the-long-walls_immigrants

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2019-09-07 21:00:28 UTC

you have to upload it on imgur

2019-09-07 21:00:31 UTC

then put the link here

2019-09-07 21:01:03 UTC

Couldn't you also post it in a bot chat and post the link here?

2019-09-07 21:01:18 UTC

i had a dream my ferrets were at my mom's house

2019-09-07 21:01:20 UTC

and i was like

2019-09-07 21:01:24 UTC

trying to get all my stuff from her house

2019-09-07 21:01:30 UTC

Stinkcats!

2019-09-07 21:01:37 UTC

my ferrets are nice i do like them

2019-09-07 21:01:40 UTC

but man do they poop

2019-09-07 21:01:43 UTC

they poop so much

2019-09-07 21:01:53 UTC

they make lingering eye contact with me when they poop too

2019-09-07 21:02:32 UTC

i have some work to do today

2019-09-07 21:02:47 UTC

which is another way of saying i have some work to procrastinate today

2019-09-07 21:03:07 UTC

uhg that fuckign futon

2019-09-07 21:03:21 UTC

ah yeah it seems ok

2019-09-07 21:03:26 UTC

i like minimalist keyboards

2019-09-07 21:03:30 UTC

Hey it does work

2019-09-07 21:03:31 UTC

Gg

2019-09-07 21:04:05 UTC

It also has effects encoded on the board itself so no need for drivers

2019-09-07 21:04:22 UTC

Just hit the button combo

2019-09-07 21:04:32 UTC

I have work to do today too.

That's my way of saying I would if I wasn't a fucking cripple

2019-09-07 21:06:15 UTC

I usually use the "breathing" effect and sync it with my ram chips "warp core effect"

2019-09-07 21:06:49 UTC

Ironically I didnt know the ram chips had effects LEDs when I bought them

2019-09-07 21:07:00 UTC

So nice surprise

2019-09-07 21:48:01 UTC

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME EVERYPONYYYYY

2019-09-07 21:48:25 UTC

what % of this server is furry

2019-09-07 21:48:35 UTC

Furry? Haha!

2019-09-07 21:48:47 UTC

Everypony here is well... a pony!

2019-09-07 21:49:04 UTC

:D

2019-09-07 21:49:40 UTC

I am a cat

does that count

2019-09-07 21:50:00 UTC

Athens welcomes diversity!!

2019-09-07 21:50:10 UTC

it certainly does seem that way

2019-09-07 21:50:23 UTC

<3

2019-09-07 21:51:37 UTC

sargon definitely has a very diverse audience

2019-09-07 21:51:49 UTC

Sargon?

2019-09-07 21:52:49 UTC

yeah

2019-09-07 21:52:52 UTC

sargon

2019-09-07 21:52:58 UTC

Of akkad

2019-09-07 21:53:06 UTC

y'know

2019-09-07 21:53:08 UTC

that guy

2019-09-07 21:53:53 UTC

Leave the pony role-playing to sperg rooms. Don't want to scare off the fresh meat

2019-09-07 21:54:08 UTC

You're a fucking shark

2019-09-07 21:54:14 UTC

And I'm a cock.

2019-09-07 21:54:19 UTC

Heh

2019-09-07 21:54:22 UTC

Cock

2019-09-07 21:54:22 UTC

Huh? I think you have us mixed up for another server

2019-09-07 21:54:31 UTC

we are a true bastion of diversity

2019-09-07 21:54:38 UTC

This is a pony roleplay server

2019-09-07 21:54:44 UTC

My server

2019-09-07 21:54:57 UTC

Don't be rarted

2019-09-07 21:55:24 UTC

I had a dream... That we would be judge by the content of our character and not the color of skin/sexuality/origins/political wing

2019-09-07 21:55:33 UTC

Trust me, *I* would know what server this is

2019-09-07 21:55:42 UTC

I see

2019-09-07 21:56:01 UTC

I had that dream too, Jun, then the communists attacked

2019-09-07 21:56:21 UTC

Until the fire nation attacked

2019-09-07 21:56:22 UTC

dreams are not part of the world of forms, but seem to carry substance

2019-09-07 21:56:28 UTC

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-09-07 21:56:31 UTC

Yes, that was the reference

2019-09-07 21:56:38 UTC

So are you here to roleplay or not? Because then I'm gonna have to kick you for being a troll

2019-09-07 21:56:49 UTC

@livid_scrooge you have no power here

2019-09-07 21:56:56 UTC

Stay in your lane, brony

2019-09-07 21:57:01 UTC

also stop trying to fuck pony kids

2019-09-07 21:57:11 UTC

I mean...

2019-09-07 21:57:23 UTC

Ponies are best served as mounts/food ressource

2019-09-07 21:57:25 UTC

I have no power? I am the owner

2019-09-07 21:57:35 UTC

Fucking them is just asking to get the next iteration of Ebola

2019-09-07 21:57:44 UTC

Not funny, didn't laugh

2019-09-07 21:58:00 UTC

I did.

2019-09-07 21:58:01 UTC

You picked the wrong audience

2019-09-07 21:58:04 UTC

Yeah, I'm joking

2019-09-07 21:58:23 UTC

Keep laughing after I kick you

2019-09-07 21:58:33 UTC

Kick away

2019-09-07 21:58:44 UTC

Do it

2019-09-07 21:59:12 UTC

In comedy what's important is to able to laugh at your own jokes...

If you can't laugh at them, how can you expect total strangers/public to do so?

2019-09-07 21:59:37 UTC

I'm waiting to be kicked, pony in chief

2019-09-07 21:59:57 UTC

i'm not so sure about that
if you wind up being the only one laughing at your own joke, that's not good either

2019-09-07 22:00:09 UTC

I disagree

2019-09-07 22:00:23 UTC

Well true. If you're only one laughing that just mean you're a terrible joke maker or insane

2019-09-07 22:00:23 UTC

you need to be able to know when you can start a chain reaction of laughter

2019-09-07 22:00:28 UTC

that means accepting that your joke might be shit

2019-09-07 22:00:33 UTC

but it's worth putting it out there

2019-09-07 22:00:39 UTC

even if a majority might throw rotten tomatoes at you

2019-09-07 22:00:47 UTC

it's better than not getting any attention at all

2019-09-07 22:01:39 UTC

of course, that's assuming you're there for jokes and not F-class political critique about the troubles individuals face when members in their groups are abusive or just retarded

2019-09-07 22:01:59 UTC

that's not comedy, that's tragedy

2019-09-07 22:02:06 UTC

Right but if you're not funny to you theres no fun in pandering, i would rather only be funny to me then adjust my humor

2019-09-07 22:02:17 UTC

Than*

2019-09-07 22:02:27 UTC

Assuming you also don't work for rotten tomatoes. Comedy ain't for you if you do

2019-09-07 22:03:43 UTC

Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets them

2019-09-07 22:03:43 UTC

Looking for a action film to get drunk and watch suggestions please?

2019-09-07 22:03:59 UTC

@Venomdie hard

2019-09-07 22:04:01 UTC

Kung Fu Hustle

2019-09-07 22:04:22 UTC

Rush Hour.

2019-09-07 22:04:36 UTC

Wait is that a nazifur reaction?

2019-09-07 22:05:03 UTC

Almost recommended a Will Smith Movie but then I remembered Will Smith is not so great of an actor.

2019-09-07 22:05:14 UTC

Good Lord it is

2019-09-07 22:05:22 UTC

Never seen kung Fu hustle

2019-09-07 22:05:29 UTC

Its wild

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