dank-posting

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2018-01-25 05:37:43 UTC

I want someone 6’9”

2018-01-25 05:37:59 UTC

I want average+ children I’m 2 short to save my life

2018-01-25 11:52:51 UTC

I'm 6'3"
Children please leave the vicinity.

2018-01-25 14:50:37 UTC

i dated a girl that was 6'3

2018-01-25 14:50:40 UTC

and im 5'8

2018-01-25 14:50:44 UTC

and it worked, so

2018-01-25 14:51:23 UTC

my mother + father, both 5'8 and 5'5, produced a girl who is currently 11, and she is 5'3

2018-01-25 14:51:24 UTC

so

2018-01-25 15:14:50 UTC

My mom's 5'4" and my dad is 5'8" and I ended up 5'8" and my brother @Deleted User ended upp 5'9"

2018-01-25 15:18:03 UTC

Eric and Mizzy be like

2018-01-25 15:20:31 UTC

looks like a nightmare

2018-01-25 15:20:43 UTC

Imagine the toe sweat

2018-01-25 15:21:53 UTC

I want sex dolls to be so advanced they feel like a real vagina so the Market Value of pussy goes down

2018-01-25 15:25:07 UTC

I added an oof and an ancap emoji

2018-01-25 15:25:16 UTC

<:OOF:406107072959348736> <:OOF:406107072959348736> <:OOF:406107072959348736> <:OOF:406107072959348736>

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2018-01-25 15:46:54 UTC

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2018-01-25 15:54:47 UTC

It's funny cause shithole

2018-01-25 16:01:20 UTC

im going to Arizona

2018-01-25 16:01:23 UTC

oh my

2018-01-25 16:03:03 UTC

for?

2018-01-25 16:03:56 UTC

bad choices.png

2018-01-25 16:04:10 UTC

you mean sluts?

2018-01-25 16:04:15 UTC

there's plenty out here guy

2018-01-25 16:04:20 UTC

trust me

2018-01-25 16:07:23 UTC

is a chevy/gm program

2018-01-25 16:07:28 UTC

its either cali or arizona

2018-01-25 16:07:46 UTC

why wouldn't it be Michigan?

2018-01-25 16:07:48 UTC

im starting in IL dun worry

2018-01-25 16:07:50 UTC

All the cars get made here

2018-01-25 16:08:34 UTC

ill try to aquire the waifu in my dying moments of IL

2018-01-25 16:08:42 UTC

Target aquired

2018-01-25 16:08:44 UTC

locking on

2018-01-25 16:08:45 UTC

boop

2018-01-25 16:08:49 UTC

kek

2018-01-25 16:18:50 UTC

morning niggers

2018-01-25 16:20:07 UTC

my mom is 5’7” and my dad is 6’0” so they made me and I came out 4’11” and I have 3 sisters, the 17 y/o is 5’4”, 12 y/o is 5’8”, and the youngest is the same height as me and she’s 11

2018-01-25 16:20:46 UTC

the women on my dad’s side are very short like me so that’s where I got my height from

2018-01-25 16:20:57 UTC

my mom’s side is tall

2018-01-25 16:21:18 UTC

Sucks to suck womanlet

2018-01-25 16:21:27 UTC

not rlly

2018-01-25 16:21:28 UTC

You lost the genetic lottery

2018-01-25 16:21:35 UTC

everyone thinks I’m the cutest cus of it

2018-01-25 16:21:39 UTC

suck my ass

2018-01-25 16:23:22 UTC

***4’11”***

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/406121884975890442/kys.gif

2018-01-25 16:25:15 UTC

How does one pop out a kid that's shorter than both parents?

2018-01-25 16:25:30 UTC

All of my siblings and I are taller than my mom

2018-01-25 16:25:46 UTC

As a result nobody respects her like they used to in our house

2018-01-25 16:26:07 UTC

I just said

2018-01-25 16:26:13 UTC

the women on my dad’s side are short

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like me

2018-01-25 16:26:20 UTC

That sucks

2018-01-25 16:26:27 UTC

for u

2018-01-25 16:26:32 UTC

omg

2018-01-25 16:26:34 UTC

Does it though?

