I wish, but I'm the only competent batter on my team

Yea.

But I don't have a team to back me up it's just me getting baseballs thrown at my face

And it's cool cause I got people in the stands cheering me on but I'm like this isn't fun, can I stop?

Then I get ball 1 as the pitcher throws one that takes my foot out from under me

Haha he is

Tell him you're gay friend says he's a fag

Your

Yea I got some shit going on.

Dumb nigga always shows it so pink

pink is for fucking, grey/brown is for eating

oof

Truly a joke oozing with originality and amusement. I laugh, hahaha.

@Deleted User fite me

1 month later and i'll be the happiest person on Earth

@Deleted User nah fire me

O.o

you've been booned

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haxor

Sup

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IM ALMOST 20

GUYS

ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY

MAY 22

MARK YOUR CALENDERS

ZOMFG ITZ NUBBAE @nubbie

Hi there!

ZOMFG ITS BLAUNDEBAE ❤️❤️ @Blaundee

HI THERE

SARAH AHD NATHAN BROKE UP

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER

Sheeeit. I wish I was 20......again

oof

Wanna trade? Lol

ZOMG IT'S BB SISTER @nubbie

Happy early birth sissy!

No

THANK YOU BIG SIS @Grayzilla

@Blaundee yes go to school for me

yo guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXM65yCN7Qg

NOIDED

god james viech is the greatest fuckin comedian

veich

viech

idk

Gonna see Deadpool fuck u all

Infinity war was trash

ur trash

Hi best friend

Hi best friends

I'm your best friend Blaunds?

you mean im not??

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

❤

MUAH

I just didn't know the feeling was mutual

Anyways!

WELL YOU KNOW NOW!

READ A BOOK

RATHER GO TO THE GYM

LEMME JUST FINISH THIS PAPER WORK

Fine!

I'm so sick

FEVER?

I don't know I haven't taken my temp, but I have a gnarly cough

I cough so hard I get to the verge of vomiting.

oof

feel better best friend

Thank

Imma try

no vaps for the time being

Yea

For sure

kj

Hey, I mean, dick sucking aint never made anyone more sick.

Memed is a hamster with sentience

indeed

woah, exposed

Me mes are not cancer they are the cure

Memed is based off of wholesome memes

elaborate

good

but im tired cause i couldn't sleep oof

I'm sick

🤗

Same

emaS

Lolz

oof

No way

I think I'd like to have a gun if it was some absurd color.

Like teal or pink

My God, Deadpool 2 is freaking brilliant. Even better than the first. Not only did the movie push things with X force scene to the extreme, and with the roasting of Ryan Reynolds previous roles in Green lantern and as Weapon X (before credits scene), the subtle smackdowns of PC culture made me laugh hysterically. "Brown" panther lmao!

Good afternoon, comrades.

@Grayzilla There's actually places that sell real life gun "skins" and they look pretty cool. Pretty sure there's more than just camo

@Blaundee thats the gayest gun ive ever seen.

Ya know, Ive realized. Its nice to take a relaxing bath during storms, you either finish a nice bath and are relaxed or you die in an epic way whilst relaxing. Win win situation imo

try a dyi gun skin

with hydro dip, it isnt hard, and guarentee it will be cheaper than having someone "professionally" dip a gun in paint water

one part of me is happy i'm not born in south korea cause of conflicts with NK and also the school is so hard

then there's the other half of me that wants to be born in korea so i know korean and can eat korean food whenever the hell i want cause holy shit it's tasty

das me with japan

but nothin beats noice murican freedom

i can understand both sides on nk from

front*

although ive only heard begining of story, somethin with us sk military excesises and nk being like *wtf guys*

i can understand why we do the excersises, and understand why nk would feel a little left out after having believed full trust was achieved

and also understanding nk is prolly doin half this as a power hold kinda holdin the peace talks hostage

POOPO1!!!

holy fuck

new GOW drops an INSANE fucking bomb in the ending

im in fuckin shellshock from that game

what a fucking game

the most goty worthy game of all games

HOLY SHIT

omh we need the sequel

Big dick lightning man

Idk how I feel about my favorite mindless button masher becoming a mindless walking simulator

All the shit they could have done with god of war

They turned it into “cinematic masterpiece” critic bait

well yeah

but it was still an amazing game with amazing combat

but the idea is kratos isnt a mindless button masher anymore, hes a dad that wants to leave his past behind

haha ps4 fag

shot

god dammit why am i still mic muted

@Blaundee time to take out the trash

Cunt

Shut up

Dude

o7

thank

Jesus Christ. Thanks dude

I 💜 the mods

I just woke up

Hi ☺ 😊

owo

Lolz

SHH im sleeping

https://www.change.org/p/me-change-the-word-no-in-the-english-language-to-yesn-t/w?source_location=petition_show

Kratos doesn’t feel like the same character

BOI

>wakes up

>has 12 pings in the chat channel

>literally no pings to me here

feelsbadman

@Trovaa 😘 kiss

***oof***

hmm

i jus watched a cool documentary about a guy going into amazon to find stone age tribes and give them the cures to malaria, and learn the leanguage

yeah

theres a better way to explain it but i cant think of it

https://www.battlefield.com/news/article/battlefield-5-live-reveal-ten-things-not-to-miss

worthless fucing twitch whores

god these retarded fucking cam whores needa get raided and raped by autistic fags

@everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvLpxu2Dic

ayy

im mostly first

hahahahhahaha

whyyy

*dab*

Ayy

Quality content

A video!

Don’t @ me

@me

BILLYHUNTER69

Rekt

Ffs

<:nazi:235272942882258944>

This is the opposite of what I requested

Damn

He @ed everyone

He cant just @ everyone but you

Poor ed

Poor ed

Yeah poor ed.

battlefield 4 is best

BC2>BF4

Bf3 was best

BC2>BF3>BF4

M50 with red dot sight

UMP45, Tracer Darts, and Karl Gustav

NO VEHICLE IS EVER SAFE

have a keto and a vegan go on a date

My friend showed me a video of a customer shitting on the floor at tim's horton and throwing it at people

if anyone is interested

https://redd.it/8k07pe

odd

when did we let apes out of their cages

Who pinged me?

Who dafuq pinged me?!

Who’s the tiny little communist shit twinkle-toes mother fucker in here who just fucking pinged me?!

the sacred darkness will preveil

@Maxsimodem not me

wait... shit.

Fack you

lol

And your small dog

i dont have pets :(

please give me a furry

I’d get a pet, but I can’t afford that much watermellon

Aren’t I funny guys

🤔

I can do the stereotypes

I am alpha edgy male

Kill me

dumbass libtards screechin on twitter

some dumb bitch screeched at a guy responding to her tweet about passive barriers making it harder for women in esports

he was like "can you explain the barriers"

and the dumb bitch was like "OMFG REEEEE PARTIARCHY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU DUMB OPPRESSIVE BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

fucking murder these retarded worthless libtards

k

also ayyye

my first twitter block lets go

triggerin libtards lool

she blok me xd

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@Blaundee I went to the bank and asked for 50$ in cash and the bank teller was like “How would you like it?”

And I said

“In cash”

denominations

So yes I have questioned the nature of my reality and intelligence

She kept staring at me lmfao

well fuck

And then I finally realized what she meant

I walked out of the bank questioning myself

anytime i go to the bank and ask for a withdrawal in cash, they ALWAYS say, "in what denominations?"

She was literally like

“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT”

Not in denominations

Grammatically speaking, "how would you like it?" is confusing

Its also

Almost my bday

Just saying

Cough

COUGH

Im also taking my midterm that day

Love

It

hey now

I said

IM