The next one to post will die in their sleep

yo

congrats @Tpyo

Im happy with it

Yeah, at least he doesn't have to suffer

wait wtf I wanted to die in my sleep

damn it susan

@Tpyo

***'-'**?

@nubbie same

OK, whoever posts next will also die in their sleep

Can someone sing me a lullaby?

no really tho why am I up..

i recommend "no surprises" by radiohead

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what kind of nsfw group are we talking about?

stop endorsing your channels

lmao

Hell

That's the nsfw group

Lol

Hi sarai~

@Sarcastro nuu

Unless it's a rule

Hai hai

@Satan it is a rule

I feel really fucked up today

Oh shit

I'll stop

"No promoting other discords in main chat"

Sorry forgot

The mods are gonna get u

slide into peoples DMS

Slide into my dms

And they're gonna slide their dicks down

Sarai is underage

What Denzel said

<:prxGasm:342820758470393857>

I'm gonna tip you to FBI

you sick fuck

x'D

<:ANGRYCRY:342820718104281091>

Anyone on here is most likely a pervert >u>

im gonna insert my tip in your mouth boi

_I am a grown up child_

Endure Sarai, just a few more months

@LepiTheGhost its me

And sorry mods don't kick me pls

Hi satan

Is this my quas?

Lol

well I guess its time to start taking tranquilizers again

Is it?

Ily quas

its not Quas

Oh

Quas is blocked and this one is not

I don't bother in remembering people's user number

That makes me sad then

I remember only the numbers of those I care about

1494

5532

9507

i dont even remember my number

not my discord number

but my phone number

I'm flattered

Lol

welp

Chat machine broke

I sent quas a FR

Quas be out there dabbing on the haterz

Drinking 5% alcohol vodka smh

xD

5%

what the fuck

Oh my

Ik

One time my mom got stuck somewhere and I was like "you should have called me" and she replied "I never thought I need to remember your number"

I knew he was a faggot, but this is heresy

It's so...

Lmao

Quas is a gril

no he's not

My girly

How do you know huh?

Yes she is

he never posted a selfie

so he is a guy

Uhm no

Lol

IS THAT FOR REAL

What really?

WHO HAVE I BEEN TALKING TO ALL THIS TIME?

oops

laso rule 30. There are NO girls on the internet.

I'm so

Confused

Tru

Ye I'm a shemale

I lowkey have a dick

IM SO CONFUSED

Wow

Wow

IS SATAN QUAS? IS QUAS NOT A GRILL?

Honestly I dont care if Sara and Sarai have dicks or not

marry one, adopt the other

What?

I am the daughteru

I'm not quas

Who is quas

O

And I'm a girl

Kill me

Satan is not quas

Satan is not blocked, he's cool

Confirmed

Satan isn't quas

whoooooooooooooo cares

you know nothing in life is permanent right guys?

for all you know, i could have 6 accounts here

i could be talking to myself

Sarcastro is jewish

this is @Quas

Ok

you cant take these things seriously

Ok

just have fun with it

Ok

Ok

Glad we got a common ground

yeah guys, sarai is actually my second account

i bamboozled all of you

I am jewish though

Tru

I like having my lowkey dick teased

thats exactly what i would write

Actually

I'm me

You know why?

No, you're my pupil

no, I'm me

CAUSE I'M NOT A SNITCH

But i am a snitch, for i did snitch on myself too

good times, good times

Nintendo Snitch

That's Deznal for you

thats exactly what i would write

you see guys, you cant bamboozle the bamboozler

@Sarai go vc

Why do we call a catfish a catfish

because you think its a cat

Because they have organs that look like cat whiskers.

but its actually a fish

I was catfish before

i had friend who was a catfish

he was catfishing other people, not me

he got a lot of money out of it

@Sarcastro rn?

ye

***;-;*** i just lost time

If I go vc now all you guys are gonna hear is a pastor

Or is it called a priest

I want to hear a pastor/priest

This is what happens when you live with your parents

Tell him

also why do you go to church on friday and saturday?

Satan was right

It's like a 3 day assembly

What type of church do you go to?

My mom just scolded me for being on my phone smh

Jehovas witnesses

Oh no

Oh yes

Jehovas... omg

Go dark until its funished Sarai

Dark?

I mean dont let your mom notice that youre chatting with smart and nice looking men while the priest is still indoctrinating you

go door to door and ask people to join your religion

"smart men"

what are you, fucking gay?

no, fuck you

I love Sara (MAD)

lmao

"smart and nice looking men"

~~nah~~

there are 3 things wrong with that

smart

nice looking

men

Rofl

The only faith anyone needs is ***kingdom Hearts***

JWs are fun to mess with ... just tell them that you already have a God, and he's better than theirs. His name is Satan, and he said they'd be coming.

thats a lame thing to say

Kh best

"hahaha SATAN, get it im funny"

Lmao

Edgy

if i were JW, id just roll my eyes

Meh, it drove away the Mormons when I did it.,

say, have you ever asked your parents on how there is only room for 125000 people in heaven

but there are about a million JWs?

man, you should respect the beliefs of my student

or I will find you

I'm 60 but look like I'm in my 30's thanks to my faith kingdom Hearts

and I will ruin your family

I mean

I'm 69, and i look like im 96 thanks to my ageing cream

They used to be my beliefs

But now I just don't know

I've turned athiest thanks to human BS with religion.

You can join me in my religion though

Cubism

I keep being more critical of my religion and I have to keep quiet

And then I got introduced to the skeptic community, and I had no logical way to defedn the existance of God, so...

cubism?

isnt that what Pablo picaso made?

nah

OUT THE WINDOW GOD WENT! 😃

its about the Cube

so....

Pablo Picaso?

In fact, that's how I got introduced to Mr. Repzion.

The dogmas are
1) The Cube is despair
2) All is meaningless in the end, so the most meaningless thing to do is give up
3) Be a nice person to other people

look mate, i dont mean to be rude

but if Picaso was alive

you would have a lawsuit incoming

I'd fuck his artistic bum

nah boi, rich boi Picaso stuck up to the fascists

he aint afraid of no boi like you

Did he coin the term cubism, or is that just what others called his art?

Idk if there's a god now, I still sorta believe sometimes but I think I'm more leaning towards agnosticism know

K bye gyus my mom got angery at me

bye sarai

ok, the other name is Zetsubouism

*hug Sarai*

my religion is the absurd

My grandparents are atheist, my father married my mother that so religious also a cunt

@Sarai I'm sorry that there is no God, but that doesnt mean there is no benefit in a community

if you deny the absurd you are committing spiritual suicide

for example the mormons help each other a lot

I had no choice as a kid when came what to watch and read ***'-'***

The Mormons help other people alot too.

i did have a choice on what to watch and read

I have a lot of mormon friends

total bros

I help them out when I get a chance

but i came to my atheism thanks to socrates quote

"all i know is that i know nothing"