He'll teach you how to get all the ladies

tru

Uhh

because meddle really needs help there

Why would I need another lady

You have a lady?

I have the answers to my science text book

And you were hitting on me?

How dare you

How can that fucker get a girlfriend

amy is hoe

no u

wrekt

I am a hoe: (

Who's your lady? Meddle

I don't have a girlfriend, just a lot of friends with benefits

Okay ew

LOL

More fun for you

the catch is hes gay

HAHA

he's a pig

like all men, am i right amy?

Lol

That's right charlie

amen sister

Well if I stuck with one of them right

We don't need men
👋

First thing I know they'll do

try to lock me in

fuck men when we have us girls

girl power ✊🏼

THAT'S RIGHT

HEAR ME ROOOOOAR

Fuck all you men and your tiny dicks

^

You ever been in a relationship where the person is desperately trying to save it? Even though it's been failing for the past 2 years...

Yeah

no

that's why I hate dating

Lol na. My last relationship was short, because he was a bitch

my last relationship was

well considering what you told me he does

Hey guys, quick social question

Why the fuck do people keep sending pics with the words "streak" on snapchat?

Never @carlsbad

no clue

You never had one

yes this was the joke

I dont use Snapchat, because I'm not a kid

I'm white

I use snapchat

And I can rap

Well see someone convinced to get it and I fucking hate it

like with a passion

so delete it

Delete it

Ok

amy don't steal my ideas

thank you

I have it

I felt like giving it a chance but it's too fuckin garbage.

We think a like Charlie.. that's why you're my little girl

wot 😳

Charlie is a girl

He is now. I adopted her

So now Charlie is a girl

I didn't agree to this

If I'm adopted can I be a Sunbeam Toaster?

can i be a poptart toaster

Unless Charlie wants to be a boy

only used for poptarts and nothing else

You know how this generation is

I wanna be a couch

Okay

I'll sit on you all the time

Because I'm lazy

aww yea

Ok, I guess I'm just nothing

And a couch potato

Meddle

Be whatever you want

Ok

meddle is the air we breath

I'll be United Airlines Flight 93

The caps person is back

I just memorized the entire lyrics to You're Welcome ;3;

Quat

nubbie?

Yes

They like caps

And that's ok

I've been obsessed with the Moana sound track-

damn amy takin out the claws tonight

Hnnnng

Meddle so you like to beat up people

:((((((

Whats wrong nubbie?

no u ((((((((

*everything-*