stop

Ew.

Mhnnnn blue waffles.

*NOOO*

I made my mum google blue waffles

Lmao

Blue(berry) waffles

How about red ones?

When I was 9, my cousin forced me to watch 2 girls 1 cup

I unfortunately have only normal waffles 😦

he was like; dude dude this is funny

Red(berry) waffles

idk why I'm gaining weight

Imophel

https://www.dessertnowdinnerlater.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Red-Velvet-Waffles2.jpg

If you’re a Jew speak Hebrew rn

A red waffle.

sucking pennies up your nose

I think I just got type two diabetes looking at that

my nose is too small for penises

אני שונא כושים כושים

אני שונא כושים כושים

אני שונא כושים כושים

אני שונא כושים כושים

I’m a white cis male

Wrong

This is Hebrew

**I want a red waffle now**

Hi, welcome to First National Bank. How can I help you?

Ah.

Hahahahaa

luckly, the banks are ownd by us 2

@Sir Aggie why you hating on my triple chins

@Mary is Supergirl#5051 Here, I got a knife, maybe we can trim it up.

"Hello, this is (insert fake virus cleaner application here) customer service, how may I take your order?"

Please

Maybe cut the fat out please

Do you have a vacuum too?

if you have belly fat, you can make it into a slimer from ghostbusters

Ooooo

Please I love slimmer

Slimer

Idk how to lose weight as a vegan :C

Exercise

*STOP EATING PLANTS YOU MURDERER*

coz all I eat is fruits and veggies

And don’t eat soy

I exercise

You need to eat breakfast everyday

You need to exercice

I'm a qualified PT

ew breakfast

*Never ever ever miss breakfast if you want to lose weight*

I eat breakfast

Sorry.

I wasnt looking.

Fattie.

Hey sexy

Hi fav.

the only acceptable woman on this discord.

Lol

hiya

i actually really need to start working out more

Imophel don't act like you don't love my aussie accent

Aint.

Lyin.

Aussies are my shit too.

I have a gym membership and there’s a gym at my work

Dey got the meanness.

i have a whole gym setup in my basement, i used to use it all the time and use my schools gym when i was in cross country n stuff

i got lazy, gotta get back into it though

who needs gym when you have cotton balls and apple cider vinegar

and your favorite finger

(jk dont starve yourself, thats bad)

I feel like I look pragnet

you probably feel like you look worse than you actually do

thats how most people are

yep

In terms of miss "Fatty mc attention attention."

its a normal thing to be very self-critical

My stomach was flat then my PT put me on a 3000 cal diet

and I gained fat

I just got back down to 74kg

if only i was able to gain fat

I was 58kg when I started powerlifting

im around 58 right now

I'm also 5"3'

my bmi is almost obese

but I dont feel that fat. just annoyinly fat

in the tummy

you dont look fat, but guess youre very small

bmi is kind of a shitty measure, though

Perpee

today, rickroll is 10 years old

Ur girlfriend is 10 years old

how did you know

did she escape again?

...

Nahmen Jayden, FBI

lol

'take a seat over there'

Sup

<:workersunite:279040933759025152> hello<:workersunite:279040933759025152>

Who let a red in here?

That's not what Nahmen Jayden says

sharing is caring, yall

<:workersunite:279040933759025152> <:workersunite:279040933759025152> <:workersunite:279040933759025152> <:workersunite:279040933759025152>

best system ever

yall

Ugh

Allahu Ackbar

*KALINKA*

KALINKAA*

grossssss, i found out my stores holiday hours for nov/dec

on thanksgiving ill get to work 5pm-1am

and then probably 8am the next morning for black friday

7 hours doesn’t sound too bad.

Unless it’s retail / catering

Then you should quit

but getting home at 2 to wake up at 6 for an 8 1/2 hour shift the next morning at 8

its best buy

Oh god

There is magic in the splendor and desire to surrender.

customer service at best buy, to be specific

Or you could quit

make decent money tho

Every moment we're together makes me hope it lasts forever

and thats all time and a half

plus bonuses

I work at a coffee shop and we have thanksgiving/christmas off

we have to be open, because of competitors

I had to turn down a job managing a cinema a couple of months back... pretty gutted

if 2 or more listed competitors are open, we have to be open too

and 1 of the listed competitors is a 24 hr store -_-

so

Double you get paid double?

