Nice

you aren't open about your intentions

👀

I very much am

Alright fellas

Its been fun chatting

Im out

cya

Cya

Bye

my mouth spicy

Drimk milk

im lactose intolerant

eat milk

you very much have ulterior motives

you're paranoid

eat milk

dont talk to me

hey anja

poopie lole

don't talk to me

hey anja

poopie lole

I don't want your attention dani

ok anja

Why do I even bother?

damn bro

you good lmfao

Wtf is with anja

I think ptsd

F

F

thx to you

You're welcome!

fuck out

No thank you!

Fuck out headass

How do you “fuck out”.

?

Don't know but I sure am hungry for milk now

I’m going to eat some water

crunchy!

Ikr

im drinkin som cranberry juice

livin tha life

that shit bitter

Fuck I got a ear infection

This shit sucks

from the sound of dani's voice

Who?

that's pretty impressive considering he's never heard me before

Yeah

When i got out of surgery before christmas last year it had taken so long to do my CT scan afterward and the surgery was postponed for a few hours to begin with and I hadn't had anything to drink for like 25 hours and this LOVELY NURSE found me some CRANBERRY JUICE at like 10pm and it tasted like i was suckling god's own tiddy it was the best thing ever

so now i drink a lot of cranberry juice

Sick

dude cranberry juice is a punishment

This is actually cran raspberry

So fucken acid

oh that's different

Raspberry goes in

ok but cranberry juice is good

Raspberry tea GOAT

Nah cranberry juice has a pH of 2 or something

And that gives my tummy the rumblies

you give my tummy the rumblies

isn't it cute when someone still gives you butterflies when you're grown up :33

cant relate

you make me sick dani

sick to my bones

I think you've been sick Anja

Sick in your head

ONISION TRIED TO SEX MY DOG

my dogy put he paw on my foot

<#231946987585404930>

you're the transphobe so you're sick in your head

he is babey

nah I'm sick in the sack bro

don't talk to me you're disgusting

ok uhlee

I should get lobster

fucking drunkie

that's a good idea yeah

tf is a drunkie

I honestly can't believe you're still talking

nothing wrong with the term drunk

I'm gonna take your ass to court

i have a fear of drunk people

ok I'm gonna take your ass

by force

😼 😼

Hot

🤙

the only way I won't pursue legal action against you is if you star to carry around a potted plant and apologize to it constantly for wasting the oxygen it produces

I'm disappointed that it took you so many words to say that

that joke old

i'm seriou

K

not funny didn't laugh

i don't like you

k

and you are going to court

K

LOL

Who is going to court

me

I'm so sexy it's illegal

so sexy that you have *other people* post your selfie for you

I love donkey meat

me want porple

what u look like Anja

what

What you look like

I've posted selfies before

lol

so which one is actually you

you really are a complete rando this pissed off at me aren't you

you actually don't know who I am LOL

I know enough about who you are through the shit you communicate

regularly

uh huh

*My favorite cover band crystal shit*

Uh what's the court

Nevermind, that

🤸

When did this become an emoji

you're evil

you a little dramatic

I used to hate chapstick and then i started using burts bees and my lips have never been more soft and supple

🍛 BRO

What happened

literally I don't know what I did to this chick so I can't give you the receipts or whatever

Burts bees isnt gluten free 😅

it's kinda overpriced tbh

It sounds so pretentious but it's truuuu

I prefer the hemp chapstick

LOL

okay, when we're in court you'll figure it out

LMAO

I hope they dont take us to court

Uh what's the court

just dani

I going to court

Hey my names dani too, can I come?

no. she fucked over my life, you didn't

my sisters name is dani can she come too

My names danny can i come

How are you going to subpoena someone from another country jw

Dani the best dani

Which dani

What if I just stay quiet and go “oop” after every failed statement?

I'll tell you what

You can just go in my place okay

im dirty dan

we are not in another country

so what country are you in?

@Anja Winchester Zor-El you're trash

if we're in the same country lmao

usa

big baiter

Wait who’s gonna be the judge in this

anja the troll

good luck with that then

me because my name isnt dani

we are both in usa

fuck my guts hurt bruh

U okay

anja the troll

anja the triggered

anja the snail paced retard

anja the dani bad parrot

Please stop I'm getting sued

This can be used against me in court

Us Dani’s gotta stick together

Tfw holiday in Cambodia comes on after beach party vietnam

anja the shitty person

anja the bullshitter

anja the empty threat maker

anja the joke

you're forgetting one and it relates to your name

nah

🤡

🤡

she dont deserve that title

Why the fuc

My stomach hurting

anja the butt of a joke

yooooowch

anja the poopy head

<:doge:280634887109607425>

anja the snail paced typer

idk how to spell that onomatopoeia

yowch

legends say if you say poopyhead in the mirror the angry video game nerd comes to your door at 3 am

That doesn't look right

@Jester this is between me and dani

Onomatopoeia is right I think

if so take it to dm

Nah it's between everyone here

Then move it to private dms? LOL

stop clutter general with your bullshit

Since you choose to make whatever your problem is a public matter

people vs dani's

anja the retard

me:
Anja: I HATE YOU

anja the psychotic snail

She’s got something against Dani’s I tell you.

anja ay caramba

Dani: hey look at my Guinea pig

Anja: please die

More like

Lmao

"no wonder your guinea pig hates you"

Or alternatively Anja: You make me suicidal

Sometimes she customizes it

Bitcs

<:feels:280645240572870656>

she's like a AI bot

Lol

anja the npc

:^|

Dani bad

anja the borderline whore with pride

OOP

@Anja Winchester Zor-El give me quest bitc

you have been coming at me for months dani. stop asking why I hate you

anja my precious

anja the delusional one

why do you want my attention so bad

anja the secret admirer of dani

be honest

_wheezes_

I want a egg

I want you to leave me alone

I genuinely think that's what it Is at this point tbh

anja the snail who wants to bathe in salt

anja the retard who pings people she wishes to leave her alone

I think this person is just low-key obsessed with me

and is doing whatever they can to get my attention

yea and yet you're the one going to court

ehem

anja the empty threat maker

Tell it to the judge

im the judge and i say nothing

@Anja Winchester Zor-El ples let me turn my quest in

court is adjourned

anja the slime mind

im the court fool 🤡

Damn I didn't know it was the official roast of anja

anja the escargo

The court rules Anja guilty