christmasopolis
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**F R E N S**
Is that vermin supreme
Skelly are you high?
It's fren supreme
@Agwe
Nope
Don't you lie
It's real fren hours
Skelly is high as shit.
*also I hate drugs with a passion*
all your frens do drugs skelly
Pussy
me
Skelly is a fed
*can't stand the smell and narc on non-friends who smoke shit like a good citizen of the United States of America*
you
Fucking fed
I can't be friends with a fed.
All right I don't really narc but I just tell people to stop
No
I
Can't
You can't make me.
Stand
The
Smell
Federales
Usted maricon
Weed smells like horse shit
Fuck you
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
Weed smells great.
Luv u 2
No it doesn't
Yes it does.
Coffee smells great
Tobacco smells great
Marijuana will never smell great
There's no way you can convince me otherwise
weed smells like pinecones mixed with windex and when it burns it smells like a skunk mixed with burnt tires
Make Weed Dank Again
No
Make tobacco cool again
No
Make weed legal again
Marijuana is gay tobacco is based
Do you see any actual world leader of importance smoking marijuana
only if u smoke a pipe
All the greats smoke tobacco
All the big brain boys smoke tobacco
It's also illegal so...
Why would a world leader openly do an illegal substance.
yoga niggas dont do either
Tobacco is the American smoking thing
Because marijuana is gay
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
Nou
No w
Nice try Marlboro man kys
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
Tobacco is useless
@Kruยงol
Raw tobacco or go home
<a:the_alarm:553714559995740180>
Skelly ๐ฏ doesn't even smoke cigs so what does his opinion matter
How do you goym
<:merchant:620016320657752084>
Tobacco and marijuana are both for children
Smoke meth or go home and drink black tea
Yes
Real men do DMT
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
They OD on DMT
And transcend the shadow realm
My drug of choice is cats
COOM ME
COOM ME
ALL THE TIME
YOU CAN COOM ME ANY
ANY TIME
COOM ME
COOM ME
ONLINE
YOU CAN COOM ME ANYTIME
coom me
Why do ppl like dogs when they eat poop then lick ur mouth
Dog owners are either gay or a minority
With the exception of German shepherds
<:pissed:640245029238997005>
fuck cats
Cats r ascended beings
@tsutsuki
Cats do the same
No
enjoy ur cat diseases
Never seen a cat eat it's own poop
Have two cats, can confirm their both faggots
ya dogs are dirty then why do cats give u diseases
And they come with a microbial parasite that fucks with your brain chemistry
They kick dirt on their poop to bury it so it doesnt stink up the house
Nah that's an urban myth
Dogs at least have utility besides from being adorable retards
The cat virus is literally engineered to make mammals like cats more
What utility?
Its an evolutionary thing
It is an urban myth
Ffs
Cancel just lazy sons of bitchs who happen to have cuteness to em
The treemancer
Silence sun man
Is that some newly revitalized meme?
Whom
Yall just believe urban myths like they're facts lmao
Cats r not lazy they r hunting machines
Theyre both retard
@tsutsuki
Hunting, a general guard dog, sniffing out stuff catching criminals, general service animals, seeing eye dogs, etc...
No u
All things a dog can do but a cat cannot
You won't be able to use a seeing-eye cat anytime soon
That's after u spend 1000 hours training them
Skelly
You suck at training cats
Dogs are just easier
Cats could do all that they just dont want to
seeing third eye cat tho
@tsutsuki
Training a puppy is not hard at all
Yeah
You could literally train a monkey to train dogs
If ur trying to train it to do smth other than sit its a huge time dump
It takes at least a couple months or less to get them to do anything assuming the trainer is good
Bruh months
COUPLE MONTHS
OR JUST GET A CAT AND CHILL
@tsutsuki
A man breaks into your house and all you have is a cat what will you do
Shoot him
Nothing because the man replied kick the cat and dab on you
If I own a cat I also own a gun
lmao a dog isnt gona defend anyone unless its trained
And even if he is
If you had a pitbull or some other big ferocious dog he'd probably bit the shit out of him
The man will just kill it assuming it has a weapon
If I'm tryna defend myself I'll get a gun not a dog
Then why are police dogs so effective?
