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2017-07-04 03:34:42 UTC

whhhhhhhhhhat the fuck is that thing

2017-07-04 03:34:44 UTC

I'm not a trap. I just do drag

2017-07-04 03:34:54 UTC

Tomato fagmato

2017-07-04 03:34:58 UTC

ive seen everything now

2017-07-04 03:35:16 UTC

where are your parents

2017-07-04 03:35:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331639115017748480/WIN_20170618_22_40_38_Pro.jpg

2017-07-04 03:35:28 UTC

Dude fight me

2017-07-04 03:35:42 UTC

In this moment

2017-07-04 03:35:51 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-07-04 03:37:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331639507298287627/WIN_20170617_20_43_04_Pro.jpg

2017-07-04 03:37:07 UTC

FIGHT ME and my QUEER FAGGOT ASS

2017-07-04 03:37:26 UTC

But yeah, tucks do hurt

2017-07-04 03:37:57 UTC

this is what too much soy and flouride causes

2017-07-04 03:37:57 UTC

But i look cute so???

2017-07-04 03:38:45 UTC

Get rekt

2017-07-04 03:38:58 UTC

Can we just look at my waist though

2017-07-04 03:40:34 UTC

uhhhh sorry your brain machine must be broke

2017-07-04 03:40:49 UTC

Naaah I think yours is

2017-07-04 03:45:18 UTC

no thanks

2017-07-04 04:05:16 UTC

Everyone is beautiful/handsome

2017-07-04 04:05:22 UTC

Especially me

2017-07-04 04:12:49 UTC

yes

2017-07-04 04:17:01 UTC

no

2017-07-04 04:17:07 UTC

majority of people are ugly

2017-07-04 04:17:53 UTC

Except me

2017-07-04 04:18:26 UTC

if you say so

2017-07-04 04:42:59 UTC

everyone is ugly

2017-07-04 04:43:17 UTC

some people think others look good though... opinions n stuff

2017-07-04 04:53:27 UTC

except me as well

2017-07-04 04:53:32 UTC

i'm handsome as fuck

2017-07-04 04:53:36 UTC

in drag and out of it

2017-07-04 05:20:54 UTC

Gaaaaay

2017-07-04 05:21:07 UTC

But that's OK

2017-07-04 05:24:19 UTC

Don't encourage it

2017-07-04 05:28:36 UTC

How does one tell if they're attractive?

2017-07-04 05:28:53 UTC

opinions.

2017-07-04 05:28:55 UTC

prefs

2017-07-04 05:29:03 UTC

even though riley hates them

2017-07-04 05:29:43 UTC

If you have a preference you're a bigot

2017-07-04 05:30:32 UTC

XD

2017-07-04 05:30:59 UTC

Yeah, if your not attracted to me you're racist

2017-07-04 05:31:38 UTC

fuckin islamophobes

2017-07-04 05:31:56 UTC

islam is peace! kill anyone whos saying its not

2017-07-04 05:32:40 UTC

Ok

2017-07-04 05:33:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331668934543802368/image.png

2017-07-04 05:33:56 UTC

@Cryptid Cyr oh ok i get it now. it all makes sense.

2017-07-04 05:34:12 UTC

*sigh*

2017-07-04 05:34:24 UTC

Is selfie

2017-07-04 06:09:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331677804200460289/image.jpg

2017-07-04 06:09:23 UTC

I GLITCHED THE MATRIX

2017-07-04 06:09:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331677879270244353/image.jpg

2017-07-04 06:10:13 UTC
2017-07-04 06:10:42 UTC

Im a snake

2017-07-04 06:10:45 UTC

Hiss

2017-07-04 06:11:27 UTC

It's my blue tongue skink!!

2017-07-04 06:12:41 UTC

SO CUTE

2017-07-04 06:12:41 UTC

OML

2017-07-04 06:12:45 UTC

Oh ok

2017-07-04 06:13:31 UTC

YE he has tiny little arms

2017-07-04 06:13:37 UTC

and leggies

2017-07-04 06:13:37 UTC

I see

2017-07-04 06:14:01 UTC

@HongKongProtest are you horny yet?

