**Tom Brady** has donated 42 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Logan Paul**: coin.exe has stopped working

pls postmemes

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

n

Your posted meme is **__TRENDING__** with **966 upvotes**. You get 194 coins, niceeee meme bro

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**656** coins deposited

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You started programming with doge boi.

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<:purple:573150457074155520> **`UNCOMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**The Paul brothers are at it again!**
*One of the Paul brothers just uploaded a terrible video! First person to type `dislike` in chat will prove that they are not cringy and get a reward!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

You paid **40** coins to wash doge boi.

dislike

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2

no idiot, the correct answer was `6`

**Tip**: We've got over 260 commands, have you tried them all?

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**ayylien** has donated 31 coins to @UnScottable!

**Tip**: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!

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**Mr Krabs** has donated 35 coins to @UnScottable!

pls postmemes

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-48 upvotes**. You get 0 coins AND now your <:laptop:573151773565386819> **Laptop** is broken lmao

pls postmemes

oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes

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**Dick Hertz** has donated 31 coins to @UnScottable!

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**A stranger** has donated 20 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**Default Jonesy** has donated 47 coins to @UnScottable!

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@UnScottable What color was next to the word `reaction`?

green

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

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**Ben Dover** has donated 9 coins to @UnScottable!

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**Mr. Beast** has donated 48 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**T-Series** has donated 19 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`scorsnge`

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Zombie Jesus** found **4,000 coins** for you!

security

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.

**Dank Goodwood™**, unscramble the following word;
`scorsnge`

executive

That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left.

**Dank Goodwood™**, unscramble the following word;
`scorsnge`

@Goodwood of Dank™ You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. The word was `congress`

**BOSS** Poor effort Dank Goodwood™, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `232` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls dep all

**249** coins deposited

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**Memecat** has donated 22 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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You pat Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **43** coins to take Zombie Jesus to go on a massive shopping spree

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Zombie Jesus leveled up! `27 → 28`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

pls pet train attack

How many points do you want to assign to **Attack**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Attack**. You now have **0** points

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4

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

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3

correct know-it-all, you earned **8** coins

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**Chuck Norris**: coin.exe has stopped working

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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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2

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls search

**LAUNDROMAT** You found 96 coins, now you can do some laundry!

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**124** coins deposited

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1

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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**Ben Dover** has donated 20 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**124** coins deposited

pls bal

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3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls triv

2

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Momo Deviluke`

3

pls work

You need to wait **26 minutes and 34 seconds** until you can work again!

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Zombie Jesus** found a <:lifesaver:573151706641203210> **Life Saver** for you!

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls search

**COAT** You found 54 coins, I'm proud of you!

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**A stranger** has donated 10 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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pls shop life saver

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**124** coins deposited

**Tip**: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! <https://www.patreon.com/join/dankmemerbot?>

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pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls trivia

3

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

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**Airpod Douche** has donated 33 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls search

**GRASS** You found 57 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

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**Jake Paul**: I'm too poor

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**LAUNDROMAT** You found 84 coins, now you can do some laundry!

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**124** coins deposited

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pls trivia

3

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

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3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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**Jake from State Farm** has donated 15 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls search

**PURSE** You found 223 coins, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?

pls dep all

**124** coins deposited

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pls sell life saver

pls work

You need to wait **20 minutes and 19 seconds** until you can work again!

pls dep all

**125** coins deposited

pls rich

pls bet 100

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls dep all

pls trivia

3

no idiot, the correct answer was `Dakar`

pls triv

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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3

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

pls bal

pls triv

1

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Mark Hamill`