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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**159** coins deposited

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I have n _ _ _ _ had sexual relations with that woman`

never

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<:blue:573152473926205442> **`COMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**It's Raining Sand**
*You better believe it. First person to type `sand` in chat now will win!*

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<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Give me a D!**
*Well, don't literally give me the D.
People in the channel need to collectively work together and spell out `dank`. Any message that doesn't equal one of the needed letters is not counted as a submission.
The first letter to type in chat is `d`. Continue until you've spelt `dank`.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
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d

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3

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