2017-07-04 06:14:11 UTC

I took him on a walk today

2017-07-04 06:14:13 UTC

@Shattered horned lizards

2017-07-04 06:14:42 UTC

SMOLLEST LEGGIES AND ARMIES

2017-07-04 06:14:44 UTC

ignore my face,,, just focus on the lizard

2017-07-04 06:14:45 UTC

YES

2017-07-04 06:15:03 UTC

AGGGG

2017-07-04 06:15:06 UTC

I WANNA BOOP IT

2017-07-04 06:15:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331679382663987200/WIN_20170401_18_16_33_Pro.jpg

2017-07-04 06:15:34 UTC

He was mid blep

2017-07-04 06:15:39 UTC

he has a blue tongue

2017-07-04 06:16:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331679634582405120/WIN_20170401_18_16_50_Pro.jpg

2017-07-04 06:17:25 UTC

Sweater is cool

2017-07-04 06:51:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331688503370973185/shattered34.jpeg

2017-07-04 06:53:06 UTC

๐Ÿค˜

2017-07-04 06:55:15 UTC

What a nice pillow

2017-07-04 06:55:26 UTC

xD

2017-07-04 06:58:11 UTC

lol

2017-07-04 06:58:21 UTC

@dani(el) you want to be the only trap of the server? Dont worry, you're the only passable one

2017-07-04 06:59:23 UTC

*is confused and scrolls up for hours*

2017-07-04 06:59:37 UTC

Tovarish

2017-07-04 06:59:46 UTC

1v1 me

2017-07-04 06:59:55 UTC

I'll wreck your face

2017-07-04 06:59:57 UTC

@Quas thot

2017-07-04 07:00:04 UTC

Hoe

2017-07-04 07:00:11 UTC

liar.

2017-07-04 07:00:33 UTC

Thot

2017-07-04 07:00:33 UTC

lol

2017-07-04 07:00:49 UTC

pretty sure i deleted that in time xD

2017-07-04 07:00:53 UTC

You're now the thot

2017-07-04 07:01:05 UTC

No arguments allowes

2017-07-04 07:01:07 UTC

ive been a thot for 10 seconds lmfao

2017-07-04 07:01:25 UTC

No it's been on you

2017-07-04 07:01:29 UTC

All the time

2017-07-04 07:01:48 UTC

@Shattered dont worry, we men cant be thots, unlike the blocked person you're talking to

2017-07-04 07:01:59 UTC

This bitch

2017-07-04 07:02:13 UTC

im almost offended xD

2017-07-04 07:02:15 UTC

lol

2017-07-04 07:02:17 UTC

So fuckin passive aggressive

2017-07-04 07:02:26 UTC

Will you two just kiss already

2017-07-04 07:02:35 UTC

Fuck yah self

2017-07-04 07:02:37 UTC

why?