2018-01-25 16:26:41 UTC

why are you like this

2018-01-25 16:26:43 UTC

yeah I don’t have a problem with it

2018-01-25 16:26:47 UTC

Bane posting

2018-01-25 16:26:54 UTC

Top tier

2018-01-25 16:27:02 UTC

😂

2018-01-25 16:27:16 UTC

are u trying to make me feel bad for it cus it’s not working

2018-01-25 16:27:24 UTC

No I just thought it was funny

2018-01-25 16:27:29 UTC

Unironically

2018-01-25 16:27:33 UTC

ok are we getting married and reproducing

2018-01-25 16:27:35 UTC

no

2018-01-25 16:27:39 UTC

so don’t worry about it

2018-01-25 16:27:48 UTC

wut

2018-01-25 16:28:02 UTC

i didn’t lose the genetic lottery

2018-01-25 16:28:09 UTC

But you did

2018-01-25 16:28:13 UTC

no

2018-01-25 16:28:24 UTC

not bad

2018-01-25 16:28:25 UTC

Sorry, but you lost kiddo.

2018-01-25 16:28:27 UTC

its perfect

2018-01-25 16:28:32 UTC

maybe height wise

2018-01-25 16:28:36 UTC

I bet that's what people in public call you.

2018-01-25 16:28:37 UTC

Kiddo.

2018-01-25 16:28:39 UTC

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2018-01-25 16:28:43 UTC

but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit

2018-01-25 16:28:55 UTC

Rare korks

2018-01-25 16:29:01 UTC

I didn’t lose in that way ig

2018-01-25 16:29:12 UTC

I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.

2018-01-25 16:29:22 UTC

B T F O

2018-01-25 16:29:31 UTC

idk I look older actually

2018-01-25 16:29:34 UTC

that’s the thing

2018-01-25 16:29:38 UTC

***Blown the fuck out***

2018-01-25 16:29:53 UTC

not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care

2018-01-25 16:30:11 UTC

at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before

2018-01-25 16:30:36 UTC

Do you still use a booster seat in the car?

2018-01-25 16:30:40 UTC

yeah duh

2018-01-25 16:30:44 UTC

don’t you?

2018-01-25 16:30:50 UTC

Do you use phonebooks to drive?

2018-01-25 16:31:08 UTC

High heels?

2018-01-25 16:31:13 UTC

There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.

2018-01-25 16:31:23 UTC

wowie

2018-01-25 16:31:48 UTC

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2018-01-25 16:31:56 UTC

ahaha (:

2018-01-25 16:32:00 UTC

Perfect size ambulance

2018-01-25 16:32:09 UTC

how tall are you brian

2018-01-25 16:32:18 UTC

5'8"

2018-01-25 16:32:24 UTC

Not 4'11"

2018-01-25 16:32:26 UTC

ur a fucking manlet nigger who are you to talk

2018-01-25 16:32:44 UTC

In Haiti maybe

2018-01-25 16:32:53 UTC

Surrounded by oonga boongas

2018-01-25 16:32:54 UTC

you’re not tall

2018-01-25 16:32:57 UTC

that’s for sure

2018-01-25 16:33:00 UTC

And?

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not even average height

2018-01-25 16:33:21 UTC

average height is 5’9.5”

2018-01-25 16:33:27 UTC

You buy into that meme kek

2018-01-25 16:33:32 UTC

2 funny

2018-01-25 16:33:44 UTC

wow look who’s triggered now

2018-01-25 16:33:48 UTC

buy into what meme?

2018-01-25 16:33:52 UTC

Statistics??

2018-01-25 16:33:55 UTC

The one psikek posted

2018-01-25 16:34:03 UTC

but he’s not wrong

2018-01-25 16:34:07 UTC

you are a lil man

2018-01-25 16:34:08 UTC

awww

2018-01-25 16:34:17 UTC

so do u have little man syndrome

2018-01-25 16:34:19 UTC

>Gatekeeping height

2018-01-25 16:34:31 UTC

Are you trying to use this pussy proximity argument

2018-01-25 16:34:32 UTC

do u go and pick fights with the big boys?

2018-01-25 16:34:53 UTC

you were doing it to me

2018-01-25 16:34:56 UTC

I find it funnny

2018-01-25 16:34:56 UTC

Napoleon Syndrome is for people who are 4'11"

2018-01-25 16:34:59 UTC

Unironically

2018-01-25 16:35:06 UTC

no, actually it’s not

2018-01-25 16:35:29 UTC

I hope you have a boy one day

2018-01-25 16:35:34 UTC

do you need a step stool to reach the top of the shelf?

