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**271** coins deposited

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2

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

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3

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Fuck.

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**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `I am running for election in 2020`

I am running for election in 2020

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

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pls pet wash

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You paid **92** coins to take Zombie Jesus to roam around the city

<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Give me a D!**
*Well, don't literally give me the D.
People in the channel need to collectively work together and spell out `dank`. Any message that doesn't equal one of the needed letters is not counted as a submission.
The first letter to type in chat is `d`. Continue until you've spelt `dank`.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

d

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**Hannah Montana** has donated 12 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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3

correct genius, you earned **4** coins

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**Ben Dover** has donated 25 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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bot is still loading, hold ur horses damn

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pls trivia

4

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `A million to one`

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4

no moron, the correct answer was `?:`

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pls pet train hunting

How many points do you want to assign to **Hunting**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

-1

You removed 1 points from **Hunting**. You now have **1** points

pls pet train sustainability

How many points do you want to assign to **Sustainability**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Sustainability**. You now have **0** points

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**I. C. Wiener** has donated 36 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

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**90** coins deposited

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**Work for Police Officer** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `You have the right to remain silent`

You have the right to remain silent

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `288` coins for one hour of work.

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**Work for Police Officer** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`The police successfully c _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the bank robber`

Cornered

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.

**Rutena the Braixen**, find the missing word in the following sentence;
`The police successfully ca _ _ _ _ _ _ the bank robber`

Captured

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `288` coins for one hour of work.

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pls work resign

You resigned from your position as **Police Officer**. You need to wait **12 hours** before you can apply for another job.

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3

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Big Mouth Billy Bass`

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1

no moron, the correct answer was `Tog II`

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3

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

press campaign state leader

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You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

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You paid **45** coins to take Zombie Jesus to the photo booth

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pls trivia

1

no blockhead, the correct answer was `2`

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**91** coins deposited

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4

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pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

It was heads! You have been awarded one coin!

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2

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1

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2

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3

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`sctriidts`

districts

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**90** coins deposited

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pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls trivia

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

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3

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1

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1

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**Dawn Keebals** has donated 21 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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