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2017-04-05 16:31:57 UTC

Hate spice.

2017-04-05 16:32:05 UTC

Satan is just salty because the church doesnt let him into russia

2017-04-05 16:32:06 UTC

Burns my mouth.

2017-04-05 16:32:23 UTC

it also makes your parasites panic

2017-04-05 16:32:31 UTC

Talking about the language, not the nationality, @Danny Fresh.

2017-04-05 16:32:37 UTC

the church can suck my dick

2017-04-05 16:32:48 UTC

^^^^

2017-04-05 16:32:50 UTC

they probably would too

2017-04-05 16:32:55 UTC

And mine.

2017-04-05 16:32:58 UTC

especially 2-D's

2017-04-05 16:33:02 UTC

anyone could, evern with the tinyest mouth, though nobody would

2017-04-05 16:33:11 UTC

even a hooker wouldnt touch that

2017-04-05 16:33:19 UTC

Would anyone suck my cock?

2017-04-05 16:33:27 UTC

get a woman

2017-04-05 16:33:50 UTC

women love dicks

2017-04-05 16:33:50 UTC

im so tired why did i wake up so early

2017-04-05 16:33:56 UTC

No sane girl would go out with me.

2017-04-05 16:34:04 UTC

duh

2017-04-05 16:34:11 UTC

because you're a chat coslpayer

2017-04-05 16:34:14 UTC

i dont like dicks kek

2017-04-05 16:34:17 UTC

stop and get good

2017-04-05 16:34:19 UTC

That's why you get one of those crazy bitches who will cut your dick off if you tried to leave her

2017-04-05 16:34:20 UTC

So then don't ask out a woman who's sane?

2017-04-05 16:34:22 UTC

you're not a woman

2017-04-05 16:34:41 UTC

LOL

2017-04-05 16:34:59 UTC

maybe im not

2017-04-05 16:35:01 UTC

I've been with a woman like that @Danny Fresh

2017-04-05 16:35:01 UTC

who knows

2017-04-05 16:35:04 UTC

left her

2017-04-05 16:35:07 UTC

she killed herself

2017-04-05 16:35:10 UTC

good times

2017-04-05 16:35:11 UTC

NICE

2017-04-05 16:35:37 UTC

if im not a woman then i should get compensation from nature for the boob back pains

2017-04-05 16:36:14 UTC

im joking

2017-04-05 16:36:30 UTC

it went rly quiet but that was sarcasm;;;

2017-04-05 16:36:39 UTC

at least you didn't say compensation from God

2017-04-05 16:36:54 UTC

if i had it would have been joking once again

2017-04-05 16:37:03 UTC

especially since im agnostic athiest

2017-04-05 16:37:13 UTC

2-D's like, I'm outta this shit

2017-04-05 16:37:17 UTC

God created nature to avoid responsibility

2017-04-05 16:37:36 UTC

2-D is out hunting for crazy pucci

2017-04-05 16:37:57 UTC

kekek lol

2017-04-05 16:39:09 UTC

god im so sick

2017-04-05 16:39:15 UTC

same

2017-04-05 16:39:17 UTC

im calling out sick im not going to work

2017-04-05 16:39:22 UTC

sick of dick, amirite?

2017-04-05 16:39:28 UTC

that's a gay joke

2017-04-05 16:39:33 UTC

i mean

2017-04-05 16:39:38 UTC

it's pretty much true

2017-04-05 16:39:40 UTC

LOL

2017-04-05 16:40:47 UTC

I'm out hunting for what?

2017-04-05 16:41:02 UTC

the female reproductive organ

2017-04-05 16:41:22 UTC

Which organ?

2017-04-05 16:41:27 UTC

the ears

2017-04-05 16:41:48 UTC

That isn't a reproductive organ.

2017-04-05 16:42:45 UTC

You mean the ovaries?

2017-04-05 16:42:56 UTC

'Cause I don't want kids.

2017-04-05 16:43:34 UTC

British scientists discovered that the number one cause of pedophilia is sexy children

2017-04-05 16:44:00 UTC

I'm pretty sure the Church knew that a long time ago.

2017-04-05 16:44:05 UTC

yikes lol

2017-04-05 16:44:08 UTC

how does one talk to grills

2017-04-05 16:44:16 UTC

Don't.

2017-04-05 16:44:28 UTC

why not

2017-04-05 16:44:48 UTC

They will consume your soul.

2017-04-05 16:45:01 UTC

that's true

2017-04-05 16:45:01 UTC

and bite your fucking head off if it's a certain time in the month

2017-04-05 16:45:15 UTC

what if you dont have a soul for them to consume

2017-04-05 16:45:21 UTC

we'll devour your soul and use it to remain young forever

2017-04-05 16:45:29 UTC

dont talk, just smash

2017-04-05 16:45:31 UTC

Are you a girl Swirly?

2017-04-05 16:45:39 UTC

and then whisper into their ear: surprise

2017-04-05 16:45:39 UTC

yuppers

2017-04-05 16:45:43 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

2017-04-05 16:45:51 UTC

Run for your lives!

2017-04-05 16:46:04 UTC

Wait, how old are you?

2017-04-05 16:46:09 UTC

fear mee

2017-04-05 16:46:11 UTC

im 21

2017-04-05 16:46:12 UTC

lol

2017-04-05 16:46:13 UTC

I'm 5.

2017-04-05 16:46:21 UTC

id smash you

2017-04-05 16:46:22 UTC

Okay, I'm safe then.

2017-04-05 16:46:27 UTC

LOL

2017-04-05 16:46:39 UTC

I play louigi main

2017-04-05 16:46:42 UTC

Lmao.

2017-04-05 16:47:14 UTC

As long as you aren't a pedophile.

2017-04-05 16:47:14 UTC

Hello all

2017-04-05 16:47:40 UTC

No.

2017-04-05 16:47:40 UTC

@SnowiiBloom You into kids?

2017-04-05 16:48:01 UTC

i love kids but i never wanna have any from me lol

2017-04-05 16:48:15 UTC

birthing kids hurts and isnt gucci :c

2017-04-05 16:48:18 UTC

You love kids?

2017-04-05 16:48:28 UTC

Yes.

2017-04-05 16:48:29 UTC

ye kids are adorable

2017-04-05 16:48:38 UTC

@SnowiiBloom its not that long

2017-04-05 16:49:01 UTC

like less than an hour

2017-04-05 16:49:07 UTC

I'm good with that.

2017-04-05 16:49:13 UTC

you shit out that shitface

2017-04-05 16:49:18 UTC

LOL

2017-04-05 16:49:19 UTC

kids annoy me

2017-04-05 16:49:22 UTC

then you bleed out and die

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