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2019-10-12 21:15:34 UTC

Currently i have 41k AUD worth of student dept, which is nothign compared to some americans who have 100k+ USD

2019-10-12 21:15:45 UTC

OOf

2019-10-12 21:15:45 UTC

well they have oxford or something

2019-10-12 21:15:50 UTC

Hopefully I'll only go into 50k

2019-10-12 21:15:57 UTC

but who knows since I have to get a masters

2019-10-12 21:16:00 UTC

my state has free schooling

2019-10-12 21:16:08 UTC

if you have a disability :~)

2019-10-12 21:16:12 UTC

one of the greatest modern phylosophers come from these prestiguos colleges

2019-10-12 21:16:20 UTC

I actually get quite a bit in scholarships so I'm lucky there too

2019-10-12 21:16:44 UTC

V

2019-10-12 21:17:53 UTC

Well, I luckily got some FAFSA and a subsidized government loan, which means I most likely have to get another loan...

2019-10-12 21:18:14 UTC

i have fafsa

2019-10-12 21:18:28 UTC

haven't needed a loan yet and of course i was never taught about those in high school

2019-10-12 21:18:48 UTC

Yeah

2019-10-12 21:18:56 UTC

high school - fuck you and your future

2019-10-12 21:18:56 UTC

i guess you were tought maths, so its assumed you will be able to figure it out yourself

2019-10-12 21:18:57 UTC

My dad had to teach me and I had to read so MUCH

2019-10-12 21:19:09 UTC

QUICK

2019-10-12 21:19:11 UTC

2+2

2019-10-12 21:19:14 UTC

5

2019-10-12 21:19:14 UTC

5

2019-10-12 21:19:19 UTC

xD

2019-10-12 21:19:22 UTC

Correct

2019-10-12 21:19:26 UTC

depends on who you ask xD

2019-10-12 21:19:26 UTC

Ayy lmao

2019-10-12 21:19:55 UTC

i wasn't even taught about taxes

2019-10-12 21:19:59 UTC

same

2019-10-12 21:20:01 UTC

i was taught about the stock market

2019-10-12 21:20:09 UTC

My family has a tax person to do that

2019-10-12 21:20:14 UTC

I still dont know how to make taxes

2019-10-12 21:20:25 UTC

And yeah, I know about the stock market as well

2019-10-12 21:20:28 UTC

i was taught about things i no longer remember and i cant say them in english

2019-10-12 21:20:58 UTC

Quadratic theorem? Anyone remember that?

2019-10-12 21:21:20 UTC

i guess i know what you mean, w8 i gotta translate it

2019-10-12 21:21:25 UTC

i remmeber that word, but i cant rmember what it is, also Pythagoras

2019-10-12 21:21:33 UTC

oh yes

2019-10-12 21:21:37 UTC

I can kinda remember it

2019-10-12 21:21:40 UTC

and yes, that shit. xD

2019-10-12 21:21:57 UTC

pain in the ass, i had to pass it with an A (5 here)

2019-10-12 21:21:57 UTC

sin cos tan, uhhhh, photosynthesis, bam maths

2019-10-12 21:22:15 UTC

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

2019-10-12 21:22:36 UTC

i actually never leanred that mitochondria thing, i learned it from memes lmao

2019-10-12 21:22:42 UTC

Anyone remember parabolas?

2019-10-12 21:22:50 UTC

Or SOH CAH TOA?

2019-10-12 21:22:55 UTC

yeah, it wasnt that hard actually

2019-10-12 21:23:20 UTC

as long as you understand it its not hard

2019-10-12 21:23:30 UTC

so fuck math

2019-10-12 21:23:34 UTC

xd

2019-10-12 21:24:03 UTC

Should I put on makeup for work...?

2019-10-12 21:24:08 UTC

That is the real question.

2019-10-12 21:24:12 UTC

oh fuck me proabolas was the reason why i almost failed maths in year 11, i was getting Bs and that subject came up and i went straight to c-
My teacher was so shit at explaining porabolas i never really leared it properly, i had to use youtube to learn as much as i coud before a test

2019-10-12 21:24:19 UTC

make some sexy smokey eyes

2019-10-12 21:24:29 UTC

But I have 10 minutes. xD

2019-10-12 21:24:36 UTC

I've been eating and talking to yall

2019-10-12 21:24:47 UTC

then fuck it

2019-10-12 21:24:55 UTC

makeup is only really usefull if you wanna attract someone, fuck it

2019-10-12 21:24:55 UTC

Okay, I shall look like a troll

2019-10-12 21:24:57 UTC

go nude

2019-10-12 21:25:02 UTC

gOT IT

2019-10-12 21:25:03 UTC

yea, no clothes either

2019-10-12 21:25:08 UTC

Dita abandoned us.

