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2017-04-25 23:51:20 UTC

what

2017-04-25 23:51:50 UTC

But my insurance is gonna cost 180 a month... hmmm what's more important? Health insurance or Asian snacks? *asian snacks*

2017-04-25 23:52:01 UTC

it's the obvious choice fam

2017-04-25 23:52:20 UTC

Lol yeh

2017-04-25 23:52:29 UTC

Asian snacks

2017-04-25 23:52:41 UTC

Cancer is the most important

2017-04-25 23:52:52 UTC

Hmmm

2017-04-25 23:52:58 UTC

fuck insurance anyways

2017-04-25 23:53:01 UTC

You guys so young.

2017-04-25 23:53:09 UTC

Why is health insurance so expensive here in Cali fml

2017-04-25 23:53:10 UTC

I'm literally old enough to be yo mommas.

2017-04-25 23:53:22 UTC

I said, can you make my order with another jalapeno on the extra side of that with us alteno on the side? I don't forget the Jason with that. And I would like another side of the Weybrew as well.

2017-04-25 23:53:28 UTC

Lol it's ok to be older

2017-04-25 23:53:29 UTC

Insurance companies are a fucking scam

2017-04-25 23:53:47 UTC

ur a scam

2017-04-25 23:53:54 UTC

I'm a scam

2017-04-25 23:53:56 UTC

I really hope you guys get ~UHC soon.

2017-04-25 23:53:58 UTC

no shit dick tracy tell me something I didn't know

2017-04-25 23:54:01 UTC

no ur a catfish

2017-04-25 23:54:07 UTC

oooooooooooooh

2017-04-25 23:54:11 UTC

damn

2017-04-25 23:54:11 UTC

kittenfish?

2017-04-25 23:54:11 UTC

amy not you

2017-04-25 23:54:20 UTC

Lol

2017-04-25 23:54:24 UTC

now that i think about it

2017-04-25 23:54:31 UTC

your profile pic kinda looks like a fish

2017-04-25 23:54:39 UTC

FEEEEEEESH

2017-04-25 23:54:44 UTC

Gee thanks

2017-04-25 23:54:46 UTC

:(

2017-04-25 23:55:00 UTC

"Cries"

2017-04-25 23:55:03 UTC

not you, nerd

2017-04-25 23:55:08 UTC

Oh

2017-04-25 23:55:11 UTC

Jk

2017-04-25 23:55:17 UTC

>jk

2017-04-25 23:55:25 UTC

I don't cry

2017-04-25 23:55:31 UTC

neither do i

2017-04-25 23:55:50 UTC

Thats right, crying is for the weak

2017-04-25 23:56:16 UTC
2017-04-25 23:56:20 UTC

just kidding fam

2017-04-25 23:56:32 UTC

I don't cry, I just take long showers...

2017-04-25 23:56:34 UTC

I know

2017-04-25 23:57:11 UTC

I heard meddle cries all the time

2017-04-25 23:57:18 UTC

uhhh

2017-04-25 23:57:27 UTC

I have several questions

2017-04-25 23:57:30 UTC

damn fam why you gotta put meddle on blast like that

2017-04-25 23:57:39 UTC

Sorry

2017-04-25 23:57:45 UTC

Someone had to say it

2017-04-25 23:57:46 UTC

Sometimes I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.

2017-04-25 23:57:52 UTC

But I don't cry

2017-04-25 23:58:07 UTC

sometimes I take showers

2017-04-25 23:58:12 UTC

I like hot showers

2017-04-25 23:58:17 UTC

oh

2017-04-25 23:58:20 UTC

that's good

2017-04-25 23:58:35 UTC

we're all so alike

2017-04-25 23:58:45 UTC

Sunny Leone

2017-04-25 23:58:57 UTC

Yeah we should hangout some time

2017-04-25 23:59:04 UTC

I also sleep sometimes

2017-04-25 23:59:11 UTC

ME TOO

2017-04-25 23:59:20 UTC

Sleep? Never heard of it.

2017-04-25 23:59:23 UTC

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

2017-04-25 23:59:26 UTC

k

2017-04-25 23:59:57 UTC

I started to read that, but got bored and stopped

2017-04-26 00:00:04 UTC

Yeah too long

2017-04-26 00:00:14 UTC

lmao so much effort

2017-04-26 00:00:15 UTC

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.

2017-04-26 00:00:26 UTC

nah he's just copying and pasting

2017-04-26 00:00:26 UTC

Navy Seal Copypasta translated to Russian --> English --> Greek --> English --> Portuguese --> Icelandic --> Portuguese --> Zulu --> Serbian --> Somali --> Uzbek --> Hungarian --> Korean --> Arabic --> Basque --> Greek --> Polish --> Dutch --> Welsh --> French --> Hebrew --> English

2017-04-26 00:00:29 UTC

of course

2017-04-26 00:00:33 UTC

it's copypasta

2017-04-26 00:00:33 UTC

or some shit

2017-04-26 00:00:38 UTC

Yeah

2017-04-26 00:00:41 UTC

are you hacking my computer

2017-04-26 00:01:00 UTC
2017-04-26 00:01:17 UTC

meddle stop hacking me

2017-04-26 00:01:37 UTC

Hi

2017-04-26 00:01:43 UTC

bye

2017-04-26 00:01:46 UTC

He's not responding

2017-04-26 00:01:52 UTC

He's up to something

2017-04-26 00:01:53 UTC

it's cause he's hacking

2017-04-26 00:01:56 UTC

Igggger

2017-04-26 00:02:28 UTC

meddle is typing

2017-04-26 00:02:28 UTC

Oh gosh

2017-04-26 00:02:29 UTC

shhh

2017-04-26 00:02:49 UTC

That took a while just for him to say shh

2017-04-26 00:02:58 UTC

yeah

2017-04-26 00:02:59 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-26 00:03:00 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2017-04-26 00:03:20 UTC

I don't think we should trust him

2017-04-26 00:03:24 UTC

Oh

2017-04-26 00:03:27 UTC

i trust no one

2017-04-26 00:03:33 UTC

Oh

2017-04-26 00:03:44 UTC

yes

2017-04-26 00:03:52 UTC

Ok

2017-04-26 00:04:00 UTC

Same

2017-04-26 00:04:03 UTC

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ช

2017-04-26 00:04:05 UTC

perhaps

2017-04-26 00:04:08 UTC

I trust. Ooo e

2017-04-26 00:04:13 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ซ

2017-04-26 00:04:18 UTC

There

2017-04-26 00:04:25 UTC

so

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