2017-07-04 07:02:41 UTC
2017-07-04 07:02:44 UTC

I ship it

2017-07-04 07:02:50 UTC

I'm blocked

2017-07-04 07:02:55 UTC

And happy of that

2017-07-04 07:02:56 UTC

@Sarcastro i didnt miss your point xd

2017-07-04 07:02:57 UTC

Quas x tov

2017-07-04 07:03:23 UTC

@Shattered well keep it up and metal all the way

2017-07-04 07:03:23 UTC

Quav

2017-07-04 07:03:30 UTC

I'm go to work

2017-07-04 07:03:38 UTC

I mean to the office

2017-07-04 07:03:40 UTC

This is ground control to major Tom

2017-07-04 07:03:40 UTC

for a few hours

2017-07-04 07:03:47 UTC
2017-07-04 07:03:50 UTC

because I literally dont give a thot

2017-07-04 07:03:58 UTC

You bitch

2017-07-04 07:04:02 UTC

I'll get you

2017-07-04 07:04:22 UTC

*shipping intensifies*

2017-07-04 07:04:30 UTC

I'll block the bitch back

2017-07-04 07:04:38 UTC

D o I t

2017-07-04 07:04:43 UTC

I did

2017-07-04 07:04:49 UTC

Gotem

2017-07-04 07:05:01 UTC

Stfu major Tom

2017-07-04 07:05:08 UTC

Wat

2017-07-04 07:05:15 UTC

I ain't nobodies bitch

2017-07-04 07:05:22 UTC

Wot

2017-07-04 07:05:35 UTC

I don't wear dresses for that lil bish

2017-07-04 07:05:45 UTC

I'll fucking go to space

2017-07-04 07:05:45 UTC

Wut

2017-07-04 07:05:53 UTC

And punch the moon

2017-07-04 07:06:06 UTC

Ono

2017-07-04 07:06:12 UTC

Not the moon

2017-07-04 07:06:17 UTC

what if the moon punches back?

2017-07-04 07:06:22 UTC

^^^^

2017-07-04 07:06:23 UTC

It won't

2017-07-04 07:06:44 UTC

Moon'll backhand a bish

2017-07-04 07:06:52 UTC

Ono

2017-07-04 07:07:03 UTC

*yeeeess*

2017-07-04 07:07:17 UTC

Nuuu

2017-07-04 07:07:31 UTC

I'd rather be with tovarish

2017-07-04 07:07:35 UTC

Moon ain't taking no shit

2017-07-04 07:08:01 UTC

Stfu major Tom

2017-07-04 07:08:11 UTC

...

2017-07-04 07:08:24 UTC

How many names do I have ffs

2017-07-04 07:08:40 UTC

I want tovarish to unblock me

2017-07-04 07:08:57 UTC

So I can go screech d' freak on his ass

2017-07-04 07:09:05 UTC

Wo

2017-07-04 07:09:09 UTC

@Sarcastro u there?

2017-07-04 07:09:20 UTC

No he's a lil bish

2017-07-04 07:09:38 UTC

And he doesn't respond to thots

2017-07-04 07:09:46 UTC

Like typo

2017-07-04 07:09:46 UTC

DAMN

2017-07-04 07:09:59 UTC

I'm no thot

2017-07-04 07:09:59 UTC

Is there a music room here

2017-07-04 07:10:12 UTC

Is there major Tom?

2017-07-04 07:10:15 UTC

I'm loyal af

2017-07-04 07:10:40 UTC

Thots are gai

2017-07-04 07:10:55 UTC

U gai

2017-07-04 07:11:05 UTC

Wrong

2017-07-04 07:11:55 UTC

You tovarish's bitch

2017-07-04 07:11:59 UTC

And gai

2017-07-04 07:12:31 UTC

I'd beat the shit out of tovarish

2017-07-04 07:12:36 UTC

And not gai

2017-07-04 07:12:40 UTC

No you wouldn't

2017-07-04 07:12:48 UTC

Yes I would

2017-07-04 07:12:51 UTC

He'd put you in high heels so fast

2017-07-04 07:12:56 UTC

Your head would spin

2017-07-04 07:13:08 UTC

I ain't no street ho

2017-07-04 07:13:15 UTC

Yeet

2017-07-04 07:13:16 UTC

I'm a classy bitch

2017-07-04 07:13:21 UTC

Nein

2017-07-04 07:13:28 UTC

10

2017-07-04 07:13:30 UTC

So you are a bitch

2017-07-04 07:13:34 UTC

Thanks

2017-07-04 07:13:36 UTC

No

2017-07-04 07:13:41 UTC

Made that easy for me

2017-07-04 07:13:48 UTC

Sheeit

2017-07-04 07:14:08 UTC

My feet are cold

2017-07-04 07:14:20 UTC

I am cold

2017-07-04 07:14:27 UTC

No

2017-07-04 07:14:36 UTC

You're a bitch

2017-07-04 07:14:40 UTC

O

2017-07-04 07:15:58 UTC

You a street hoe

2017-07-04 07:16:08 UTC

No

2017-07-04 07:16:14 UTC

Yeet

2017-07-04 07:16:35 UTC

Street

2017-07-04 07:16:37 UTC

Hoe

2017-07-04 07:26:47 UTC

I'm filthy weeb trash

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331697337573572609/mUjZsJS.jpg

2017-07-04 07:35:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331699591198277632/image.png

