I already dont like the smell of incense that much so lush is way too much

i was walking down some stairs and missed a step and fell down onto my leg

i get that

but its rather the store, not the products

ouch that sucks

Can always shop online

ouch

its fucked rn

all this lush talk makes me want to shower lol

are you bruised?

though I dont really care for products like soap and shit

like not broken but bruised

and i twisted my ankle this is just not my week

that sucks

blaundeee

youre so mean

wth is that

cripsy noodles with thai curry

ramen

oh nope

noice

it looks good

is that an egg

https://www.twitch.tv/bow2deathwish

This chat makes me want to have a luxury bath and also eat

i had ramen and a fucking chicken leg last night #livinglarge

I made roast chicken

@Miffens that would be amazing

😌

i want a bubble bath, sex on the beach and mashed potatoes

Whoooooa

Wut

I don't like sand in my potatoes

I make a mean sex-on-the-beach

sex on the beach is a drink correct

?

Yes

do you like cosmos @juwel?

https://twitch.tv/drunkjesustv

I make a mean meme queen

dude is a god

i like cocktails

@Deleted User U suc

im not talking about cock or sex rn @Sir Aggie

I don't really drink anymore so now my cocktails are v i r g i n

@juwel oshitoops

its fine

I succ

its a really yummy fruity cocktail

I know what it is, I was just thinkin of the other thing, its a good cocktail.

i dont know much about devil juice other then the fact that most beer is terrible

Devil juice

You're 14 don't think about alcohol

Lol

eh its whatever

Do you want to become illegal

im mexican soooo that ship has sailed

Oh

Explains the taco skillet

ima make some bomb ass cheesedip tomorrow im excited

Pet your cat more

but alcohol is good

we're also having fajitas soon

and thats what im doing now miffens

mamosa and fajitas there you go

7tkfa

I do like a fajita

ow shit i fell out of my chair

You are clumsy

yeah so ive been told

quesadillas with fajita meat are amazing

also tostadas

yall ever had breakfest burritos

Yesss

champagne and orange juice

you get tortellas, put some eggs and bacon

eggs bacon potatoes and you're set for the morning

and sausage

I need some 4am breakfast

nah bitch

you want

some good shit

i can give

sum good shit

everclear for breakfast

🙄

get some fuckin malt-o-meal

BOOM get ya tortilla rolls, get asiago and cheddar cheese, get bacon, get green pepper, get onion.
BOOM fry the bacon, whilst its frying put the shredded cheeses on tortillas, and chop up onion and greenpeper semi fine.
BOOOM take off the bacon, drain the grease, put bacon into tortillas with other ingredients, close tortillas.
BOOM fry the quasidillas untill slightly crisp and cheese melted

you are welcom

I am welcom

i have had many food gasms to that piece

I don't have asiago

So

Sadly

It'll be cereal

dont need asiago

those are just 2 cheeses i usually use

A recommended blend

asiago is strong enough that greenpeper doesnt overpower

boi you dont have fuckin malt-o-meal what kind of person are you

What's a malt-o-meal

omelette du fromageee

its amazing is what it is

Explain

its milled wheat

😌

Time 2 meme

👏

Hello I'm exist

U know what will convince conservatives that gender is a spectrum

If I bring up sex also being a spectrum hahaha right btfod

yo

😇

<:doge:280634887109607425>

Wow

Bow

Hahahahahahahahhahagahagahahahagagahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaagagahaha

<:doge:280634887109607425>

@Blaundee

<:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>

there should be a surver suggestions channel

lowkey

but tbh it might just be a bad idea bc half the ideas might just be trolling and/or memes

Yeah I'd like to be in more

Sup

Yo

o/

?

o/)

HOW TO FUCK UP MISERABLY

STEP1: FISTFIGHT YOUR DAD

Do i have to win

*FIST YOUR DAD

Yeah

same question

Winning catalyzes the rest of the events in the sequence

only fists or can I have a few sneaky kicks?

Keep it clean and by the books

where does my quest take me when I have downed my foe?

STEP2: Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s

salad dressing

of course.

Give give

🍼 here

Damn bitch iain asked for no titty milk

I'm sorry I didn't find the salad dressing emoji

I've failed my quest.

Then you are lost

That's okay.

🙆

😴

how do i do push to talk?

Hang on

A what?

I've turned it on

uhh

check your settings

Yeah

ive set it

are you on mobile?

but what button do i press to talk?

no

desktop

press them all

check your voice settings

Yeah

I just don't know which button to press in order to talk

the key you set..

Sorry.. i'll figure it out

you can do it

Ive done it

have you?

My icon is turning green when I press it

i just got an email asking for picture of my poop

for $50

LOL

Easy money if legit

Do it

Well, i thought it was a troll, he's not trolling

hell yeah, i'll take a picture of my poo lmfao!

maybe he wants to analyse it

free health check

for $50

benevolent poop collector

i'm more disurbed that he potentially 'gets off' to that

that is nasty as fuck

ew

are you flattered

yeah

lol, i wouldn't say flattered more like confused on how a fetish like that develops

"hey. i'm really attracted to your poo"

who did this to him

i would ask

but get the money first

i could probably pick of my dog poo, put it in the toilet, and he wouldn't know the difference

not only to have the fetish but to actively try to buy specific human poop

of course, i dont' sell my feet pictures unless they pay first lol

that's a lot

is it the same as buying someone dinner

i'd rather by dinner than poo picus and feet, lol

both are icky

makes me feel a little less strange

i had a girl offer to suck on my toes once

via snapchat

I wish I could sell pictures of my poop for $50. But on the flipside, I’m also kind of glad no one cares that much about my excrement.

i thought she was trolling...

why would you want a toe in the mouth

ever

If I could sell the poop pictures but not have to deal with crazy people, that would be the best.

idk, its gross to me

I consider that a 'bad day'

i asked her about it to explain how she's into it

and

what did she say?

she said it wasn't a sexual thing, but rather something she wants to do to people she looks up to?

I'm not kidding

not sure if i believe that

“he” - sounds suspicious

I've encountered people like that

don't give them your toes

i meant she

well did you let her suck your toes?

i woudln't let someone suck on my toes

ah

i don't care who it was

do you know how hard it would be for me not to cry in laughter

how many would she do at once

LOL

yeah it would tickle alot

What if it was sommer ray?

not even sommer ray

Theoretically would there be a price someone could pay you for that though. (I am not interested in doing it. Just asking for curiosity’s sake.)

hahaha

just the middle one? Or like focus on the big toe

I don't need to know this technique

would you suck sommer rays toes tho

I'm sure there are a lot of guys who would want to suc kon sommer rays toes

I wouldn't.

Toes, feet, are icky to me

Sommer Ray's dms must be.......

I am also not a feet person.

what about footjobs

I wouldn't put my own foot in my mouth either

no footjobs eithers

with some sexy stockings or something

i don't even like boobjobs, so no footjobs either

i feel sorry for you

no unnecessary jobs pls

^

okay, actually going to bed now that responded to the email about a picture of my poo