LOOOL

ive done 2 months

It gets

Everywhere

Woaaah

I once didn't nut for a month.

Holy shit

ended up shooting my face

How?

Lolololol

well

How do you just not nut?

i didnt actually do that

it went past my head

I just didn't think about it

mostly

Lol

You almost shot yourself

I once went 8 days without fapping

I hit the ceiling once.

@Kombrak Bullshit

No really.

Intense

I tried to quit fapping, and after 6months I couldn't take it anymore.

its a healthy thing to do

I can't go 8 months man

It is, and it does a lot for the mental state.

Oh, I just want to a leave a gallon of nut on the floor.

Well then I guess I should fap rn

If you are depressed, or have a headache. Fap it. You would be surprised of the outcome.

How could you just quit masturbating for 6 months? I'd probably be in a awful mood the entire time.

8 days is my longest in 5 years without it

I quit because I got tired of sex being the focus of my relationships. So I tried to prevent myself from it to temper my fortitude towards the want, or need to procreate.

The longest I could go is maybe for a week

I haven't even fucked yet. Sad life

The female orgasm is hot

I am now using it to keep me from jumping on the next thot that comes my way.

But as I said before, I'd be in a awful mood the entire time

Bring dat puss this way

I understand that Spirit.

No @Jamie

Fukkkkkk

What's a thot?

I tried

I failed

Thot is a slang term for slut, or someone who uses their body to get attention from others.

Oh.

Thank you for the definition.

Glad I didn't google.

You're welcome.

Why do we have another word?

Modern slang is cancer

@Jamie Thirsty ass nibba

"Modern slang is cancer"

Nice

Yeah

One of my famous quotes

For Honor is pretty cancer

Would you rather me use older terms?

I see wat u did there

Oh

I have a really funny joke

i played the open beta

Can you all go to <#231946987585404930>

i just plau opverwatch

Yee

Post modern.

Nothing beats harlot.

Woman of the night?

We should all talk like 50s greasers

Dirty wenches

Lol

Wenches? That is not that old of a term. They still use it in england.

Did you give her the time?

Fallen woman?

Snow her real good?

Succubi would be better.

We should all talk like pretentious 15 year olds who use big words the wrong way.

dont make me juxtapose you

That would be ironic to the modern day youth.

The ones who don't know what irony is?

I will superfluously deflate your imposed juxtaposition towards my attachment of self.

xD

dead

I swear to god, the whomst meme probably started from a pretentious teenager

"Whomst is attempting to deflate my possessed juxtapose?"

and thats ther way the newwws goes

So

i wouldn't even rape you

How long has it been since any of you have been on Facebook?

2 minutes

I haven't been on it in at least a month and a half

The irony of the modern youth is that they hear a word on tv, or a yt video, and they think they now know the meaning basing off a submlininal, or ill used context. Then they try to seem more adult by using it in modern talk. Which only shows their IQ, and how poor the education system is.

I don't regularly use it though

@Kombrak Yeah. That's about right. Sorta like how weebs try to learn Japanese through anime.

*Yare yare daze...*

I have learned japanese, but not through anime. I learned by going through a course, and getting material to learn more on my own.

Yee

Konnichi wa. Ogenki desu ka?

I don't speak Japanese. :P