2019-10-12 21:25:08 UTC

fuck everyone

2019-10-12 21:25:08 UTC

who needs them

2019-10-12 21:25:09 UTC

</3

2019-10-12 21:25:12 UTC

The beard man is gone

2019-10-12 21:25:23 UTC

*F*

2019-10-12 21:25:28 UTC

trolls are sexy

2019-10-12 21:25:40 UTC

i dont know about you guys but id fuck a troll

2019-10-12 21:25:55 UTC

right after a creeper and danny devito

2019-10-12 21:26:19 UTC

and some thicc water molecules

2019-10-12 21:26:24 UTC

Shrek and Danny devito combined is my fetish

2019-10-12 21:26:33 UTC

same duude

2019-10-12 21:26:37 UTC

like for real

2019-10-12 21:26:50 UTC

the swamp man and the TRASH man

2019-10-12 21:26:55 UTC

Who wants to see my true form?

2019-10-12 21:27:00 UTC

troll

2019-10-12 21:27:04 UTC

sure

2019-10-12 21:27:23 UTC

like that spell fairy gotmother cast on fiona

2019-10-12 21:27:27 UTC

Here it is....

2019-10-12 21:27:37 UTC

at day pretty at night sexy

2019-10-12 21:27:50 UTC

Fudge

2019-10-12 21:27:52 UTC

MMM YESS

2019-10-12 21:27:53 UTC

omg so hot

2019-10-12 21:28:00 UTC

Thank you thank you

2019-10-12 21:28:03 UTC

u single?

2019-10-12 21:28:03 UTC

I tried xD

2019-10-12 21:28:03 UTC

that smexy old man is my idol

2019-10-12 21:28:12 UTC

id smash

2019-10-12 21:28:15 UTC

I am

2019-10-12 21:28:15 UTC

i wanna be like him when im old no lie

2019-10-12 21:28:17 UTC

Thank you thank you

2019-10-12 21:28:27 UTC

are we talking about dani devito rn

2019-10-12 21:28:33 UTC

hes my spirit animal

2019-10-12 21:28:33 UTC

u wot

2019-10-12 21:28:40 UTC

we can

2019-10-12 21:28:47 UTC

isnt he smexy?

2019-10-12 21:28:51 UTC

he is

2019-10-12 21:29:00 UTC

hes the ***TRASH MAAN***

2019-10-12 21:29:03 UTC

Absolutely

2019-10-12 21:29:07 UTC

totally

2019-10-12 21:29:09 UTC

The old man in a school girl outfit is my true form

2019-10-12 21:29:18 UTC

hes my wet dreams

2019-10-12 21:29:21 UTC

I am sorry to lie to all of you. xD

2019-10-12 21:29:24 UTC

sugoi

2019-10-12 21:29:25 UTC

ok guys i have a surprise for you in cancer

2019-10-12 21:29:30 UTC

Ooooo

2019-10-12 21:29:34 UTC

I am going to cancer rn

2019-10-12 21:29:42 UTC

what type of cancer will it be?

2019-10-12 21:29:56 UTC

give me tentacle cancer

2019-10-12 21:30:07 UTC

^^^

2019-10-12 21:30:20 UTC

Enjoy.

2019-10-12 21:30:55 UTC

Thanks...

2019-10-12 21:31:08 UTC

โค

2019-10-12 21:31:10 UTC

I need to bleach my eyes now.

2019-10-12 21:31:16 UTC

ill draw myself on it

2019-10-12 21:31:30 UTC

or paint the minion green

2019-10-12 21:31:31 UTC

You know you secretly liked it

2019-10-12 21:31:34 UTC

better

2019-10-12 21:31:45 UTC

i love it

2019-10-12 21:31:53 UTC

thats what i like to hear

2019-10-12 21:32:08 UTC

mmm

2019-10-12 21:32:16 UTC

Jesus, I think I made some new internet friends

2019-10-12 21:33:12 UTC

aww

2019-10-12 21:33:23 UTC

~~and i am secretely a woman~~

2019-10-12 21:33:32 UTC

THE DECEPTION

2019-10-12 21:33:48 UTC

@Squeaks WE DONT SPEAK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

2019-10-12 21:34:04 UTC

did you know that elephants cant jump?

