I bought Minecraft Story Mode

Acknowledge me

I tend more towards games that have characters that I can sexually objectify. (And games with knives and crossbows).

You're telling me blocks aren't sexy

Garrett from Thief is sexy, Ruvik from The Evil Within is sexy.

Evil Cole is sexy, Alex (virus) Mercer is sexy.

Steve from Minecraft is sexy

Alex (virus)... who the fuck Calls him Virus?? Also Heller was ok

The virus was called the Mercer virus and the game said that Alex was the virus.

Heller was too human, and he had a kid, I don't like kids.

@carlsbad good luck on the exam bro

Dealte sytem 32 pls

2-D is back.

you are virus

Who?

that is the q

Yoooo

Yo

Poop

hiya

Happy Monday 🖕

I hate mondays lol

Mondays are evil. Almost as evil as mornings

Soooo can I get your opinion on something...?

heyyy

OMG Mrrepzion is online

yeah

normal

I've never seen that happen before 😉

Meant to do 😂

Then again I'm new

WAIT

Mr.Repzion does giveaways here?

sometimes

Oh okay

That's nice of him 😄

<:workersunite:279040933759025152> <:nazi:235272942882258944>

tfw people try to 1up you when you briefly talk about your situations, rip

We have a fanboy incoming!

Tfw when people tell u their life story and their complete strangers

This happens to me almost on a daily basis

I guess I have an approachable face lol

"pls dude i'm not your therapist, but I'm flattered"

Life stories from strangers are so awkward.

Yeah right??

There was this random lady that came in my work inquiring for training, and she was telling her life story about how she was on a TV show and that people are looking for her. She sounded insane

~~And that woman was never seen again~~

^^^

😂

She actually called me yesterday on my work phone

😄

And she's like, I need a career n stuff but I need to save money. I'm like.... ok well all me back when you do have money and we can go from there

The training is all out of pocket fyi

I had to cut her off cuz she was going to tell me her story again lol

She does sound crazy, ick

hey

would anyone want to send me some nudes

??

😉

You wouldn't​ want to see mine anyway

Monday was ruff

y

Bow wow ruff

dog ruff ?

Lassie

Come home

no

Fine, we're changing the locks on the dog door

good

Christmas is cancelled

And you're being put down

good i gate it and you

hate

Hehe

2-D is back.

idc

Rude. Lol

Veggy patty is here!

Yeah!

im savage af nigga

I'm no nigger.

NiggA

I am a nigglet

sureeeee

Sueeeeee, pig

The Legendary Super Nigglet!

hah geyyy

What does that make you?

Gey fierri

I am the Legengary Super Gay!

Tru

I could go for some juicy penis.

taste your own then

And some squishy titties.

wat

taste your own then

I don't have tits!

Prove it

Why?!

Otherwise you might be lying

true

I'm not lying!

Prove it

No!

gey

Liar

I don't need to prove anything.

Filthy hobises

Fail

meh name jeffery

Hobitses

Hobises?

damn right

That's the English spelling

What is that?

YOUR MOM

Hobbbbbbbbittttsays

What even is that?

@Deleted User Your mother!

FINE HAVE HER

Hugh Mungus what?

Sexual harassment!

IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT

SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!

HUGH MUNGUS WHAT

i need to poo

lit

I'm heading into work, and I don't want to go any longer

@Thresh Can I watch?

gey

@Deleted User You know it!

true

I can send a pic

Yes!

No

Yes!

I don't want it

please no

Maybe?

Yes!!!

cancer

Majority wins

Soz

Yes.

Don't listen to 2d he has no eyes

Democracy wins, sometimes

Awww.

Lol

I wanted to see a hot chick take a dump.

Did you ever go to sleep?

Ok im gonna smoke some weed and play some vidya gamez

NOICE

@Thresh And then poop?

@Thresh not a chick

Yes im a dude

Fuck!

Every time!

🐔

LMAO

like everyone knows that

Even gawd noes dat

except the ones who dont

why do people assume im a chick

Like me.....

@Thresh Avatar equals gender and Sex

^^^^

apparently

they think what they want you to be

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

@Thresh please be my gf

if i was a chick i wouldnt be so godly at healing

id just be average

Be mine!

NAH BRUH YOU WOULD HAVE NICE JUGGS

sorry i only want chapmaer in my life

Have MERCY on me

plz have mercy on my soul

get fucked gaybois HES MINE

I have no soul

Sold it for a bucket of 🐔

@Deleted User You do get the irony, right?

and i have hep c

Rep c

and i do get it

pREPeration H

repititis z ion

Titties!

true

pREPerations a through g were complete failures

also true

🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️s!

gw

fgt

apparently im a fire bender

Fgt?

i bend that fire into the cone

lit

Can I be a fire bender?

I bend air, because you take my breath away

I personally like pornhub

Like Zuko?

you're too young soz

@mee Nazi

NO

^_^

narrrr

Shhhhhh

Dovah

You are hidden in plain sight

Please can I be like Zuko @Thresh?

Holy shit!

dovahkin

It's pewds!

he would be able to afford to be a patreon

dont belive him

Be my fuck buddy pewds!

@mee why are you ruining yt by placing ads on hate videos?

eww

Do you hate freedom?

I hate fags

@mee Is it true that you have weird sex dreams about Hitler?

wow eddgy

Sweden and its communist agenda has warped your soul

@Deleted User I'm a fag.

@Deleted User what up Cousin?

lol

#NeverForgetSwedenDid911

wait wat

Homeless people should buy homes

people in wheelchairs should just walk

Yes

Lazy fucks

Women should just have a penis

wattttt

poor people should just get money

Rich people should give their money away to poor homeless women in wheelchairs with penises

I'm too proud of that

deaf people should learn how to hear

Important skill that is

cancer patients should just get rid of their cancer

Rich people should pay for my virginity to be lost!

Then how would doctor's make money?

What?

how would preists make money?

@vegeta i offered that already

@Deleted User Dude or a chick?

both

Deal.

Preferably not gey secks

Preferably just a chick.