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But my insurance is gonna cost 180 a month... hmmm what's more important? Health insurance or Asian snacks? *asian snacks*
it's the obvious choice fam
Lol yeh
Asian snacks
Cancer is the most important
Hmmm
fuck insurance anyways
You guys so young.
Why is health insurance so expensive here in Cali fml
I'm literally old enough to be yo mommas.
I said, can you make my order with another jalapeno on the extra side of that with us alteno on the side? I don't forget the Jason with that. And I would like another side of the Weybrew as well.
Lol it's ok to be older
Insurance companies are a fucking scam
ur a scam
I'm a scam
I really hope you guys get ~UHC soon.
no shit dick tracy tell me something I didn't know
no ur a catfish
oooooooooooooh
damn
kittenfish?
amy not you
Lol
now that i think about it
your profile pic kinda looks like a fish
FEEEEEEESH
Gee thanks
:(
"Cries"
not you, nerd
Oh
Jk
>jk
I don't cry
neither do i
Thats right, crying is for the weak
just kidding fam
I don't cry, I just take long showers...
I know
I heard meddle cries all the time
uhhh
I have several questions
damn fam why you gotta put meddle on blast like that
Sorry
Someone had to say it
Sometimes I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.
But I don't cry
sometimes I take showers
I like hot showers
oh
that's good
we're all so alike
Sunny Leone
Yeah we should hangout some time
I also sleep sometimes
ME TOO
Sleep? Never heard of it.
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
k
I started to read that, but got bored and stopped
Yeah too long
lmao so much effort
It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.
nah he's just copying and pasting
Navy Seal Copypasta translated to Russian --> English --> Greek --> English --> Portuguese --> Icelandic --> Portuguese --> Zulu --> Serbian --> Somali --> Uzbek --> Hungarian --> Korean --> Arabic --> Basque --> Greek --> Polish --> Dutch --> Welsh --> French --> Hebrew --> English
of course
it's copypasta
or some shit
Yeah
are you hacking my computer
meddle stop hacking me
Hi
bye
He's not responding
He's up to something
it's cause he's hacking
Igggger
meddle is typing
Oh gosh
shhh
That took a while just for him to say shh
yeah
๐ค
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I don't think we should trust him
Oh
i trust no one
Oh
yes
Ok
Same
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perhaps
I trust. Ooo e
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There
so
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