Not to mention a big ferocious dog tends to be a good guard dog
They're not they die on the job all thevtime
A cat is not ferocious nor a good guarding animal
Because most criminals don't have guns
๐ ๐ ๐
A cat doesnt eat it own poop then lick ur mouth
@tsutsuki
No youd be surprised but they usually live for a good long while
I'm talking bout pets not guard animals lmao
Most police dogs usually retire
@tsutsuki
You literally asked about a dog's utility
mfw
Cats r useful too
If my Boston terrier is better at catching mice than my cat that says something
They give cuddles, snuggles, and fluffy butts
So do dogs
Cats can help control pests
Ni
No
Of a lot of sizes
And they don't judge you for anyting
Dogs r hard and boney
That dogs wouldmt bother with
Thats their most useful thing
Not very fluffy
Not good for cuddles
And heavy
He'll a rat terrier is a million times better at catching rodents than a cat
Where's wolfy
No it is not skelly
@tsutsuki
Any medium size to small size dog can do what a cat does on that front
In terms of wild behavior cats are better predators
No
I've had a chihuahua
@Shane
True
Literally every biome that has cats, they are the apex predator
Cuddles not as good as cat cuddles
Cat cuddles r supreme
Besides humans, we dont count
@tsutsuki
The Mexicans back in the olden days use those things for food and for very good reason
Dis my fatty right now
Chihuahuas are just oversized rats
That is natures perfect killing machine
Hence why we have rat terriers
Skelly u make me sick and I hope u know we r anything but friends
you ever watch a jaguar kill a crocodile
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
Jaguars are terrifying
Check out a bloodhound great Dane mix @Shane
Big doggos
Bigger noses
tfu
I hope u get Ebola from ur dogs poop mouth
Good for smelling shekels
tfu
@tsutsuki
At least I don't have a microbial parasite look at my brain chemistry
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
At least incels dont fuck our feet, moon
<:nice:637397308610314241>
Based
At least I dont believe everything I read online
Feet are for walking not fapping
KEK
Anybody who disagrees with this is a degenerate and deserves to be crucified
Nigha nothing wrong w getting my feet fucked if it means my butthole is safe
So sayeth the dead ghost of Julius Caesar
Yeah, bc not a damn soul on this earth wants that cooch
Its feet or ass boys
<:MouthThinking:646850016610353192>
Idk he kept trying to do anal ๐ณ
Assuming she doesn't have a vagina, it sounds like we have a trap here @Shane
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
Sodomy is degenerate
So sayeth the dead ghosts of Epictetus
It isnt sodomy if its a man and a woman
U have to be degenerate to fk someones feet
<:shane:624037230100348948>
In the first place
Sooo
Based
Tits are temporary but the glory of Rome is forever @Shane
The romans were degens and we all know it
**T H E G L O R Y O F R O M E**
THE GLORY OF DOME
@Shane
And then Octavian started crucifying people
Greeks and romans pioneered the art of the mass elite pedophile orgy
bodhi said jews killed roam
Octavian proves the problem can be fixed
This guy had a tax on incels
Yall ever had any success with past life regression
no ๐ฆ
I want to do it for pure historical enrichment
i believe in it
Imagine remembering a roman orgy
Mfw rome had a literal sex island in Pompeii, basically nothing but brothels, inns, shops, and elites buying sex
*you're stuck in the timeline you're in*
u were probably cleopatra
moomoon
And then god said
Delete
Thanks moad
@Shane
And then the volcano erupted
ya
**Delete**
As if Vulcan was trying to say something
<:tickled:619648134561267723>
I was probably hitler
The glory of Rome put its people in check
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