So Im assuming hes an attack helicopter

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No its an integer

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You just misgendered dovah you scum!!

What do these emojis mean?

The meaning to life

I'm a cis male. Aka Hitler

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usually I hate these emojis

but these ones are great

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You the same gender as donal trump!!! How do you feel huh!!!

There's your heli

trump is hot

trump is a man

I am a man

therefore I am hot

Trump is a sexy beast

?!?!?!?

Trump dating simulator

His fupa is magnificent

Im getting off in 5 min

Oh

Wow

That's personal

no getting off the computer

That was anticlimactic

Hehe

I actually dont know what that means in urban slang

I actually read out of the urban dictionary too

Getting off to in five minutes

Women are like multiplication

is there a punchline

If they're under 13, do them in your head.

I see!

Women are like cows.

They both have vaginas.

Unless its a male cow

right?

or is that called a bull>

?

Yup

All cows are female

I see

Women are like puzzles.

Before 1920 neither had the right to vote.

thats not even a continuitous punchline. Its literally just to be edgy.

of course Im laughing anyway

It's accurate

My wife has a crazy fetish

She likes to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time.

alright I think I have to leave

Men are like Nazis

They arent Zs?

They both caused the Holocaust

men caused the holocaust?

what is the punchline

Correct

IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT WASNT ME!

Oic

Now you have offended MY gender

thats so out of line!

(jk)

I have to go now

I need sleep

K

Bi

Good bi

im hungry

Have a kai my bro

I can't go to sleep :(

what kind of kai is it?

Hangi

show da whole tiddy doe

Guys is it normal for a cat to dissapear for more than a day? I havent seen him since last night

Hes never done tbis before

Ive walked around all the blocks around here and i cant find him anywhere

Hes 10 years old and im worried asf

no its not normal

is he microchiipped

get help

He isnt

oh shit

policia

call policia

!!

Normally if a cat is old and tries to leave

They do it for a reason

and the reason is usually they don't want you to see them die

My neighbors cat did the same thing

hes not death old

hes still healthy

it was a full moon last night and he really wanted to get out so i let him out

last time i saw him

Mornin

healthy cats normally live till 18, was he sick?

if he is healthy, he may be wandering, leave his litter out to attract him...

18 is pretty old but 10 is still not that old yet

well it is old but not too old

My aunt had one that was something like 26.

Woah is that even possible??? Holyshiy

Not unheard of for cats

The oldest one I think lived to like 38 years

It is

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-cat-ever

I seem to remember numbers really well

woaha

cool

also i am extremely sad now

why

cheer up. at least you're purple

i figured the thing on my lower leg is an ingrown hair and its dumb cos i got it even tho i didnt shave me leg smh

and i really dont want it to die'

You don't need to shave to get ingrown hairs.

I'm absurdly senstive to them and I get them all the time just from spots where a hair broke off on all on its own.

Break the surface and drain whatever is in it and then apply anti-bacterial cream.

Legs are subject to a lot of friction so you have hairs break off of them all the time.

ok i managed to get it out with some tweezers or smth

Disinfect it. It will be stubborn and painful if you don't.

and i have some liquid with a percentage concentration (low of course) boric acid

like a facial thing i use to clean me pain

it looks really weird...

its like a hole with red in it

Most of that is just swelling.

With the obstruction cleared and it properly diinfected it should be cleared in a week.

The swelling will be gone on a couple days.

i have my bowl of popcorn time to watch gantz

its a lot of popcorn

I need to buy a giant box of it.

i was gonna play sims but i think my save is fucked and ive lost all my data so i dont want to confirm it

theres no way right

cries

dont ask how i did it

but its got to be saved somewhere 😩

Saves are lost?

i cant find my other game

savee?

whatever

but there is NO way i can lose it

ive spent more than 200 hours playing it

and i made a man bun gay couple I CANNOT lose it

😩

and theres no load game option on it for some reason

I restart a lot. I save my favorite sims to the library so I can play them again.

i didnt save them... ;;

and their half human half avocado adopted son

maybe i can access my save from the files somehow

im pretty sure theres a method for it

Sims 4 sucks.

Stick with the vastly superior and way less crappy Sims 3.

dont own it

i actually only got sims 4 about 2 years ago from my friends as a bday preseny

but my friend has all the sims

and for the older games she bought like every expansion

lol

Sims 4 is an insult to the franchise.

works for me

i wouldnt know

It's like the Sims version of the CD-i Zelda games.

oh

sad

the reason i fell asleep while in a skype call was cos we were watching sims like "movies" i guess and we lafffd about 6666 times and i accidently fell asleep during a horror one so...

well sims "episodes" i guess

same shit

dont even ask i just waste my time

They stripped a lot of features from the previous games.

yeah

only pack i bought was city living when it was on sale

the packs are almost as expensive as the game ripp maybe im just poor

EA loves milking them for all they get.

Selling $7 DLCs for $40

so im not just poor??/

lol

nah its $50

got mine half price

so $25 for city living

Sims 3 was $40. Guess they increased it.

yepp

I got all of them for $5 each.

wow

Still cost over $100

f2p pls

There's a lot of content for Sims 3.

And even more on it store, but that's even more of a ripoff

even without expansions just applying some kind of absurd story to the characters gives me some form of entertainment

yeah

Abducted by alien, impregnated by alien, married alien.

yes

gantz anime is old and the intro with the room was trippy

but im gonna keep watching because fuck animation quality

I LIKED THAT GUY STANDING STILL IN THE SUBWAY AND THERES JUST LIKE THIS SMOKE COMING FROM THE CIGARETTE

LMAO

Kill all weebs

im not even a real weeb

Fuck off jake

fuck

holy fuck whys the train scene so much more tense as animated

wrong Discord

im hsutting up now

*shutting

My people

We sould collect fingernail clippings in jars.

Morning all

night

In my area of the planet it's AM so Pbbbbt on you

Morning Deadclown and MCL 😄

also good morning everyone 😄 hope you a glorious day

what day

friday?

Mornings are evil.

Yeah

Mornings suck

Worse yet. I work overnight

Whom on spring break

Her Ladyship Mai Bhalsych of Korse

Wild

My work vacation ends tomorrow

I remember once working a night shift

I've been working the night shift for a few years now

edgy

How do you like it? Mine lasted for about a month, it was rather tiring up first but once I got my sleeping rhythm all settled, it wasn't that bad honestly.

I'd be perfect for night shift.

I usually stay up during the night.

I'm more of a night person as well, or was before entering university

haha

I may or may not be a vampire.

Stil has to be confirmed.

vampirism ftw

Nein

Crusading ftw

naw

I prefer being an unholy spawn of satan who drinks the blood of the living in order to maintain it's existence :3

Careful of stoner blood. You'll get the full hit yourself.

I do know, have bad experiences D:

lol

The political Left is a cancer.

politics bore me terribly

The human race is a blight to the solar system :I

something I'm sure we can both agree on~

Yes

And Agmar the left is autistic

if I'm asked ~~and I'm not, but I'm saying it anyway~~, politics is nothing but pure authism

Fair enough

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I tend to avoid talking about politics and religion, since I'm completely and utterly disinterested in both subjects 😛