3

no idiot, the correct answer was `Jill`

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**Cardi B** has donated 29 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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4

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

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You need to wait **30 minutes and 54 seconds** until you can work again!

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**159** coins deposited

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**Theresa May** has donated 16 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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2

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**Stan Lee**: sure take this non-existent coin

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You need to wait **29 minutes and 23 seconds** until you can work again!

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**DOG** You found 52 coins, why did you even think to look here though???

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**189** coins deposited

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`ceietuxev`

executive

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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**Danny DeVito**: nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction

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**A honey badger** has donated 61 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**160** coins deposited

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<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**He's got AirPods!**
*He can't hear us! We need to take him down!
Type `nyey51z3j` in chat now to help take down the AirPods user and gain some coins!
2 people need to participate in this event for it to be successful!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

nyey51z3j

boo

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2

correct mastermind, you earned **6** coins

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**A stranger** has donated 34 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**Melmsie's Beard**: you get **NOTHING**

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Bunny McBunface** found **500 coins** for you!

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You went with Bunny McBunface to get a massage, costing you **10** coins

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You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

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3

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**Jake Paul**: there. is. no. coins. for. you.

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You need to wait **20 minutes and 33 seconds** until you can work again!

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**159** coins deposited

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You need to wait **2 minutes and 53 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Memecat** has donated 54 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Give me a D!**
*Well, don't literally give me the D.
People in the channel need to collectively work together and spell out `dank`. Any message that doesn't equal one of the needed letters is not counted as a submission.
The first letter to type in chat is `d`. Continue until you've spelt `dank`.*

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`

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`cpoistil`

politics

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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**Jake from State Farm** has donated 67 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

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2

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

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1

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**Chungus** has donated 62 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`T _ _ _ _ FAKE NEWS`

THATS

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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2

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**Your mom** has donated 23 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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You need to wait **47 minutes and 50 seconds** until you can work again!

**Tip**: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!

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**160** coins deposited

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2

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3

correct big brain, you earned **4** coins

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**Chungus** has donated 17 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**Jesus** has donated 26 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `politics`?

red

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

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**319** coins deposited

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**Hannah Montana** has donated 35 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**159** coins deposited

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**Thanos <:ThanosDaddy:575417465635602463>** has donated 46 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**160** coins deposited

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4

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**Discord Dog** has donated 36 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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You need to wait **28 minutes and 31 seconds** until you can work again!

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4

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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4

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**T-Series** has donated 71 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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**159** coins deposited

**Tip**: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection here: <https://dankmemer.lol/loot>

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

<:purple:573150457074155520> **`UNCOMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Help the Pepe**
*The pepe's are in danger and need your help. First person to type `pepe` in chat will get a reward for helping them!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

congress country campaign congress

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pepe

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