At the same time

Polygamy?

More like sexygamy

How long did it take for the pot to ruin his relationships?

The day it hit his lips

In an instant all of his relationships were destroyed

This is why they warn you to stay away from the pot in school

Jokes on school, I'm never gonna get in a relationship.

I wouldn't worry about that too much right now

Time to get high.

Another poor soul lost to the marijuana

I've got no relationship to loose, may as well.

Well I'm sure you've got friends yo

I've only got two.

I used to have three, third was actually my bestfriend, but, I don't talk to him anymore.

Did you move away or something?

No, something happened between us, I'd rather not go into detail.

It's cool

Loosing him was pretty painful though.

He was like a big brother to me.

😐 aww

Can we talk about something else?

Sure

We can talk about how much melon sucks

Yeah!

I hope melon scrolls through this chat later

🖕

@Thresh 🖕

🖕

He sucks.

He sucks so fuckin' hard!

Guys

What does "Kek" mean

what did melon do

kek means lol

Kek

Melon and her?

They won't tell us anything

This has been going on for several weeks

WHAT DID MELON DUN DO

???

I ask them, they're like "nah"

YO

They just tell you very vague bits and pieces

Melon didnt do anything

Melonia Trump

We were just shitting on him a lil

For no reason other than he was asleep

melons a nigger

@carlsbad You were shutting on Melon?

im jackin off

Me 2

slut

Kek.

Guys

Serious question

What does Kek mean

Kek means kek.

Same thing lol means

Why was it made?

If I can just say lol

It means dick in poon.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A POON

Ask Dovah.

@Deleted User Explain it to him.

Kek is a twitch thing

So what's Kekistan

land of free

home of the kek

BK have it your way

I think it's more of a YouTube thing.

Lol

What's the point of kek

It's definitely a discord thing

it's an alternative "lol"

twitter thing

Nah

So

If I find something funny

As Proven.

Kek is a cult

I just say

Kek

Or top kek

if it was half funny or a half troll

Kek could kick Jesus's arse.

kind of like Kappa

Oh okay

You're not laughing out loud, but you're certainly giving a reaction, Kek

So what does Kek stand for

Kek.

Scientists are still figuring that out

Kek is the cult of kek

Lmao

I think I like it

No one truly knows what kek means.

@Markurrito https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

Are you all banned from google?

Yes

I'm just lazy

I'm in prison

why would I be banned from google

I'm banned from PornHub, won't tell you why though...

fuck you both then

except vegeta

he's my best buddy

Okay then fuck me 🙃

Goooooooood morning.

@Sarcastro Awww.

well you're in prison, you're going to be fucked naturally

I wish

^

Friendzoned in the Prison Showers 😦

<:feels:280645240572870656>

@vegeta you're out of character

Oh screw you!

yes, thats better, comrade!

What is @Sarcastro 's power level?

I have no idea, the scouters just explode

He's not on the Raditz scale! This is insane!

Ughhhh

Sup.

I've always been more of a Recoome guy

These shorts are hurting my vagina.

i think my gf hates me 😦

why would you think that?

she was talking about expierneces with ghosts and i said after arguing ghosts are not real "to be fair you have said you are not the most mentaly stable person"

What did you do this time?

......

easy solution: fuck her best friend(s) and/or sister(s)

Run...

Oooo yeah you fucked up

Spirit

dude

Bro

Where you been mate?

my ex gf was crazy

i feel awful

like really cray cray

Just run...

My ex gf was crazy too

she was knee deep into astology

Most women are

Jk

like serious into astrology

It's all you can do, just run...

@Boyo I've been busy lol

She left me cos I didn't want to kill her dad

Hot

i like her so much and i do not want to lose her

Cheated on me in fact

thats hot

Lol

@Deleted User But why would you say that?

Run, just run, for the love of god just run.

So I sent get thousands of paper mario memes

ghosts are not as bad as astrology

trust me

Her*

she was saying ghosts smashed a glass when she was not even near it and i tried arging over it

arguing*

SHE PLANNED THE CONCIEVEMENT DATES AND BIRTH DATES AND LOCATIONS OF ALL OUR CHILDREN 15 YEARS AHEAD, sorry for caps

Yet another reason I should stay single.

Dude

That's hot comrade

is not

she wastes time and money for astrology courses

Spirit pls

Single for life bitches!

But why did you argue with her? If she already had a history of feeling crazy, why make her feel more crazy? @Deleted User

@Boyo Yes?

Wyd rn?

O, nothing much, just getting cereal

Totes jelly rn

I want cereal

she is scared to get mental help even though she says she needs it but she is scared of her jackass mom lashing out on her and i keep trying to tell her some of the things she describes are not normal and she needs help

Daw

That's awful

dude I know a lot of mystic bullshit

Yeah, but you should do that in a sincere context, not when she's telling you about something that frightened her

Spirits got a point

so I reenacted a lot of "ghost hunts" for my superstitious friends

I'm not gonna poke that subject with a ten ft pole.

Thank you

im a fucking idiot

Lol

she deserves better tbh

It happens dude

Not necessarily an idiot, just a bit insensitive

yeah, dont send her away

No one deserves each other

its impossible to prove you're sane when you get diagnosed

No one belongs to anyone

men should be insensitive

Hey, better with you than with I.

she has not been responding to me when i tried to apoligize

I'm a sensitive man and jm kinda feminine

Lel

Just give her time.

I'm*

When's the next time you'll see her?

I even wear girls socks

:0

we never have seen each other its online dating i met her in this server

O

You should go see her irl

i do not have the money and she is in the states and i am in canada

You should do her a romance fren

Tell Armoured Skeptic I said hi.

Should do her a beautiful romance

I could help.

Surprise her with heckin flowers and take her to Disneyland

Do her the such amaze

And daddams can help as well.

@Spirit where'd you go

:0

Here lol

Maybe Veggydip could help as well.

Be as mushy as possible and tell her how much you missing talking to her

Doing me one heck of a concern spirit

Hey, Chapmaer, you want us to help you do the romance?

Why? Lol

15 smackos

Am doing a serious bet here

Wat?

What?

Daddams is drunk again

Quick! Put him on me, I'll wheel him to the nearest hospital!

I wish I was drunk lol

I wish I was old enough to drink.

Spirit

What the heck

Yee?

pff who cares how old are you, you can always drink

I still love your doggo profile lol

Aww Thank you

I forgot who originally posted it but I believe it was a girl

She knows who she is lol

lol you crack me up lol buddy

You confuse me daddams tbh

But it's cool

Same

I'm still tired lol

Daddams and Spirit, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

^

Wot

That's daddyums to you veggie

......

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

"uwu whats dis"