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2017-03-27 09:06:43 UTC

Uzi-em

2017-03-27 09:07:14 UTC

*musuem

2017-03-27 09:07:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/295846278347096064/video.mov

2017-03-27 09:07:35 UTC

uziem should be my childs name

2017-03-27 09:07:47 UTC

that video gave me ebola

2017-03-27 09:07:52 UTC

vclick vid

2017-03-27 09:07:55 UTC

you are welcome

2017-03-27 09:08:23 UTC

Uziem is MY daughters name cunt

2017-03-27 09:08:35 UTC

time to watch the vid

2017-03-27 09:08:47 UTC

voice means nothing in the age of hormones

2017-03-27 09:08:53 UTC

dick

2017-03-27 09:08:55 UTC

@Sarcastro good blackface bro

2017-03-27 09:08:59 UTC

the dick is extremely important

2017-03-27 09:09:01 UTC

oh you think i'm on like

2017-03-27 09:09:02 UTC

what are you saying in the vid

2017-03-27 09:09:03 UTC

My voice is very deep

2017-03-27 09:09:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/295846700072042496/1485065285784.png

2017-03-27 09:09:10 UTC

estrogen or something

2017-03-27 09:09:13 UTC

i cant turn my sound on

2017-03-27 09:09:28 UTC

@dani(el) do you drink bottled or tap water?

2017-03-27 09:09:47 UTC

no

2017-03-27 09:09:53 UTC

i literally don't drink water

2017-03-27 09:09:53 UTC

i do!

2017-03-27 09:10:01 UTC

what do you drink?

2017-03-27 09:10:07 UTC

alcohol

2017-03-27 09:10:11 UTC

and milk

2017-03-27 09:10:14 UTC

RAKIJA

2017-03-27 09:10:17 UTC

well thats your answer

2017-03-27 09:10:22 UTC

you're taking estrogens

2017-03-27 09:10:34 UTC

milk is full of them

2017-03-27 09:10:39 UTC

its evern making frogs gay

2017-03-27 09:10:40 UTC

OR

2017-03-27 09:10:41 UTC

I AM FEMALE

2017-03-27 09:10:52 UTC

females dont have dick!

2017-03-27 09:10:56 UTC

EXACTLY

2017-03-27 09:10:56 UTC

aaa the age old what sex am i debate

2017-03-27 09:10:58 UTC

NEITHER DO I

2017-03-27 09:11:02 UTC

well sometimes they do

2017-03-27 09:11:10 UTC

but only about 1 hour at a time!

2017-03-27 09:11:15 UTC

omg

2017-03-27 09:12:10 UTC

my name is literally danielle

2017-03-27 09:12:13 UTC

i've had enough

2017-03-27 09:12:16 UTC

anyway I thought we had something special dani, a friendship and rivalry only men can have

2017-03-27 09:12:27 UTC

I will never allow you take that away from me

2017-03-27 09:12:29 UTC

woop de woo time to see my arm

2017-03-27 09:12:34 UTC

post arm

2017-03-27 09:12:37 UTC

armpost

2017-03-27 09:13:16 UTC

its its loading

2017-03-27 09:13:19 UTC

ARM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/295847747515318272/image.jpg

2017-03-27 09:13:31 UTC

Who would d me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/295847795535904768/JPEG_20170327_111318.jpg

2017-03-27 09:13:35 UTC

girly as duck

2017-03-27 09:13:50 UTC

Anyone fancy riding me

2017-03-27 09:13:57 UTC

let me take a picture of just my hand vs wrist because i legiteately get cancer

2017-03-27 09:13:58 UTC

no, fuck off

2017-03-27 09:14:30 UTC

wait

2017-03-27 09:14:31 UTC

i'm far

2017-03-27 09:14:32 UTC

fat

2017-03-27 09:14:36 UTC

does that affect the arm thing

2017-03-27 09:14:45 UTC

yeah it does

2017-03-27 09:14:47 UTC

fuck

2017-03-27 09:14:51 UTC

i'm literally obese

2017-03-27 09:14:52 UTC

also if you lift if does

2017-03-27 09:15:00 UTC

My my hand is a dumb nigger!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286742216477638656/295848166824083456/image.jpg

2017-03-27 09:15:00 UTC

You dont look obese at aol

2017-03-27 09:15:01 UTC

lift= RIPPED

2017-03-27 09:15:02 UTC

REEEEE

2017-03-27 09:15:13 UTC

yeah bro, you dont

2017-03-27 09:15:15 UTC

them piano fingers

2017-03-27 09:15:18 UTC

i'm 4'11

2017-03-27 09:15:19 UTC

ffs

2017-03-27 09:15:21 UTC

clyd hands cute, call me in 4 years

2017-03-27 09:15:23 UTC

and 150lbs

2017-03-27 09:15:37 UTC

my fingers are fucking long

2017-03-27 09:15:48 UTC

if you were ripped, you would be uber manlet

2017-03-27 09:15:51 UTC

and my wrist is small as shit

2017-03-27 09:16:00 UTC

i can't get ripped

2017-03-27 09:16:06 UTC

all my weight goes to my hips and thighs

2017-03-27 09:16:12 UTC

i can wrap my thumb and index around my wrist

2017-03-27 09:16:16 UTC

and muscle just doesn't stick for me

2017-03-27 09:16:47 UTC

its only my hands though

2017-03-27 09:16:57 UTC

wtf

2017-03-27 09:17:02 UTC

i can't get my fingers past my palm

2017-03-27 09:17:08 UTC

it hurts to even try

2017-03-27 09:17:22 UTC

thats my retarded hnd for ya

2017-03-27 09:17:40 UTC

girl skellingtons are more flexible

2017-03-27 09:17:48 UTC

skellingtons

2017-03-27 09:17:51 UTC

i swera to god

2017-03-27 09:17:55 UTC

im not even anorexia

2017-03-27 09:18:01 UTC

FUCK

2017-03-27 09:18:08 UTC

THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE READ IN MY LIFE

2017-03-27 09:18:09 UTC

they can reach their backs without problems to use bra hooks and can put the palf of the hand fully on the shoulder

2017-03-27 09:18:19 UTC

yeah well

2017-03-27 09:18:22 UTC

oh

2017-03-27 09:18:23 UTC

i can't do that

2017-03-27 09:18:27 UTC

shit i can do both of those things

2017-03-27 09:18:36 UTC

you have the male skellington, my friend

2017-03-27 09:18:39 UTC

i have trex arms

2017-03-27 09:18:44 UTC

almost the palm shoulder thing

2017-03-27 09:18:45 UTC

ALMOST

2017-03-27 09:18:54 UTC

in reality its not even about skellingtons

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