im tired as well but its still too early

http://www.aproged.pt/biblioteca/ABookofCurvesLockwood.pdf

if this isnt/wasnt in ur school library, u r missing out

Happy 4:20 yall

Est is the best time zone but 5 20 has to count it

" Today at 5:21 am "

shit lol

im crying its not 4:2o am

What kind of cooky spanish Holiday is that?

4:20 is whack

at 4:20 am i usuallly drop everything, leap out of my bed, and grab my weed and snorkle it

Drink bleach

I'm kidding. Cyanide is more effective obviously and you can find it in apples

Snort weed everyday

I bet that flower next to your name is weed, because you're a hopeless addict

Ouch

I roll d6 and get a 12

It's actually a sunflower my dood

o my

I should snort glitter

See that's what you want people to believe

But you can't fool owls

I used to sniff the fuck out of glue and markers when I was in intermediate

How the fuck do you see weed? You smoke too much l

The only thing that gets me high is Yucca Juice

Choccy milk tho

Mmmmm. Yucca Juice

MMmmm. bababa milk

Bannana*

Bababa

What are you.. Fucking gae?

Nope c:

You're gay! I bet you kiss girls

I seen her eat a weed

I kissed a girl and I liked it

saem

Drink tacos

She kissed me on the cheek tho

tfw faggot men are sexually attracted to girls

@Jamie liar

the slut

Mmmm tacos

u right no girl would kiss me what the fuck was I thinking

^my life

O no :c

I bet a girl would if she was drunk enough. Then she'd get sober and say you raped her.

Sux amirite

Probs

In other news, my sister got groped by an old asian man at work.

Wtf?

Sister told her supervisor almost immediately, and now she has to fill out a police report of what happened.

I wish I had a sister

o no

Well. Techically, you had a sister, so your wish is fullfilled.

Fuck off

*had*

You're using my personal information against me

What are you, autistic?

Potentially.

o god

If I was your sister.. I would have kicked him in the nuts

My sister was a brown girl too

So perfect 👌🏿

Uh I was talking to seb?

o

ok

Lameo

The thought of my sister kicking him in the nust tho

Yeah, kick him so hard in the nuts he gets a visectimy from it.

o god

Damn straight

100-0 real quick

@Sebastian Lawe go to sleep

Old guy. So the balls would be hanging lower and be more vulnerable.

i

@RollinInTheDerp Naaaaaaah nigga

Mine are lower than sebs

@Sebastian Lawe Ye nigga

I may have work later today but naaaaaaah.

Hearing seb say nigga is weird

Jew loco @Sebastian Lawe

Yeah, it feels weird saying nigger

I dont

Dis half tainted nigger aint gon go sleep yet tho

No Bueno

He gotta keep is eyes open for any drive bys

Tru

I'm su tired

Sleep, honey

I woke up not long ago.

I can't

its bedtime

I need to plan one somewhere, someplace, at some time, while I am in a straight jacket.

Want me to read to you?

Sure.. When I get home

AIight

Read the childrens book about Cocks

o god

There's a suprising amount of dirty jokes in a lot of children's stuff.

My dad read "My Big Black Cock" to my 4 year old sister, and as planned, the books true joke sailed over her head.