I'm thinking of contrived ways to get BigBi fat by making jokes and references

mmm paula deen recipes

I can't stop farting

What do?

Do NOT plug it up

eat more beans

I've never heard of Paula Deen

*Gasp*

It's no wonder Americans have obesity problems. Deep-fried butter, deep-fried ice-cream. It's fucking retarded.

Paula deen is amazing

Pheliksa you just jelly

I want some deep fried oreos tbh

Yes we americans have obesity

But thats why we made drones

thats exactly like saying "yes we have cancer but atleast we have technology"

@Repzion nigga's always playing overwatch

Though most scientists don't look like they weight 200 kg.

You are correct

Whats a kg

most fat americans are poor americans

Ironically

poor of soul at least

Boo! Bad pun!

Shame!

Shame the punner!

i thought it was a good pun

Fine -_-

I'll put my pitchfork away

@carlsbad, a kilogram.

a kilogram is a unit of mass

hey guys

sup

did i mention i dont need $12 anymore

you did it

you got the bunears?

hue

yes

well i will

in a few mins

Don't tell me you don't know what kilogram is.

im proud of you

:3

@pastiche n-no I do....

i only know what a kilogram is because of my stoner friends xDDD

A kilogram is worth about half of an american pound

You had to learn about SI in school.

America has its own units of measurement because we're edgy

You *had* to. You can't study sciences with... what the fuck do you have, pounds?

America is fucking awesome

We did learn science with pounds, ounces, and liters

Master

pounds, quarts, for some reason we still use stones though

You love america, boy?

@Dramis Covetous, *bloody hell*.

America is my nation!

Hell yea bro

patriotism is gay

America, fuck yea ✊

and as my great great great great Grand Father Jefferson Davis said 'I shall not be moved"!

Then he lost the Civil War

Dont tread on me am i rite

FUCKING SPIT MY MILK

Hell yeah

Have you considered swallowing the milk? 🤔

i do that on a biweekly basis, son

@Dramis Covetous No, really, it must've been hell. As far as I know, these units aren't easily convertible.

We never learnt to convert them

the math behind conversion is retarded so we just never did it

farenheit to celsius for example

This is why so many americans have to be retrained when working in other countries.

But you know what they say

id say other countries have it better but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't fuck with the nation that needs medication!

@Dramis Covetous, I mean, from pounds to ounces and so on.

We beat the nazis with imperial

actually

murica

pounds to quarts to ounces

1 pound is 16 ounces?

was easy

yes

Even a retard can learn SI, because everything comes in hundreds. I don't know, how one does math with all the ‘one pound is sixteen ounces’.

http://www.wikihow.com/Convert-Pounds-to-Ounces

<#231946987585404930> bun ears

You know what guys

you should've been around when we had two dollar bills, son

I came to this discord expecting trolls, spammers, and people rambling about how bad everything is

But yall are aight

What was chemistry like with all the pounds and stuff? And physics with all the yards?

i disagree

i actually wouldn't be able to tell you because i dont go to traditional school

Chemistry was...interesting

I mean

haven't been able to do real chemistry

@Dramis Covetous huh, I just assumed people would be swell guys given what brought me here

>a unit of linear measure equal to 3 feet (0.9144 metre)

I learned how to make jellied napalm out of house hold items

Holy fuck.

maybe I should be more negative in my life

Lmao