@UnScottable doge boi leveled up! `48 → 49`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

You started sharpening some knives with doge boi 😳

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash doge boi.

pls meme

pls beg

**Dick Hertz**: coin.exe has stopped working

pls search

**CAR** You found 182 coins, now get out of here before I call the cops

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Fokko.

pls pet play

You went with Fokko to get a massage, costing you **67** coins

pls pet play

Fokko doesn't want to play right now.

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`torves`

Voters

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet

pls snek

pls meme

**Tip**: You can turn these tips off with the `pls settings` command if you don't want to see them anymore!

pls meme

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `THATS FAKE NEWS`

THATS FAKE NEWS

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet feed

listen if you keep feeding your pet it's gonna be as fat as you mate

pls pet

**Tip**: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place whilst using commands!

pls beg

**Wumpus** has donated 49 coins to @UnScottable!

pls search

**DUMPSTER** You found 31 coins, now it's in your wallet.

pls beg

**Dr. Phil** has donated 32 coins to @UnScottable!

pls bet 20

pls dep all

**380** coins deposited

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `We're going to make this country great again`

We're going to make this country great again

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to doge boi.

pls pet play

You started a live stream with doge boi.

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash doge boi.

pls beg

**Jimmy Neutron**: Sorry, I just don't have money to spare

pls search

**COAT** You found 49 coins, I'm proud of you!

pls work

You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use `pls work list` to see a list of the available jobs

pls work politician

@Goodwood of Dank™ Congratulations, you are now working as a **Politician**!
You're required to work at least **5** times a day via `pls work`, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is **450 coins per hour**.

**Tip**: Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh. Just like we never miss on banning rule breakers <https://dankmemer.lol/rules>

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

voters office districts nation

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Toby Turner** has donated 15 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls bal

**Tip**: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using `pls notifications clear`

pls rich

pls trivia

1

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**Spongebob** has donated 18 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

pls trivia

2

correct large brain, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

2

correct large brain, you earned **8** coins

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pls beg

**Jake Paul** has donated 15 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

**Tip**: Did you know you can get up to three lootboxes each day just from voting? `pls vote` gives you more info

pls pet feed

You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Bunny McBunface.

pls pet

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

pls pet play

You went with Bunny McBunface to get a massage, costing you **87** coins

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pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

pls pet play

@Goodwood of Dank™ Bunny McBunface leveled up! `59 → 60`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

you spent **72** coins on a big mac for Bunny McBunface

pls inventory

pls dep all

**159** coins deposited

pls sell chill

pls pet

pls pet play

You paid **7** coins to take Bunny McBunface to the photo booth

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Bunny McBunface.

pls pet

pls vote

pls triv

1

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**Danny DeVito** has donated 61 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls use normie

@Goodwood of Dank™ good stuff, you got a solid **226** coins from your normie box

pls sell cook

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

pls trivia

1

correct know-it-all, you earned **4** coins

pls beg

**Flo from Progressive** has donated 50 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep all

**318** coins deposited

pls profile

pls meme

pls beg

**Cersei Lannister** has donated 16 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls work

You need to wait **12 minutes and 23 seconds** until you can work again!

pls sell chill

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls meme

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `We're going to make this country great again`

We're going to make this country great again

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls dep all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Airpod Douche** has donated 69 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls sell chill

pls pet pat

You pat Bunny McBunface.

pls pet

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`We are going to build the W _ _ _`

WALL

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet

pls pet wash

Your pet is already crystal clean!

pls pet play

you spent **24** coins on a big mac for doge boi

pls pet pat

You pat doge boi.

pls beg

**Mr Krabs** has donated 49 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

**Tip**: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as `pls trivia`!

pls sell chill

pls dep all

**160** coins deposited

pls bet 1

pls bet 1

pls bet 1

pls bet 10

pls bet 1

pls bet 100

pls bet 300

pls dep all

**637** coins deposited

pls profile

pls beg

**Hannah Montana** has donated 193 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** WOW

pls dep all

**137** coins deposited

pls shop

pls use cheese

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

y

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese coarse through your veins. You grow stronger.

You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of `16.00%`. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.

pls sell sand

pls beg

pls trivia

2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls rich

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**Bob** has donated 28 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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pls dep all

**160** coins deposited

pls trivia