I want someone 6’9”

I want average+ children I’m 2 short to save my life

I'm 6'3"
Children please leave the vicinity.

i dated a girl that was 6'3

and im 5'8

and it worked, so

my mother + father, both 5'8 and 5'5, produced a girl who is currently 11, and she is 5'3

so

My mom's 5'4" and my dad is 5'8" and I ended up 5'8" and my brother @Deleted User ended upp 5'9"

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks @Deleted User

Eric and Mizzy be like

looks like a nightmare

Imagine the toe sweat

I want sex dolls to be so advanced they feel like a real vagina so the Market Value of pussy goes down

I added an oof and an ancap emoji

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@Deleted User

It's funny cause shithole

im going to Arizona

oh my

for?

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you mean sluts?

there's plenty out here guy

trust me

is a chevy/gm program

its either cali or arizona

why wouldn't it be Michigan?

im starting in IL dun worry

All the cars get made here

ill try to aquire the waifu in my dying moments of IL

Target aquired

locking on

boop

kek

morning niggers

my mom is 5’7” and my dad is 6’0” so they made me and I came out 4’11” and I have 3 sisters, the 17 y/o is 5’4”, 12 y/o is 5’8”, and the youngest is the same height as me and she’s 11

the women on my dad’s side are very short like me so that’s where I got my height from

my mom’s side is tall

Sucks to suck womanlet

not rlly

You lost the genetic lottery

everyone thinks I’m the cutest cus of it

suck my ass

***4’11”***

How does one pop out a kid that's shorter than both parents?

All of my siblings and I are taller than my mom

As a result nobody respects her like they used to in our house

I just said

the women on my dad’s side are short

like me

That sucks

for u

omg

Does it though?

why are you like this

yeah I don’t have a problem with it

Bane posting

Top tier

😂

are u trying to make me feel bad for it cus it’s not working

No I just thought it was funny

Unironically

ok are we getting married and reproducing

no

so don’t worry about it

wut

i didn’t lose the genetic lottery

But you did

no

not bad

Sorry, but you lost kiddo.

its perfect

maybe height wise

I bet that's what people in public call you.

Kiddo.

but most Assyrian girls are ugly as shit

Rare korks

I didn’t lose in that way ig

I bet you've never had to lie about your age to get stuff from the kids menu, so there's a plus.

B T F O

idk I look older actually

that’s the thing

***Blown the fuck out***

not really blown the fuck out if I don’t care

at least be original cus I’ve heard all this before

Do you still use a booster seat in the car?

yeah duh

don’t you?

Do you use phonebooks to drive?

High heels?

There's another bonus. If you get into an accident you know exactly who to call.

wowie

ahaha (:

Perfect size ambulance

how tall are you brian

5'8"