2019-10-12 21:34:09 UTC

sick right

2019-10-12 21:34:16 UTC

They are too big

2019-10-12 21:34:20 UTC

imagine jumping elephants

2019-10-12 21:34:29 UTC

Holy shit is that Sarcastro

2019-10-12 21:34:58 UTC

@Squeaks boi. you better be careful.

2019-10-12 21:35:01 UTC

imma peg you

2019-10-12 21:35:12 UTC

and
`an adult elephantโ€™s penis (the largest penis of any land animal) has an average length of 6 feet (1.8 meters).`

2019-10-12 21:35:17 UTC

If you do, please film it

2019-10-12 21:35:33 UTC

mmm insert it in my

2019-10-12 21:35:43 UTC

in my fucking belly button lmao

2019-10-12 21:35:50 UTC

I'm sorry man, I gotta make puns.

2019-10-12 21:35:51 UTC

Bruh xD

2019-10-12 21:35:57 UTC

tho i preffer whale penis

2019-10-12 21:36:48 UTC

pfft

2019-10-12 21:37:08 UTC

they cant scratch your back using their penis

2019-10-12 21:37:11 UTC

What do you think about Walrus Toku?

2019-10-12 21:37:33 UTC

w8 is that a joe mama lemmi google it

2019-10-12 21:37:36 UTC
2019-10-12 21:37:55 UTC

oh yeah hes sexy

2019-10-12 21:38:26 UTC

the rus in walrus means russians

2019-10-12 21:38:37 UTC

which means walruses are always drunk

2019-10-12 21:38:51 UTC

@SilverShadow be a man and sell your limbs

2019-10-12 21:39:01 UTC

*mind blown*

2019-10-12 21:40:05 UTC

i can sell come if you want

2019-10-12 21:40:20 UTC

but i want some real friendship for it

2019-10-12 21:40:26 UTC

pls

2019-10-12 21:40:30 UTC

am begging u

2019-10-12 21:40:43 UTC

I am concerned

2019-10-12 21:40:58 UTC

man i am a successful no-life

2019-10-12 21:41:05 UTC

I have work guys

2019-10-12 21:41:09 UTC

I will see you all in hell

2019-10-12 21:41:10 UTC

โค

2019-10-12 21:41:22 UTC

may the force be with you

2019-10-12 21:41:37 UTC

I have work in an hour

2019-10-12 21:41:48 UTC

i have sunday in an hour

2019-10-12 21:41:50 UTC

I dun wanna go to work Dx

2019-10-12 21:42:12 UTC

what do you do in work?

2019-10-12 21:42:27 UTC

I fake nice

2019-10-12 21:42:34 UTC

I work at a 'gourmet pizza' restaurant.

2019-10-12 21:42:35 UTC

For 6+ hours

2019-10-12 21:42:42 UTC

Most gamers don't care abour politica untill it effects them

2019-10-12 21:42:43 UTC

lol is that a hobby?

2019-10-12 21:43:03 UTC

I'm a cashier

2019-10-12 21:43:07 UTC

Super cool

2019-10-12 21:43:11 UTC

Super fun

2019-10-12 21:43:14 UTC

"just lay down and take it easy" - Mr Peabody 2019
"let the muscles relax a bit. then you relax... take it easy" - Mr Peabody 2019
"i do shit... always... all the time ... anyone" - SleepySilver 2019
"... with... uhhh... and... uhhh... and....spokesperson... umm.... uhh... umm... uhh... i dont watch any of those videos" -aodhanrenman 2019
"i do watch those videos" - Mr Peabody 2019

2019-10-12 21:43:22 UTC

Anyways, goodbyes for reals. โค

2019-10-12 21:43:29 UTC

Have fuun

2019-10-12 21:43:47 UTC

let your time be worth it

2019-10-12 21:44:17 UTC

You tell em

2019-10-12 21:45:07 UTC

and since im sick my dad went today and bought me a lolipop <3

2019-10-12 21:45:24 UTC

it was a yummy lolipop and im happy

2019-10-12 21:46:00 UTC

someone once said that the ones who are happy most constantly and laught without a reason are the most lonely ones

2019-10-12 21:46:19 UTC

Bro what the fuck are you saying

2019-10-12 21:46:30 UTC

bro i dunno

2019-10-12 21:46:38 UTC

<:repfedora:279423798971990027>

2019-10-12 21:46:49 UTC

why dont we talk more

2019-10-12 21:47:17 UTC

Uh idk

2019-10-12 21:47:50 UTC

meh i gotta go to sleep

2019-10-12 21:47:54 UTC

bye fellas

2019-10-12 21:51:32 UTC

Cya

2019-10-12 21:54:56 UTC

@aodhanrenman are you still on those pain meds?

