Happy valentines day retards :)
Make sure u get ur tulpas some flowers! @everyone

@everyone free gibs to first taker from @vex is away
`DFNX-79X12 - 1 month code for funamation from discord nitro that i dont want`
`D696K-K6GGX-KYQ7T-JHC36-F7YRZ - three month code for xbox game pass that i also dont want`

The gibs have been taken

we have 10 minecraft accounts for anyone who wants to play minecraft in the xyz minecraft server. contact @Diadact for an account and request the minecraft role. @here

@here I need a test subject for remote viewing, DM me if interested

thank you @Frater Animo for being my test subject

@everyone Reminder that tonight is DnD night at 6pm PST/9pm EST. Please bring your LEVEL 4 Character sheet and get ready, skelly was just turned into a hillybilly, you all defeated the poor soul reaper that was just trying to do his job, Jess the cow has come up on your enchanted weapons and is now being worshipped by the free'd souls as a cow goddess, and you have just entered a dark room with a humanoid that looks like if the entire party was fused into one being... Get ready!

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@everyone DnD nights have been recheduled to Wednesdays at 6pm PST/9pm EST

we now have a stardew valley server for xyzygy. you can role assign it in <#620086379740921865> to get access to the channel and how to join <a:aSDVpufferroll:612920203801526272>

@everyone

gonna be pretty inactive for a month or two, might only send one or two messages a day

ill try to be somewhat active on zoe's modded minecraft server as TheDudeMyDude
||Ask an admin or mod for the Minecrafter role then check pinned messages in <#676123130934198282> for info on downloading the modpack||

I have 5 steam keys to give away. React <:soyboy:621392140395610114> to be entered for a random chance to win one. I'll pick winners in 3 days

Congrats to @Nobody , @iridia , @Doki , @Emy81318 and @zoefiri for winning a code, dm and ill send them to you.

iridia says they accidently reacted to the key and dont want it, so our second choice is @Mr. Skelly send me a dm and ill give you your code

I have 15 more steam keys to give away. I will be announcing 5 winners each sunday for the next three weeks. React <:soyboy:621392140395610114> for a chance to win one.

^ @everyone

As of this moment I would like to make an announcement that every Tuesday from now on is a special day. Taco Tuesday is the day in which I encourage all Xyzygians to come together in vc or on their own time to celebrate. Taco Tuesday is our Sabbath and as this is a shot server full of retards I expect you observe are retards Sabbath as retards.
SNORT BBWS
FUCK COKE

cocaine tuesday

Blouesday

@everyone

I’m doing Rune readings in vc

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Time for a spooktacular time @everyone

upvote us to the top of reddit

https://discordbee.com/servers?server=618965200573431818

Don't forget to observe to observe Taco Tuesday tomorrow

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hello just a reminder to follow discord ToS and community guidelines, as an ex-member has been reeing over alleged violations
https://discordapp.com/terms
https://discordapp.com/guidelines

get brushed up, you already know xyz staff is <:feelsgood:662239143660617729>

CORONA HAS MUTATED DIGITALLY.
USE ?INFECT @{USER} TO INFECT THEM WITH IT. ONLY INFECTED USERS CAN SPREAD IT

wow this lasted a record 14 minutes before i had to delete it because of spam

lol ok its back

rec deleted it like a faggot funs over

you fags cant let me have my own meme announcements :)

but seriously people were complaining so it was removed

its back <:based:620490020536451072>

with a 30 second cooldown

@sky daddy is patient zero

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react if youre interested in a smash bros ultimate online tourney
we'll decide rules once we gauge how many ppl would be interested and able to coordinate

https://youtu.be/WD2v-rBe1Js

@everyone sorry to bug but if you live in Michigan you should know that this weekend a 2 week state-wide lock down of all non essential travel will be announced effective Monday 3/23. Make sure you got groceries and ganja and God (you heathens)

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@here PSA: The epidemic is finally picking up and spain has tripled its cases overnight (5000 new cases), wash your hands and prepare, stock up on food to wait out the virus and stock up on bullets incase if your home gets invaded. We will also begin on betting if @Bolsapryca is gonna die 😫

$10 he lasts until next sunday

unity is offering premium for 3 months cuz of the virus, go make games

oh boy I cant wait to make a shitty parkour game in a week and sell it for 59.99 on a neverending 10% sale

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@everyone fuckloads of indie games for free or on huge sale due to quarantine, pick up some cool games or nifty tools before you cant anymore, a couple of the sales only have about 9 hours left while others have a month, I'd take a look as soon as possible if I were you

https://itch.io/sales
https://itch.io/c/762282/quarantine

the first link is all games on sale globally and the second link is a list of games that were on sale and some still are during the initial quarantine sale *btw the second link doesnt contain everything*

***there are full fledged games that are COMPLETELY FREE and theres also a 40% sale on Night In The Woods***

@everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1l5dAS7oDE

hmm

@here giving away 2 copies of Mean Greens to anyone who wants them, first come first serve, DM me to claim

STOP DMING ME NEGARS

@hereI still have one more unclaimed copy

spam and die

@everyoneso apparently like 8 people "claimed it" and just walked away from their keyboards apparently. DM me your steam account if you want it.

all copies have been claimed

New emoji

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624626066069389364/694278133045657600/Screenshot_2020-03-30_Xyzygy_Civil_War_-_Wikipedia.png
@everyone

@everyone TRAITORS WILL BE HUNG BY THEIR VIRGIN BALLS.

No u

@everyone get in vc, we have a dumb 13yo brit threatening to call the IRS on people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619353575855882252/693877373086466078/video0_4.mp4

@everyone https://steamcommunity.com/groups/xyzygy

its our backup community incase if our discord server dies

also play vidya w/us

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nice try glowies