*no adult labour either*

My boyfriend Will do it if I ask

I demanded boobs, and you gave me money!

*If you don't write me in your will, i'm suing.*

Do it

I'll be her lawyer

*shes fucked.*

Go head. Sue me

I know law

Nothing is in my name :3

Your bank account is

So you can sue me.

But I ain't got shit

Go head

*Fine, we'll just order out a hit on you.*

You can do that.

I'll perform the hit

I know guns

*we'll order out a hit on your boyfriend.*

But remember you sue me for my accounts you sue me for the near 1000 dollar credit card bill

I can perform thr hit on him

*we'll order out a hit on trunks, and have trunks carry out the hit.*

^

I know boyfriends

You would.

*Gay as a two dollar bill.*

I'm bi

*I bet you're also diesel.*

I'm petrol

... and you expect to get mercenary work that way?

*pathetic.*

Petrol is extremely underestimated

Did everyone leave?

Yes

How much money will I get for rubbing your feet?

All the money in my pocket

How much is that?

Pajama pants don't have pockets. So all the money my uncle gave me for Christmas

How much money?

A 50 cent coin

No feet rubs then

Fine

Kids need more money for work

We deserve minimum wage!

I only make like 11.50

More than us!

Fight me

I've been there for 3 years

You wanna fight?

Can we fight after my nap

Sure

A death match.

Okay

I'll be sure to lose

You will

I'll make sure of it.

Wait

Someone dies in a death match right

Yes

Kay.

You are gonna die

I'll make sure of it

I won't even fight back

Why?

I want an actual fight

Nah. This is easier to die

No

I'm not going to kill you without an actual fight

Well boo

No death match

So you give? Just like that?

Yes

Cool. I win

Night

Night

*incredibly gay.*

^^^^^^^^^^^

Bored again

*Bey Blade: Let it rip!*

*Having a Baby: Let it rip!*

What's up

Anyone alive?

Whats up 😊

Alive here

I think.

Nothing much, you?

Just being bored haha

*why is everyone bored*

Ah, I see. You must do something.

*jesus, stop telling everyone you're bored, and just do something.*

hi

Oh damn okay o.0

Well then.

Ah, hey @VampireKittenQween Sleep well?

*It's like a cry for attention*

Wait, two queens?

meow, yeah.

I am suspicious now.

*"i'm too lazy to entertain my self, some one entertain, like i'm some kind of special princess!"*

Glad to hear it.