I want someone 6’9”

I want average+ children I’m 2 short to save my life

I'm 6'3"
Children please leave the vicinity.

i dated a girl that was 6'3

and im 5'8

and it worked, so

my mother + father, both 5'8 and 5'5, produced a girl who is currently 11, and she is 5'3

so

My mom's 5'4" and my dad is 5'8" and I ended up 5'8" and my brother @Deleted User ended upp 5'9"

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks @Deleted User

Eric and Mizzy be like

looks like a nightmare

Imagine the toe sweat

I want sex dolls to be so advanced they feel like a real vagina so the Market Value of pussy goes down

I added an oof and an ancap emoji

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@Deleted User

It's funny cause shithole

im going to Arizona

oh my

for?

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you mean sluts?

there's plenty out here guy

trust me

is a chevy/gm program

its either cali or arizona

why wouldn't it be Michigan?

im starting in IL dun worry

All the cars get made here

ill try to aquire the waifu in my dying moments of IL

Target aquired

locking on

boop

kek

morning niggers

my mom is 5’7” and my dad is 6’0” so they made me and I came out 4’11” and I have 3 sisters, the 17 y/o is 5’4”, 12 y/o is 5’8”, and the youngest is the same height as me and she’s 11

the women on my dad’s side are very short like me so that’s where I got my height from

my mom’s side is tall

Sucks to suck womanlet

not rlly

You lost the genetic lottery

everyone thinks I’m the cutest cus of it

suck my ass

***4’11”***

How does one pop out a kid that's shorter than both parents?

All of my siblings and I are taller than my mom

As a result nobody respects her like they used to in our house

I just said

the women on my dad’s side are short

like me

That sucks

for u

omg

Does it though?

why are you like this

yeah I don’t have a problem with it

Bane posting

Top tier

😂

are u trying to make me feel bad for it cus it’s not working

No I just thought it was funny

Unironically

ok are we getting married and reproducing

no

so don’t worry about it

wut

i didn’t lose the genetic lottery

But you did

no

not bad

Sorry, but you lost kiddo.

its perfect

maybe height wise

I bet that's what people in public call you.

Kiddo.

but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit

Rare korks

I didn’t lose in that way ig

I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.

B T F O

idk I look older actually

that’s the thing

***Blown the fuck out***

not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care

at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before

Do you still use a booster seat in the car?

yeah duh

don’t you?

Do you use phonebooks to drive?

High heels?

There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.

wowie

ahaha (:

Perfect size ambulance

how tall are you brian

5'8"

Not 4'11"

ur a fucking manlet nigger who are you to talk

In Haiti maybe

Surrounded by oonga boongas

you’re not tall

that’s for sure

And?

not even average height

average height is 5’9.5”

You buy into that meme kek

2 funny

wow look who’s triggered now

buy into what meme?

Statistics??

The one psikek posted

but he’s not wrong

you are a lil man

awww

so do u have little man syndrome

>Gatekeeping height

Are you trying to use this pussy proximity argument

do u go and pick fights with the big boys?

you were doing it to me

I find it funnny

Napoleon Syndrome is for people who are 4'11"

Unironically

no, actually it’s not

I hope you have a boy one day

do you need a step stool to reach the top of the shelf?

And he grows up to be 4'9"

No it's called reaching

careful what u wish for

cus it could happen to you (;

***@Deleted User switches to Defense mode.***

Oh no I'll have a short son boo hoo

Better than a brainlet Mizzy son 😄

Oh no my son will have Western European genetics

Boo hoo

your little man syndrome is showing

How tho

Strawman af

omg wow I’m not white!!! my kids won’t be white? HAHA FUCK ME!!!!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!

literally that argument is pathetic

I never said that lol

“haha at least I’m white”

“haha at least my kids will be white”

ok so?

It's true

good for you

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>tfw you find out mizzy isn't white```

Mad cuz inferior genetics

not really

I don’t hate myself

should I?

I never said you should

you’re kind of implying it

by teasing me about it

Just because you're lower on the totem pole doesn't mean you should kys

you were literally doing the same thing to me earlier when you were making fun of me to be short

You took the bait so hard Mizzy holy kek

so did you

hehe

How?

you pulled he “at least I’m white” card which could be a straw man argument too

trying to make me feel bad

I called you a womanlet ironically and you sperged

I told you I didn’t care

dude

I don’t

you can tease me all you want

Then why are we having this discussion lol

but you can’t judge me harshly if you’re a stupid manlet

I'm just trolling holy fuck Mizzy

Cool it

ahhh wow (:

I'm not arguing over height here cause I'm on some height crusade

Jesus

ok so what is it now

you’re white and I’m not?

I don't care Mizzy calm tf down

so why did you bring it up

To get you mad obviously

It worked

C h i l l

So, mizzy. Let me get this straight. You're a black midget? You really drew the short straw, didn't you...

it didn’t get me mad

it’s really dumb to use that argument against me

or at all

cus it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about

boo hoo I’m Assyrian oh no what am I gonna do

Okay but it wasn't a real argument

It was literally something to push your buttons

no it wasn’t which is why it was dumb of you to bring it up

it didn’t tho

News flash it worked

lmao ok

you did sperg our

out

Not really

I called u a manlet and u just got offended

You haven't seen me sperging

ok

No the last time I actually sperged was when @j danielson told me to get a haircut

@j danielson faggot

When he suffixed the advice with "and you wonder why you don't get girls"

That pissed me off

well yeah

People being like "haha ur short" makes me feel nothing

Because it doesn't actually say anything about me

Like okay he's short or ok he's tall but is he coherent

Or when you talk to him does he sound like Bitch Brian from Family Guy

"I SHARPENED A PENCIL IN MY BUTT"
"I mean he's 7'0"" - said no girl ever

Cat is a perfect example of good genetics but sperglord personality

He's ubermensch but he's a fucking pussy

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks can vouch

I've got perfect genes.

i have an eyeball on my arm

so

You have ascended.

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks pierce the space between ur anus and balls

GIMLI IS MY FAV

gg @Deleted User

THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS T

TO

ISENGARD

GARD GARD GARD GARD

vc any1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

sure

Rochen Tren

mizzy cant read her own language

RIP

Litterally @Deleted User on the left.

This is eric

holy fuck

stop dox

Mizzy I don't think you understand how doxing works. You're not supposed to dox yourself.

this is eric

is that when you tried to transition?

why is your skin so white

@Deleted User friends that roast each other survive

I didnt even start and you already lost

@Psikek I didn't know that the Crystal Sage was a Crystal Veggie