believe me i know

so many dick pics in one night

yikes

and laugh at bc I'm allergic to alcohol and a total lightweight

I find 'em annoying

Ibuprofen makes me shake, no joke

@Junie-pie#6728 whatevers

Dick pics are cancer

lmaoo

sometimes you find a nice looking dick tho

girls just are not in to me

Hardly ever

I saw one

he wont send me more pics tho cause he respects his relationship

identifying as an allergic, duh, boring

Lolol

Wow

You're bad

That's good that he won't

yea

He's actually good about it

if he ins a relationship men should not be sending things

to other ppl

depends on the relationship

I've had a guy try to cheat on his girlfriend with me

was a bad night for him

pretty sure I made him cry

Fuck that shit man

good

lol

Idk how people can do that

duh still muted

I called him a piece of shit and told him if he kept it up i was gonna send screenshots to the girl

they recenty broke up actually

XD

only took like 5 fucking years

of him cheatingggg

cheats are scum.

my only gf broke up with me becuse i farted on her bed 😦

moderators are fascist trolls

hahahaha

@Deleted User.

LOL

not all though

It's a pretty terrible thing to do to someone

breaking up over a fart, wow

that's a new level of low

I am a fascist troll

well damn

I only let people troll one way

and no other ways

i'd break up with a woman over a fart too

well damn

girls only do silent but deadlys

asif asif asif, fake fake fake, whatever

silent but deadly farts is what kills men

she said it stunk real bad and that i showed i have no respect

If a girl ever poops, it's a deal breaker

well

damn

bigots/faggots

Thats so mean!

i'm glad i dont tell theguys i've dated i pooped in their bathroom at least twice

you ever hear that rumor of the guy that killed his wife with his farts

poopoing is fun

Pooping is fun!

i mean

I did it twice today

when there is no blood it is

💩💩💩

it's not fun when its caused by dairy intake

i use dollar shave club peppermint butt wipes

fresh, always, one wipe

You use wipes too? Gotta keep that bum fresh lol

Peppermint?

whyyy

this conversation is great

What if you had like a little cut or something

That shit would sting

It won't burn

it dose

that reminds of the time a girl broke up with me because i made a joke about islam

If its alcohol yes

i only do poo poo once a day usually

Good to know lol

some times 1-4 times in a day

depends on dairy intake

for me it depends if i eat mexican

breaking up with someone over a joke sounds pretty silly

being lactose intolerant is the worst cause if you poop it feels like you're giving birth out of your ass

I don't think I've ever heard that

yeah

My diet consists of dollar loaf breads and a pack of noodles

So like 3 times a day xD

I wasn't allowed to talk about being an atheist w/ one of my exes. But he was allowed to make rape jokes

He goes to a catholic school now

That's stupid

Double standards woo

thats retarded

ur feewings blabla, ur experiences blabla, are they healthy or not?