independence day

Ew

It ain't bad if you're just there for the whitehouse blowing up.

When does the Animal Crossing Halloween thing start

welp, it's 3:18 pm ct for me, which means the kids are getting dressed for halloween.

time to turn off the lights to make them think the house is abandoned!

Spook

That'll spoop the kids, parents especially.

Spooky days

I'm on candy duty all night. For trick or treaters. I always am since I'm usually stuck with that duty every year, seeing as I live alone. And no one ever shows up. At least I get the candy for myself the next day.

op

I'm taking my brother out

i'm on candy eating duty because we never actually have trick or treaters

Sounds like last year

still have to get candy though because "just in case"

All I did was sit by the door and play randoms on Skullgirls all night

They always go to the houses across the street but apparently these apartment buildings are off limits.

I've lived here for seven years and have had one person ever show up.

oh

I'm treating myself to a Pizza Hut delivery tonight. It's not really the best pizza in town but I don't really care about that. I get it for their wings. Which I love.

Any wings are gooood

"treating myself" and "pizza hut" should never be in the same sentence imo.

Its the wings.

If you want the best pizza in town, that'd be from one of the conveneince stores.

There's two that are good here. One has better toppings the other has better sauce.

Both better than Pizza Hut pizza but no place in town has wings that even come close to being as good.

That's it for choices. Small town.

dominos pizza and pasta

my life is made complete with them

Too small for a dominos. Only about 6,000. Barely anyone here but I like it.

Emme

Meme

The power of the meme must not be diminished

Yeah same

@Dick Kickem, Dominos is the only Pizza join in Israel that has pepperoni as a topping.

wat

thats kinda hilarious

why?!

Jews

Yup.

Well, the Jewish religion to be exact.

Their excuse: It's unholy to mix milk and meat together.

Also pork isn't allowed iirc

All types of pig meat is not allowed.

Send them underwear made of bacon. See how they take that.

Send them bacon candy

There is no place that sells bacon.

Pizza hut has bacon stuffed crust pizza. Send them that. Internationally. Worth it.

Again, not in Israel.

Ruining the joke, yo.

It's almost midnight.

Shove it in a carryon

My brain goes wen wen at that time.

Hi.

Hi.

I haven't talked to my dad in 8 years.

Well, I haven't talked to my dad in more 16 years + half a month.

Chill.

I am.

Just sleepy as fuck.

So yeah...

Have you considered the natural phenomenon known as sleep?

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Happy daddy?

2. And not spending time with my boyfriend?

Well there's like.. tomorrow and shit

He lives in Argentina and I live in Israel.

I see.

He's 5 or 6 hours ahead of me.

Louie CK is funny.

Who?

Louie CK.

And who's Louie CK?

Comedian

Yes.

I see.

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No cause that would be gay

good answer

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