no homo

just fuck him

up real bad

there was this dude who used to kick the back of my seat

i was so nice to everyone even him

I had a billy problem in my school. hit him with a desk

and ask if it turned me on because i was gay

I got shoved into the floor in the girls locker room

until i punched him in the nuts

hit my head on the floor

and got him suspended

twice

concussion

yeah well

at least you can use the locker room

ungrateful BITCH

what the fuck

my school wasnt nearly as brutal

it was after a basketball game we lost

wait

that's why I stopped playing sports

come to think of it

I was a bully?

lol same

its not really something u think about it

i only got bullied so bad bc i was chubby

like i never consciously was like 'lol fuck this kid lets make him cry'

I've just become a salty, passive-aggressive bitch in high school

but it turns out i did

same @kat

my face was so fat I looked asian

being a bitch is best

it's the best

reveals who the real people are

yeah

im a bitch to some people but idk i try and be nice

i dont like being a day ruiner

too bad I'm a fucking white male and cant be a bitch

yeah you can

just take it up the pooper dude

be a baaaad bitch

I cant, I'm not you

excuse u

u think im gay?

oooooooooooooo

how do u do anal without poop happening

what does being gay have to to do with it?

idk im not gay

dani ur gay as fck

dude i have avagina

why wouldi need to do anal

u haw a peen

have*

you heard my voice

im a girl

thats an asshole, not a vagina

Dani is fake news

u sound like a feminine dood

sad...

d00d

how often does daniel spend actually chatting in this server

dani is a trololo

try again diabetes

p often squid

Epic groll

daniel comes in once in a while

to play games

He's coming in the wrong place tbfh

oh fuck this

i wasnt prepared for this

say something

something

*several people are typing* welcome to hell

yes

my girlfriend and i

aka diabetes

are leaving

you come now

ok i guess we are

diabetes is tr8r

i have social anxiety

cnn

This is fake news

_triggered_

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CNN GET OUT OF MY TV

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Telemundo is fake nudes

keemstar

<:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>

dm me random clips to edit together and make a coherent story

dm me titty

Scarce is fake news

Snapchat me that pussy if that's okay

hitler did 9/11

i know women who prefer anal btw, its just a different hole to stick it in

yikes

buttsex is the best you kikes

i enjoy butt sex

both ways

xD

hmmm daddy

Doinger in the pooper

Big ups

lol

what do you mean both ways

you like it in your own butthole too?

https://youtu.be/loZyBEfwpJI

everyone knows about the emu war

Yep emus can defeat australia

no they cant

stop

But that's not surprising, since it's a prison continent

Yes they can

i got released

😄

Goku vs like

3 emus

Who win

superman

Wh

auzzie cant even beat emus

You're not welcome louwai

just invade the fuckers they will roll over and die

Prison colony can you believe that folks

neil degrasse tyson is an idiot

No

he is retarded

black science man

Aussie will destroy ir ass

hes the wrong colour

Ride kangaroos as steeds

<(<,(>O____oo<,<__

0

o)>

😤😤😤😤

oops

Well as they do in prisons

Destroy ass

wallet fell on mu camro keys

😏

im drunkkk

soz

<:feels:280645240572870656>

macro*

😏😏😏😏😏

<:mlgdoge:280634772307443714> \

clyd wanna come over

"3

😎

And ever since I've seen this emoji

Where

What

im coming to auzziemerica next month

Demons began manifesting themselves as snakes in my house

Since that day my life has never known peace

?????

from nz

Takes multiple shots in confusion

your 14

shut up

lol

what state are you in

Nsw

sadness

whys 14?

wbu?

whos*

i live in a state of constant depression and fear of the unknown

Dont roast meh

Le cries 😢😢😢😢

Fear and misery is my hometown

yeah im going to sidney

Niggas from the 666 put ur hands up

sydney

See now i cant make shots jokes without people roasting me

@Ad Verdiesen You lookin cute ma nigga

jesus im fucked

Just another detriment to accidentally revealing my age

im drinking straight bourbon

gets you fucked up faster than you think

are you 14?

Yes

oh lopl

No point hiding it now

.....

Flutist

You got something to say

😥

U been typing for the past 5 minutes

how did you manage to re;lease that

I accidentlally

😫

I forgot

you seem pretty mature for so young lol

but

Kms

i probably shouldnt meet up xD

No shit

lolololol

shits a bit weird

Seedney

wow I thought this was a wizard101 chat

I was so confused

it is wizard101 chat

how about those spells?

I dont actually play it

http://www3.mangafreak.net/Read1_Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure_Part_4_Diamond_Is_Unbreakable_1_2#gohere

Read this if you dare...

I dont know anything about it

I have a channel with wizard101

holy fuck

im smashed

this has a love shack?

-takes another swig-

wtf is that for

2/2 people

lone and i used to hang out in there heaps

her laugh is nice but shes a fucking bitch

@Thresh melon lord

yes?

I join vc one day one day when its not awkward as hell

why is it awquard now

awkward

@💧HisoMachi💖

I just wanted to call u that

Lol

Nothing more

:3

oh ok

;ole

like considering my past

thats pretty funny

xD

so are these channels reserved for certain activities

I only use discord to usually play games

so I dont know the specifics

Chat's dead, <:THANKSOBAMA:279040643630628865> !

not rlly

Oh vocal isn't dead at all

i meaaan kinda

Yo Momma so fat, they took her back to the farm.

Oh

Thats an extremely lol xd randem xd joke

See u guys later

topkek

not

u gonna go study?

No

well you shoulf