youre not wrong

no

300 lb big boy checking in

im 573 lbs

big boy season

Im 110kg

and 6 oz

kg?

what the fuck is a kig?

speak american you fucking terrorist

Shut up jew

Height and weight matters

הבנזונה חזיר

fat lives matter

it doesnt matter

130-150 is cool with me

any girl above 5'4 isn't a girl

you are officially a man

Diabeetus

Do you take shits

im bed-bound

do you have a bed pan that u take shits in?

just a bag

should upgrade

>the Jew shits in a bag

LOL

You can't make this up

im 5'8 am i a man

Yes

is your hair past your back?

if its not, youre a man

i dont make the rules

its right above the small of my back

@kat If you're a hot woman, you're always a woman.

not good enough

might as well start transitioning

but im not a hot woman @Deleted User

sucks to be you

What is small of you back

the little dimple thing

I hear it a lot but isk where it is

above ur butt

Oh

ye

tbh

most girls with hair that long are really unkempt

Nahh

All women are wueens

im a mess but im a clean mess

Queens

cuck

CUUUUCK

SIKE U THOUGHT FOR A SECOND

welcome back

, winner

i don't consider myself a mess

You, a plebeian: Disrespects women

If I'm 6 feet and my hair is past the top of my spine

im only a mess monday-sunday

But I'm not a member of a Swedish metal band

Wht do you the other days of the week?

monday through sunday

is all the days

This nigga still believes in seven days in a week

my hair is a little past shoulder length

Women, biologically, cannot ascend

Get woke

ascend into the third eye?

Yap

ah guess i'll be a worthless pleb my whole life

same

I nearly forgot

The most famous Serbian newspaper published a headline article about memes

Peep pictures chat

the pizza gate thing same

Tfw you contributed to the original pizzagate threads

Deez nuts

Whom in New York wanna get noided

whom'st've

i live in the south

yeehaw

Yeehaw

im not going to ny til november soz

SAME

about the south shit

theres literally the word south in my state's name

South uhh

Umm

south dakota

no fuck u

south carolina

South virginia

ye

where in sc

south vagina

myrtle beach

im in tennessee

BOI

I live in columbia

I got a shit ton of internet friends in myrrle beach

thts like

far isnt it

2-3 hours drive

One who uses that same sad comic book profile pictures

FUNNILY ENOUGH

send them to me yum

i used a photo of me on here for awhile

but people on britbongs discord started calling me an 'e-whore' for that shit

so I changed

i just didnt like the way my selfie looked in a tiny circle

Wait holy shit

Diabetes

Are you fetus queen on snapchat

my selfie looked fine

what

I mean

fetus queen wtf

guys were just pissy at me for making sex jokes

That's the name

no

Okay rip

my snapchat is not diabetes

i wish it was

You look exactly like someone I have added

From myrtle beach

my face?

Ya

which selfie

I wish I lived in myrtle beach honestly

I don't feel like scrolling back up

its pretty great

more interesting than columbia

yeah my family would vacation there a lot

@kat I looked up your selfies - they seem fine - you posted some tiddays

ive only lived in sc for like 10 months

yes i posted tiddies

I heard of tiddies where

where are they getting your selfies man?

if you search you will find

the selfie chat

AH

@kat You look young

my tiddies are in <#231946987585404930>

im 17

I stg I thought I recognized u

considering i still havent met anyone here yet

prob not me

ahh okay

Check pics

posted a pic of me in the selfies chat

sup

highkey want to kill myself

Ive posted my pic on there

do a flip

Don't you guys hate it when you shower and you have to poop a little bit after?

yes

Then I gotta wash my bum again

i am tainting myself!! i just washed

😂

I just pooped and I showered like 20 min ago like seriously

I have an important question

Tits or ass

ass

If I was gay, I'd go for tits

Cuz boobies are like pillows

I love it when a guy rests on meh bewbs

I'll rest on your bewbs

Nah I'm good I'm not desperate

😂

I bet you have nice big Armenian tits

Meh, they're ok

They're a nuisance to me TBH

titties can be annoying

^

Yup

i feel ur pain

I'm glad someone understands lol

i have a love hate relationship with mine

Same

i dont mind mine

they're like just the right size

Well C, D size is hella annoying

I have C

D is annoying

I dont think they're annoying tho

I wish I had Bs so I can be normal lol

But you can't have everything

I'm just grateful to have a decent pair

same

As for ass, I don't really have a big one. It's normal lookin. I just mostly have love handles that spill out

i dont really have an ass

my ass is p great honestly

It mostly goes to my waist if I gain weight or boobs

Where are all of the loose women at?

yeah?

they're on camgirl sites boi

hehe

😂😂

Or milfs

this chat is degenerate

milfhunter.

@Deleted User perfect

Papa bless all the titties

tig ol bitties

Speaking of loose women, remember the Dugger family? She had like 19 kids? The doctor told her if she gets pregnant again, her uterus would come out

😂

I was disgusted

my lord

Time bomb in the womb

how can a womb handle that many children

why would you want that many

I have no clue

She had three replacements

its good if shes white

She is white

I don't even want one kid

But like, I bet when she gave birth, the infant would just slide out lol

OH LORD

Slip and slide

THAT

😂

SO NASTY

No struggle, no pushing, just pop!

😝

it would slowly slide out

Sneeze = another kid

Lol yeah

Im afraid to have kids TBH

I don't want kids at all

vaginal tearing

save money

Just the many risks and pain to have one

Yeah and they like puke and shit

I don't wnat to deal with that

they shit inside you, too

Don't get me wrong I love kids to death, but having my own is another thing

I hate kids

I love kids!

Babies and toddlers are so cute

Pedophile

i hate kids too

Chubby babies ftw

I can stand babies but anything else I fucking hate

Annoying little shits

"Meconium is the baby's first feces, or poop, which is sticky, thick, and dark green and is typically passed in the womb during early pregnancy"

I'm so glad I have a penis

I always loved babysitting my nephew when he was a baby. They just take away your stress because they are so happy 😃

you shit when you give birth too

PUSH

If you think about it