2019-10-12 21:55:14 UTC

But bro

2019-10-12 21:56:44 UTC

@MrPeabody it could also be noise cancellation rather then internet

2019-10-12 21:57:04 UTC

tell him

2019-10-12 21:57:13 UTC

ic

2019-10-12 21:57:34 UTC

discord's noise cancellation

2019-10-12 21:57:53 UTC

shit on my dick, yโ€™all

2019-10-12 21:58:17 UTC

k

2019-10-12 21:58:25 UTC

btw i never left

2019-10-12 21:59:07 UTC

moon your dick already has too much shit on it

2019-10-12 21:59:28 UTC

is that oof ot not oof?

2019-10-12 21:59:33 UTC

hot

2019-10-12 21:59:34 UTC

that is the question

2019-10-12 22:00:33 UTC

"im very flexable" - SleepySilver 2019
"its way more down then you think" - Mr Peabody 2019
"i know i can im reaching it right now" - SleepySilver 2019

2019-10-12 22:00:59 UTC

<:Wooow:358717323257053186>

2019-10-12 22:01:18 UTC

oh mai gawd that has a double meaning

2019-10-12 22:01:43 UTC

im just very board and very tired

2019-10-12 22:01:45 UTC

damn i was gonna send a pic of spongebob reacting but i cant

2019-10-12 22:01:47 UTC

cant sleep tho

2019-10-12 22:01:55 UTC

there u go

2019-10-12 22:01:59 UTC

frick

2019-10-12 22:02:26 UTC

ill just assume its the AuTiStIc SpOnGeBoB meme

2019-10-12 22:02:33 UTC

<:urfookinded:632121331260850186>

2019-10-12 22:02:39 UTC

if you cant sleep then do as i always do, imagine some great scenarios and realize they will never ever become reality

2019-10-12 22:02:55 UTC

comfy

2019-10-12 22:03:07 UTC

but i need sleep

2019-10-12 22:03:08 UTC

not existential dread

2019-10-12 22:03:18 UTC

@xTroubledxSoulx you're literally that monkey emoji

2019-10-12 22:03:25 UTC

^

2019-10-12 22:03:37 UTC

Ok ahmed

2019-10-12 22:03:39 UTC

<:thenk:629067022789247026>

2019-10-12 22:03:52 UTC

then keep telling yourself youre asleep

2019-10-12 22:04:06 UTC

it will work

2019-10-12 22:04:20 UTC

@xTroubledxSoulx go photoshop some more woman into your pictures

2019-10-12 22:04:31 UTC

omg

2019-10-12 22:04:31 UTC

@Toku17 doesnt work

2019-10-12 22:04:42 UTC

then uhh pills?

2019-10-12 22:04:49 UTC

cant not home

2019-10-12 22:05:15 UTC

then run into a wall head first

2019-10-12 22:05:30 UTC

il try

2019-10-12 22:05:39 UTC

<:dabyiff:446949648683499520> I think troubled is just jealous that I turned out to be more of a chad than he did and I'm not even white

2019-10-12 22:05:48 UTC
2019-10-12 22:05:55 UTC

Ttyl gotta work

2019-10-12 22:06:36 UTC

white people arent even #FFFFFF white

2019-10-12 22:06:43 UTC

what whiteness is that

2019-10-12 22:06:43 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-10-12 22:07:25 UTC

i wont lie, this is me everytime i get a date

2019-10-12 22:07:38 UTC

i am the one with the blue shirt

2019-10-12 22:07:47 UTC

with people moving aroudn the world way more these days. races are becoming meaningless anyway

2019-10-12 22:08:30 UTC

if you think about it, they always were but people are stupid and looking for differences

2019-10-12 22:08:45 UTC

and ways to feel superior

2019-10-12 22:09:04 UTC

but we all know, there is only one person who is superior to all

2019-10-12 22:09:14 UTC

danny devito

2019-10-12 22:09:25 UTC

well yeah. but stuff like religion will just replace race

2019-10-12 22:09:29 UTC

Shut up neets

2019-10-12 22:10:20 UTC

@xTroubledxSoulx what takes priority in the eyes of an incel like you i wonder?
color of skin? actual race? place of birth?

2019-10-12 22:10:32 UTC

Fk off

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