2018-01-25 16:35:37 UTC

And he grows up to be 4'9"

2018-01-25 16:35:45 UTC

No it's called reaching

2018-01-25 16:35:47 UTC

careful what u wish for

2018-01-25 16:35:57 UTC

cus it could happen to you (;

2018-01-25 16:36:07 UTC

***@Deleted User switches to Defense mode.***

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2018-01-25 16:36:10 UTC

Oh no I'll have a short son boo hoo

2018-01-25 16:36:23 UTC

Better than a brainlet Mizzy son 😄

2018-01-25 16:36:48 UTC

Oh no my son will have Western European genetics

2018-01-25 16:36:51 UTC

Boo hoo

2018-01-25 16:36:56 UTC

your little man syndrome is showing

2018-01-25 16:37:07 UTC

How tho

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Strawman af

2018-01-25 16:37:24 UTC

omg wow I’m not white!!! my kids won’t be white? HAHA FUCK ME!!!!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!

2018-01-25 16:37:35 UTC

literally that argument is pathetic

2018-01-25 16:37:35 UTC

I never said that lol

2018-01-25 16:37:43 UTC

“haha at least I’m white”

2018-01-25 16:37:51 UTC

“haha at least my kids will be white”

2018-01-25 16:37:53 UTC

ok so?