Since it’s a holiday technically

holidays are time and a half

our normal salaries are pretty decent though

and they give me 39 hour weeks since im still technically part time but i ask for as much as possible

im switching to full time once the new position opens up in january

Pee pee master

Nice

I've always wanted to work in retail, but theres this ONE shop i want to work at. But you have to be 18 to work at it

Theres a grocery store, but everyone i know works there and its awkward

I tell all my friends and they never believe me

They all think I've finally lost it completely.

That coffee time episode was nice, he should always do them high.

```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

```The bible should be one sheet of paper
and on that sheet of paper it should say,
"Try not to be a cunt"
```

thats kind of hard yknow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7AgXwCJeI8

My thoughts and preys are with you

@Blaundee look in cancer

so

my boyfriend said I'm cancer

...

@Bambi you are depressing lol

why

I'm bubbly

Lol are you tho

but bubbly is the oppisite to depressing

Bubbly cancer

its coz I did a rap thing

its bad

XD

Oh dear

0:

Run away

I made spicy Death Grips memes in <#257355998065459200>

I have to go outside

I'm gonna have to pull an all nighter and finish all my homework.

That sucks @Deleted User

what do you do when youre sent a dick pic, an unwanted one

tell them to fuck off

send back a bigger one

not even fuck off, just block lol

my dick is half his size

i didnt say your own, just said a bigger one

ohhh

-q

```nimrod
1) Giant - Matrimony (lyrics) 3m 52s
2) NVDES - The Other Side 3m 47s
3) The xx - Islands (lyrics) 2m 44s
⬐ current track
4) POWERS - Heavy (Visualizer) 3m 14s left
⬑ current track
```

@Allan Murder

My dick is about

7 length

mines 4 meters

Lol

DID YOU KNOW, a whales penis is 4 meters?

Did you know

My dick pleases my boyfriend

He is very pleased by it.

I just took 800mg of caffeine, fuck me.

I cant have caffeine

i get jitters

Lol

most drinks with caffeine make me sick

My god, the jitters are horrible. If you give me a full glass of water, It will be spilled in a mili-second

It's not a drink

It's these pills I got from my granny. She takes one before she goes to work but I took f o u r n i g g a .

caffeine doesnt even do anything for me

like

energy-wise

idk

ESKEDDDIIIT

This ain't as bad as what I used to take though

ive had those caffeine pills like once at work and they didnt do anything really

did you knows theres a village in austria called 'Fucking'

theres also a town called placenta

The ones I used to take were called yellow hornets or some shit like that and they had 300mg of caffeine, and I used to take like 5 of them bitches and regret it 20 minutes later.

theres a town in my state called Accident

we have a sandwich, IL

fun town

I have.

Akron

And Columbus

Do yall have the best sandwichs?

Did Tyler the Creator record his song Sandwitches there?

actually theres one corner shop that has insanely good sandwiches

whos tyler the creator

My dad

Btw

I played the CoD WW2 campaign and it ain't half bad.

Reminds me of WaW

i kinda like it

I snatched it off my brother's Xbox account.

It's actually

Not that bad.

theres a few things that just feel ripped off from bf1 tho

Yeah

idkk, i still like it though

Bayonet charges my dude

Literally the exact same

lmao, yep

i like the war gamemode

*starts running* "Ah...Ah!...AAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

it can be hard af tho

```Hi there!
I love you, all!
Have a nice day, everyone!
```

but its surprising to me how glitchy the game is

normally the cod games arent ridiculously bad with glitches on release

But, I'm actually impressed with the campaign. It has a few memorable characters and has some actual personality and not just the standard Big Muscle dudes fight Evil Corporation/Government

you played any of the zombies yet?

It doesn't feel slapped on.

No, no I haven't.

i like it

im upset though, i was playing with my bf and 2 randoms and we got to round 24 and the host crashed

all that progress lost lol

Hahahahaaha

Classic.

Reminds me of Black Ops

we were in that game for like an hour or so too