2

correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

pls pet

pls profile

dank goodwood

pls rich

<:poggers:583775485620781087>

im coming for you <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Rocky.

pls beg

**Theresa May** has donated 23 coins to @UnScottable!

pls pet play

You paid **65** coins to take Rocky to go on a massive shopping spree

pls pet pet

You already own a pet!

pls pet

plet pet actions

pls pet actions

**`pls pet`** — see your pets statistics

**`pls pet feed`** — feed your pet, increases "Hunger" stat
**`pls pet pat`** — pat your pet yahoo
**`pls pet wash`** — wash your pet, costs 40 coins and boosts "Hygiene" stat
**`pls pet play`** — play with your pet, boosts "Fun" stat
**`pls pet name`** — change your pets name
**`pls pet train`** — train your pet in a specific area such as hunting, attack or sustainability

**`pls pet disown`** — leave your pet behind

pls pet pat

You pat Rocky.

pls pet train

hunting

pls pet train hunting

How many points do you want to assign to **Hunting**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

2

You assigned 2 points to **Hunting**. You now have **5** points

pls pet train attack

How many points do you want to assign to **Attack**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

2

You assigned 2 points to **Attack**. You now have **3** points

pls pet train

pls pet train sustainability

How many points do you want to assign to **Sustainability**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

2

You assigned 2 points to **Sustainability**. You now have **1** points

pls pet train defense

How many points do you want to assign to **Defense**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Defense**. You now have **0** points

pls pet

pls work

@UnScottable Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

fast sausage fries sausage

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls postmemes

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

e

Your posted meme is **__TRENDING__** with **386 upvotes**. You get 188 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 <:tidepod:573149030951944202> **Tidepod**

woooo

pls shop tidepod

pls sell tide pod

pls rich

<:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

pls beg

**Doot Skelly** has donated 64 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls use day old bread

<:bread:573152440938004500> You ate day old bread, congrats I guess

pls deposit all

**440** coins deposited

pls daily

pls profile

pls inventory

pls pet train

pls pet train hunting

How many points do you want to assign to **Hunting**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

COME ON BUDDY you don't have that many points to give

**Tip**: You can see more information on an item by using `pls shop [item name]`

pls beg

**Ben Dover** has donated 31 coins to @UnScottable!

pls wallet

pls balance

pls beg

**Mr. Beast**: sure take this non-existent coin

pls trivia

1

no ninny, the correct answer was `Uncle Eli`

pls rich

<:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

<:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

pls trivia

3

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

im comin for you <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

pls profile UnScottable

Kek.

pls trivia

2

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

pls trivia

4

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Pinwheel`

pls trivia

3

correct know-it-all, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**Eda Dick** has donated 55 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls use day old bread

<:bread:573152440938004500> You ate day old bread, congrats I guess

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

👌 👌 👌
👌
👌 👌
👌
👌

pls trivia

3

no nitwit, the correct answer was `Sonic the Hedgehog 3`

fuuuuuu

pls trivia

1

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

pls trivia

1

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

_resists buying another lootbox_

You actually ***payed*** for lootboxes?

Doooooood...

<:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

Ur a sad, sorry little man.

I got all my shit for free.

hey i supported a bot you like to play with

kek

ur welcome <:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

So are you rich or something?

pls trivia

2

no idiot, the correct answer was `Limitless Fury`

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> no comment

pls vote

i guess depends on what someone considers rich really but id say no personally

pls use normie

@Goodwood of Dank™ good stuff, you got a solid **264** coins and **7 <:cookie:573152241289003036> Cookie's** from your normie box

ooo

And no, I did not pay for that.

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls beg

**Stan Lee** has donated 57 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls deposit all

**91** coins deposited

pls use chillpill

<:chillpill:573152330195664989> You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

i was like... ima buy boxes till im on the first page of the rich list <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

pls use cookie

<:cookie:573152241289003036> You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.

Kek.

pls inventory

pls trivia

3

correct mastermind, you earned **4** coins

**Tip**: We have a twitter (`@dankmemerbot`) and a subreddit (`/r/dankmemer`), come talk to us!

cell phone seems likes its not worth it

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

ikr

pls beg

**Mr. Beast** has donated 74 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls slots 25

pls postmemes

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-47 upvotes**. You get 0 coins AND now your <:laptop:573151773565386819> **Laptop** is broken lmao

Oof.

WOW

fuck this game!

Kek.

<:why:462286147473637407>

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

I only bother with laptops now when I "win" them. The postmeme system is unpredictable AFAIK.

pls trivia

ye it seems totally random

4

correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

id wager that most of the time you dont earn enough from posting to pay for the laptop

Indeed.

pls shop

pls trivia

4

no idiot, the correct answer was `Clint Eastwood`

pls trivia

3

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Demolition`

pls trivia

3

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

3

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

3

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Yellow`

pls meme

pls trivia

1

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

4