2018-01-25 16:37:55 UTC

It's true

2018-01-25 16:37:57 UTC

good for you

2018-01-25 16:38:03 UTC

```css
>tfw you find out mizzy isn't white```

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2018-01-25 16:38:05 UTC

Mad cuz inferior genetics

2018-01-25 16:38:15 UTC

not really

2018-01-25 16:38:20 UTC

I don’t hate myself

2018-01-25 16:38:28 UTC

should I?

2018-01-25 16:38:30 UTC

I never said you should

2018-01-25 16:38:36 UTC

you’re kind of implying it

2018-01-25 16:38:42 UTC

by teasing me about it

2018-01-25 16:38:43 UTC

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2018-01-25 16:39:03 UTC

Just because you're lower on the totem pole doesn't mean you should kys

2018-01-25 16:39:07 UTC

you were literally doing the same thing to me earlier when you were making fun of me to be short

2018-01-25 16:39:21 UTC

You took the bait so hard Mizzy holy kek

2018-01-25 16:39:27 UTC

so did you

2018-01-25 16:39:28 UTC

hehe

2018-01-25 16:39:33 UTC

How?

2018-01-25 16:39:49 UTC

you pulled he “at least I’m white” card which could be a straw man argument too

2018-01-25 16:40:01 UTC

trying to make me feel bad

2018-01-25 16:40:16 UTC

I called you a womanlet ironically and you sperged

2018-01-25 16:40:22 UTC

I told you I didn’t care

2018-01-25 16:40:24 UTC

dude

2018-01-25 16:40:26 UTC

I don’t

2018-01-25 16:40:33 UTC

you can tease me all you want

2018-01-25 16:40:40 UTC

Then why are we having this discussion lol

2018-01-25 16:40:44 UTC

but you can’t judge me harshly if you’re a stupid manlet

2018-01-25 16:40:51 UTC

I'm just trolling holy fuck Mizzy

2018-01-25 16:40:54 UTC

Cool it

2018-01-25 16:41:01 UTC

ahhh wow (:

2018-01-25 16:41:18 UTC

I'm not arguing over height here cause I'm on some height crusade

2018-01-25 16:41:25 UTC

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2018-01-25 16:41:25 UTC

Jesus

2018-01-25 16:41:26 UTC

ok so what is it now

2018-01-25 16:41:30 UTC

you’re white and I’m not?

2018-01-25 16:41:48 UTC

I don't care Mizzy calm tf down

2018-01-25 16:41:56 UTC

so why did you bring it up

2018-01-25 16:42:09 UTC

To get you mad obviously

2018-01-25 16:42:11 UTC

It worked

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C h i l l

2018-01-25 16:42:35 UTC

So, mizzy. Let me get this straight. You're a black midget? You really drew the short straw, didn't you...

2018-01-25 16:42:40 UTC

it didn’t get me mad

2018-01-25 16:42:50 UTC

it’s really dumb to use that argument against me

2018-01-25 16:42:54 UTC

or at all

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cus it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about

2018-01-25 16:43:17 UTC

boo hoo I’m Assyrian oh no what am I gonna do

2018-01-25 16:43:18 UTC

Okay but it wasn't a real argument

2018-01-25 16:43:27 UTC

It was literally something to push your buttons

2018-01-25 16:43:30 UTC

no it wasn’t which is why it was dumb of you to bring it up

2018-01-25 16:43:32 UTC

it didn’t tho

2018-01-25 16:43:32 UTC

News flash it worked

2018-01-25 16:43:38 UTC

lmao ok

2018-01-25 16:43:47 UTC

you did sperg our

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out

2018-01-25 16:43:55 UTC

Not really

2018-01-25 16:43:59 UTC

I called u a manlet and u just got offended

2018-01-25 16:43:59 UTC

You haven't seen me sperging

2018-01-25 16:44:06 UTC

ok

2018-01-25 16:44:19 UTC

No the last time I actually sperged was when @j danielson told me to get a haircut

2018-01-25 16:44:34 UTC
2018-01-25 16:45:04 UTC

When he suffixed the advice with "and you wonder why you don't get girls"

2018-01-25 16:45:09 UTC

That pissed me off

2018-01-25 16:45:24 UTC

well yeah

2018-01-25 16:45:28 UTC

People being like "haha ur short" makes me feel nothing

2018-01-25 16:45:41 UTC

Because it doesn't actually say anything about me

2018-01-25 16:45:59 UTC

Like okay he's short or ok he's tall but is he coherent

2018-01-25 16:46:16 UTC

Or when you talk to him does he sound like Bitch Brian from Family Guy

2018-01-25 16:47:15 UTC

"I SHARPENED A PENCIL IN MY BUTT"
"I mean he's 7'0"" - said no girl ever

2018-01-25 16:48:10 UTC

Cat is a perfect example of good genetics but sperglord personality

2018-01-25 16:48:21 UTC

He's ubermensch but he's a fucking pussy

2018-01-25 16:48:44 UTC
2018-01-25 17:00:31 UTC

I've got perfect genes.

2018-01-25 17:03:17 UTC

i have an eyeball on my arm

2018-01-25 17:03:18 UTC

so

2018-01-25 17:03:57 UTC

You have ascended.

2018-01-25 17:06:56 UTC

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks pierce the space between ur anus and balls

2018-01-25 17:09:15 UTC

GIMLI IS MY FAV

2018-01-25 17:09:31 UTC
2018-01-25 17:09:55 UTC

THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS T

2018-01-25 17:09:56 UTC

TO

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ISENGARD

2018-01-25 17:10:06 UTC

GARD GARD GARD GARD

2018-01-25 17:11:16 UTC

vc any1

2018-01-25 17:11:50 UTC

sure

2018-01-25 18:14:18 UTC

Rochen Tren

2018-01-25 18:15:15 UTC

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2018-01-25 18:22:28 UTC

mizzy cant read her own language

2018-01-25 18:22:30 UTC

RIP

2018-01-25 18:22:36 UTC

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2018-01-25 18:22:59 UTC

Litterally @Deleted User on the left.

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2018-01-25 18:23:17 UTC

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2018-01-25 18:23:21 UTC

This is eric

2018-01-25 18:23:29 UTC

holy fuck

2018-01-25 18:23:30 UTC

stop dox

2018-01-25 18:23:38 UTC

Mizzy I don't think you understand how doxing works. You're not supposed to dox yourself.

2018-01-25 18:23:39 UTC

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2018-01-25 18:23:43 UTC

this is eric

2018-01-25 18:24:03 UTC

is that when you tried to transition?

2018-01-25 18:24:08 UTC

why is your skin so white

2018-01-25 18:25:16 UTC

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2018-01-25 18:26:26 UTC

@Deleted User friends that roast each other survive

2018-01-25 18:26:32 UTC

I didnt even start and you already lost

2018-01-25 19:23:08 UTC

@Psikek I didn't know that the Crystal Sage was a Crystal Veggie

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