

2019-12-10 04:27:32 UTC

Yeah, bc not a damn soul on this earth wants that cooch

2019-12-10 04:27:41 UTC

Its feet or ass boys

2019-12-10 04:27:48 UTC

<:MouthThinking:646850016610353192>

2019-12-10 04:28:09 UTC

Idk he kept trying to do anal ๐Ÿ˜ณ

2019-12-10 04:28:10 UTC

Assuming she doesn't have a vagina, it sounds like we have a trap here @Shane

2019-12-10 04:28:13 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:28:24 UTC

Sodomy is degenerate

2019-12-10 04:28:27 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:28:32 UTC

So sayeth the dead ghosts of Epictetus

2019-12-10 04:28:37 UTC

It isnt sodomy if its a man and a woman

2019-12-10 04:28:38 UTC

U have to be degenerate to fk someones feet

2019-12-10 04:28:41 UTC

<:shane:624037230100348948>

2019-12-10 04:28:42 UTC

In the first place

2019-12-10 04:28:43 UTC

Sooo

2019-12-10 04:28:45 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:28:53 UTC

Based

2019-12-10 04:29:23 UTC

Tits are temporary but the glory of Rome is forever @Shane

2019-12-10 04:29:38 UTC

The romans were degens and we all know it

2019-12-10 04:29:50 UTC

**T H E G L O R Y O F R O M E**

2019-12-10 04:30:01 UTC

THE GLORY OF DOME

2019-12-10 04:30:04 UTC

@Shane
And then Octavian started crucifying people

2019-12-10 04:30:10 UTC

Greeks and romans pioneered the art of the mass elite pedophile orgy

2019-12-10 04:30:11 UTC

bodhi said jews killed roam

2019-12-10 04:30:17 UTC

Octavian proves the problem can be fixed

2019-12-10 04:30:29 UTC

This guy had a tax on incels

2019-12-10 04:30:31 UTC

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2019-12-10 04:30:38 UTC

Yall ever had any success with past life regression

2019-12-10 04:30:43 UTC

no ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-12-10 04:30:45 UTC

I want to do it for pure historical enrichment

2019-12-10 04:30:49 UTC

i believe in it

2019-12-10 04:30:51 UTC

Imagine remembering a roman orgy

2019-12-10 04:30:57 UTC

Mfw rome had a literal sex island in Pompeii, basically nothing but brothels, inns, shops, and elites buying sex

2019-12-10 04:30:58 UTC

*you're stuck in the timeline you're in*

2019-12-10 04:31:00 UTC

u were probably cleopatra

2019-12-10 04:31:02 UTC

moomoon

2019-12-10 04:31:04 UTC

And then god said

2019-12-10 04:31:07 UTC

Delete

2019-12-10 04:31:11 UTC

Thanks moad

2019-12-10 04:31:11 UTC

@Shane
And then the volcano erupted

2019-12-10 04:31:15 UTC

ya

2019-12-10 04:31:18 UTC

**Delete**

2019-12-10 04:31:18 UTC

As if Vulcan was trying to say something

2019-12-10 04:31:22 UTC

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

2019-12-10 04:31:27 UTC

I was probably hitler

2019-12-10 04:31:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/653816029973184525/FB_IMG_1562502304041.jpg

2019-12-10 04:31:30 UTC

The glory of Rome put its people in check

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