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I want someone 6’9”
I want average+ children I’m 2 short to save my life
Children please leave the vicinity.
i dated a girl that was 6'3
and im 5'8
and it worked, so
my mother + father, both 5'8 and 5'5, produced a girl who is currently 11, and she is 5'3
My mom's 5'4" and my dad is 5'8" and I ended up 5'8" and my brother @Deleted User ended upp 5'9"
Eric and Mizzy be like
looks like a nightmare
Imagine the toe sweat
I want sex dolls to be so advanced they feel like a real vagina so the Market Value of pussy goes down
I added an oof and an ancap emoji
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It's funny cause shithole
im going to Arizona
you mean sluts?
there's plenty out here guy
is a chevy/gm program
its either cali or arizona
why wouldn't it be Michigan?
im starting in IL dun worry
All the cars get made here
ill try to aquire the waifu in my dying moments of IL
my mom is 5’7” and my dad is 6’0” so they made me and I came out 4’11” and I have 3 sisters, the 17 y/o is 5’4”, 12 y/o is 5’8”, and the youngest is the same height as me and she’s 11
the women on my dad’s side are very short like me so that’s where I got my height from
my mom’s side is tall
Sucks to suck womanlet
You lost the genetic lottery
everyone thinks I’m the cutest cus of it
suck my ass
How does one pop out a kid that's shorter than both parents?
All of my siblings and I are taller than my mom
As a result nobody respects her like they used to in our house
I just said
the women on my dad’s side are short
Does it though?
why are you like this
yeah I don’t have a problem with it
are u trying to make me feel bad for it cus it’s not working
No I just thought it was funny
ok are we getting married and reproducing
so don’t worry about it
i didn’t lose the genetic lottery
But you did
Sorry, but you lost kiddo.
maybe height wise
I bet that's what people in public call you.
but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit
I didn’t lose in that way ig
I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.
B T F O
idk I look older actually
that’s the thing
***Blown the fuck out***
not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care
at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before
Do you still use a booster seat in the car?
Do you use phonebooks to drive?
There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.
Perfect size ambulance
how tall are you brian
ur a fucking manlet nigger who are you to talk
In Haiti maybe
Surrounded by oonga boongas
you’re not tall
that’s for sure
not even average height
average height is 5’9.5”
You buy into that meme kek
wow look who’s triggered now
buy into what meme?
The one psikek posted
but he’s not wrong
you are a lil man
so do u have little man syndrome
Are you trying to use this pussy proximity argument
do u go and pick fights with the big boys?
you were doing it to me
I find it funnny
Napoleon Syndrome is for people who are 4'11"
no, actually it’s not
I hope you have a boy one day
do you need a step stool to reach the top of the shelf?
And he grows up to be 4'9"
No it's called reaching
careful what u wish for
cus it could happen to you (;
Oh no I'll have a short son boo hoo
Better than a brainlet Mizzy son 😄
Oh no my son will have Western European genetics
your little man syndrome is showing
omg wow I’m not white!!! my kids won’t be white? HAHA FUCK ME!!!!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!
literally that argument is pathetic
I never said that lol
“haha at least I’m white”
“haha at least my kids will be white”
good for you
>tfw you find out mizzy isn't white```
Mad cuz inferior genetics
I don’t hate myself
I never said you should
you’re kind of implying it
by teasing me about it
Just because you're lower on the totem pole doesn't mean you should kys
you were literally doing the same thing to me earlier when you were making fun of me to be short
You took the bait so hard Mizzy holy kek
so did you
you pulled he “at least I’m white” card which could be a straw man argument too
trying to make me feel bad
I called you a womanlet ironically and you sperged
I told you I didn’t care
you can tease me all you want
Then why are we having this discussion lol
but you can’t judge me harshly if you’re a stupid manlet
I'm just trolling holy fuck Mizzy
ahhh wow (:
I'm not arguing over height here cause I'm on some height crusade
ok so what is it now
you’re white and I’m not?
I don't care Mizzy calm tf down
so why did you bring it up
To get you mad obviously
C h i l l
So, mizzy. Let me get this straight. You're a black midget? You really drew the short straw, didn't you...
it didn’t get me mad
it’s really dumb to use that argument against me
or at all
cus it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about
boo hoo I’m Assyrian oh no what am I gonna do
Okay but it wasn't a real argument
It was literally something to push your buttons
no it wasn’t which is why it was dumb of you to bring it up
it didn’t tho
News flash it worked
you did sperg our
I called u a manlet and u just got offended
You haven't seen me sperging
No the last time I actually sperged was when @j danielson told me to get a haircut
When he suffixed the advice with "and you wonder why you don't get girls"
That pissed me off
People being like "haha ur short" makes me feel nothing
Because it doesn't actually say anything about me
Like okay he's short or ok he's tall but is he coherent
Or when you talk to him does he sound like Bitch Brian from Family Guy
"I SHARPENED A PENCIL IN MY BUTT"
"I mean he's 7'0"" - said no girl ever
Cat is a perfect example of good genetics but sperglord personality
He's ubermensch but he's a fucking pussy
I've got perfect genes.
i have an eyeball on my arm
You have ascended.
@Curdled_Anal_Chunks pierce the space between ur anus and balls
GIMLI IS MY FAV
THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS T
GARD GARD GARD GARD
mizzy cant read her own language
This is eric
Mizzy I don't think you understand how doxing works. You're not supposed to dox yourself.
this is eric
is that when you tried to transition?
why is your skin so white
I didnt even start and you already lost