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Currently i have 41k AUD worth of student dept, which is nothign compared to some americans who have 100k+ USD
OOf
well they have oxford or something
Hopefully I'll only go into 50k
but who knows since I have to get a masters
my state has free schooling
if you have a disability :~)
one of the greatest modern phylosophers come from these prestiguos colleges
I actually get quite a bit in scholarships so I'm lucky there too
V
Well, I luckily got some FAFSA and a subsidized government loan, which means I most likely have to get another loan...
i have fafsa
haven't needed a loan yet and of course i was never taught about those in high school
Yeah
high school - fuck you and your future
i guess you were tought maths, so its assumed you will be able to figure it out yourself
My dad had to teach me and I had to read so MUCH
QUICK
2+2
5
5
xD
Correct
depends on who you ask xD
Ayy lmao
i wasn't even taught about taxes
same
i was taught about the stock market
My family has a tax person to do that
I still dont know how to make taxes
And yeah, I know about the stock market as well
i was taught about things i no longer remember and i cant say them in english
Quadratic theorem? Anyone remember that?
i guess i know what you mean, w8 i gotta translate it
i remmeber that word, but i cant rmember what it is, also Pythagoras
oh yes
I can kinda remember it
and yes, that shit. xD
pain in the ass, i had to pass it with an A (5 here)
sin cos tan, uhhhh, photosynthesis, bam maths
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
i actually never leanred that mitochondria thing, i learned it from memes lmao
Anyone remember parabolas?
Or SOH CAH TOA?
yeah, it wasnt that hard actually
as long as you understand it its not hard
so fuck math
xd
Should I put on makeup for work...?
That is the real question.
oh fuck me proabolas was the reason why i almost failed maths in year 11, i was getting Bs and that subject came up and i went straight to c-
My teacher was so shit at explaining porabolas i never really leared it properly, i had to use youtube to learn as much as i coud before a test
make some sexy smokey eyes
But I have 10 minutes. xD
I've been eating and talking to yall
then fuck it
makeup is only really usefull if you wanna attract someone, fuck it
Okay, I shall look like a troll
go nude
gOT IT
yea, no clothes either
Dita abandoned us.
fuck everyone
who needs them
</3
The beard man is gone
*F*
trolls are sexy
i dont know about you guys but id fuck a troll
right after a creeper and danny devito
and some thicc water molecules
Shrek and Danny devito combined is my fetish
same duude
like for real
the swamp man and the TRASH man
Who wants to see my true form?
troll
sure
like that spell fairy gotmother cast on fiona
Here it is....
at day pretty at night sexy
Fudge
MMM YESS
omg so hot
Thank you thank you
u single?
I tried xD
that smexy old man is my idol
id smash
I am
i wanna be like him when im old no lie
Thank you thank you
are we talking about dani devito rn
hes my spirit animal
u wot
we can
isnt he smexy?
he is
hes the ***TRASH MAAN***
Absolutely
totally
The old man in a school girl outfit is my true form
hes my wet dreams
I am sorry to lie to all of you. xD
sugoi
ok guys i have a surprise for you in cancer
Ooooo
I am going to cancer rn
what type of cancer will it be?
give me tentacle cancer
^^^
Enjoy.
Thanks...
โค
I need to bleach my eyes now.
ill draw myself on it
or paint the minion green
You know you secretly liked it
better
i love it
thats what i like to hear
mmm
Jesus, I think I made some new internet friends
aww
~~and i am secretely a woman~~
THE DECEPTION
@Squeaks WE DONT SPEAK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
did you know that elephants cant jump?
sick right
They are too big
imagine jumping elephants
Holy shit is that Sarcastro
@Squeaks boi. you better be careful.
imma peg you
and
`an adult elephantโs penis (the largest penis of any land animal) has an average length of 6 feet (1.8 meters).`
If you do, please film it
mmm insert it in my
in my fucking belly button lmao
I'm sorry man, I gotta make puns.
Bruh xD
tho i preffer whale penis
pfft
they cant scratch your back using their penis
What do you think about Walrus Toku?
w8 is that a joe mama lemmi google it
@MrPeabody 57
oh yeah hes sexy
the rus in walrus means russians
which means walruses are always drunk
@SilverShadow be a man and sell your limbs
*mind blown*
i can sell come if you want
but i want some real friendship for it
pls
am begging u
I am concerned
man i am a successful no-life
I have work guys
I will see you all in hell
โค
may the force be with you
I have work in an hour
i have sunday in an hour
I dun wanna go to work Dx
what do you do in work?
I fake nice
I work at a 'gourmet pizza' restaurant.
For 6+ hours
Most gamers don't care abour politica untill it effects them
lol is that a hobby?
I'm a cashier
Super cool
Super fun
"just lay down and take it easy" - Mr Peabody 2019
"let the muscles relax a bit. then you relax... take it easy" - Mr Peabody 2019
"i do shit... always... all the time ... anyone" - SleepySilver 2019
"... with... uhhh... and... uhhh... and....spokesperson... umm.... uhh... umm... uhh... i dont watch any of those videos" -aodhanrenman 2019
"i do watch those videos" - Mr Peabody 2019
Anyways, goodbyes for reals. โค
Have fuun
let your time be worth it
You tell em
and since im sick my dad went today and bought me a lolipop <3
it was a yummy lolipop and im happy
someone once said that the ones who are happy most constantly and laught without a reason are the most lonely ones
Bro what the fuck are you saying
bro i dunno
<:repfedora:279423798971990027>
why dont we talk more
Uh idk
meh i gotta go to sleep
bye fellas
Cya
@aodhanrenman are you still on those pain meds?
But bro
@MrPeabody it could also be noise cancellation rather then internet
tell him
ic
discord's noise cancellation
shit on my dick, yโall
k
btw i never left
moon your dick already has too much shit on it
is that oof ot not oof?
hot
that is the question
"im very flexable" - SleepySilver 2019
"its way more down then you think" - Mr Peabody 2019
"i know i can im reaching it right now" - SleepySilver 2019
<:Wooow:358717323257053186>
oh mai gawd that has a double meaning
im just very board and very tired
damn i was gonna send a pic of spongebob reacting but i cant
cant sleep tho
there u go
frick
ill just assume its the AuTiStIc SpOnGeBoB meme
<:urfookinded:632121331260850186>
if you cant sleep then do as i always do, imagine some great scenarios and realize they will never ever become reality
comfy
but i need sleep
not existential dread
@xTroubledxSoulx you're literally that monkey emoji
^
Ok ahmed
<:thenk:629067022789247026>
then keep telling yourself youre asleep
it will work
@xTroubledxSoulx go photoshop some more woman into your pictures
omg
@Toku17 doesnt work
then uhh pills?
cant not home
then run into a wall head first
il try
<:dabyiff:446949648683499520> I think troubled is just jealous that I turned out to be more of a chad than he did and I'm not even white
Ttyl gotta work
white people arent even #FFFFFF white
what whiteness is that
๐
i wont lie, this is me everytime i get a date
i am the one with the blue shirt
with people moving aroudn the world way more these days. races are becoming meaningless anyway
if you think about it, they always were but people are stupid and looking for differences
and ways to feel superior
but we all know, there is only one person who is superior to all
danny devito
well yeah. but stuff like religion will just replace race
Shut up neets
@xTroubledxSoulx what takes priority in the eyes of an incel like you i wonder?
color of skin? actual race? place of birth?
Fk off
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