2017-07-04 14:12:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331799477998583819/20170613_145359.jpg

2017-07-04 14:40:10 UTC

Thats a long pee pee

2017-07-04 14:42:36 UTC

Designed after my own if you wanna bounce on

2017-07-04 14:48:16 UTC

I am interested when can I start

2017-07-04 14:48:24 UTC

No homo tho

2017-07-04 15:03:10 UTC

This isn't a selfie

2017-07-04 15:14:25 UTC

not as big as mine tho

2017-07-04 15:22:00 UTC

Waiting on my bf

2017-07-04 15:22:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331816984721227777/IMG_20170704_111947019.jpg

2017-07-04 15:39:26 UTC

nice carpet

2017-07-04 15:43:43 UTC

O no, it's empt

2017-07-04 15:46:13 UTC

can i live in your closet Dani @dani(el)

2017-07-04 15:49:21 UTC

Hey there

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331823809579712512/Snapchat-469537664.jpg

2017-07-04 15:54:53 UTC

Yes bevsi

2017-07-04 15:55:04 UTC

Also ya we're moving some furniture in today

2017-07-04 15:59:43 UTC

lol

2017-07-04 15:59:45 UTC

noice

2017-07-04 16:00:10 UTC

man i would be so excited to live in a place on my own

2017-07-04 16:00:13 UTC

its pretty sweet

2017-07-04 17:39:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331851464353906689/20170630_154251.jpg

2017-07-04 17:41:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331852077980450817/Metal_as_fuck.gif

2017-07-04 18:31:01 UTC

This costed me 30$ and I love it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331864495750250496/JPEG_20170702_194845.jpg

2017-07-04 18:31:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331864593389453312/IMG_20170703_004754_590.jpg

2017-07-04 18:32:36 UTC

That's dope

2017-07-04 18:45:17 UTC

Man, this looks dope as fuck

2017-07-04 18:45:24 UTC

I wish I could vector the shot out of it

2017-07-04 20:05:15 UTC

Boyfriend is driving and we goin for pizza hell yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331888210290409473/JPEG_20170704_160413.jpg

2017-07-04 20:13:19 UTC

Pizza hell sounds pleasant

2017-07-04 21:07:01 UTC

you gay or what

2017-07-04 21:14:51 UTC

Yeah i'm gay

2017-07-04 21:33:52 UTC

God have mercy on this man for he does not know what sin he is commiting

2017-07-04 22:25:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331923453366239235/image.jpg

2017-07-04 22:26:15 UTC

This little one is actually pretty dumb

2017-07-04 22:47:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/331928962521628673/image.jpg

2017-07-04 22:47:13 UTC

We out here

2017-07-04 23:04:56 UTC

Cute lol

2017-07-05 00:21:09 UTC

@Doofasa#9078 cute kitty

2017-07-05 05:51:33 UTC

Dani is making a selfie while being pounded by his gay boyfriend?

2017-07-05 07:54:39 UTC

Going to Austria

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/332066737325342723/20170705_082116.jpg

2017-07-05 07:58:09 UTC

Be careful of spiders and emus!

2017-07-05 07:58:15 UTC

Stay safe

2017-07-05 08:47:46 UTC

Austria not Australia m8

2017-07-05 08:51:04 UTC

tomatos, tomatoes

2017-07-05 08:51:07 UTC

same shit

2017-07-05 08:55:46 UTC
2017-07-05 09:01:10 UTC

dont they teach you geography or some shit in your country?

2017-07-05 09:03:24 UTC

Don't get mad

2017-07-05 09:03:31 UTC

Tovarish is a lil bitch

2017-07-05 09:03:46 UTC

Just shake it off and talk in whatever language you want

2017-07-05 09:18:46 UTC
2017-07-05 09:20:34 UTC

Then stab him

2017-07-05 09:21:08 UTC

good plan

2017-07-05 09:21:28 UTC

Ok

2017-07-05 09:21:32 UTC

Will do

2017-07-05 09:23:19 UTC

Then sell his organs

2017-07-05 09:23:26 UTC

And buy yourself something nice

2017-07-05 09:30:40 UTC

@quas Can I buy you a new pair of shoes

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