pls lottery

You tryna buy a lottery ticket for 100 coins? There's a winner every hour
`yes` or `no`, bro

D

Your posted meme got **10 upvotes**. You get 67 coins

yes

Pls bet 25

Pls trivia

4

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Dr. Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer`

Pls beg

**Memecat** has donated 68 coins to @UnScottable, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

Pls sell cook

pls beg

**Discord Dog**: ur too stanky

pls dep all.

Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (3239), or `max`

pls dep all

**55** coins deposited

Pls beg

pls search

**Rick Astley** has donated 45 coins to @UnScottable!

**COUCH** You found 48 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls trivia

4

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

r

Your posted meme got **6 upvotes**. You get 55 coins

Pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

N

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-49 upvotes**. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you

pls work

@Rutena the Braixen What color was next to the word `press`?

Red

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `districts`?

blue

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls pet play

You paid **13** coins to take Zombie Jesus to a fun little carnival down the street

pls pet

**Tip**: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Alcoholic**
*It's time to get wasted. The quickest person to type `drink` wins the grand prize, with others getting lower prizes.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

pls pet feed

You paid **90** coins to give food and water to Zombie Jesus.

drink

pls pet wash

@Goodwood of Dank™ Zombie Jesus leveled up! `10 → 11`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

pls pet play

you bought a baguette for Zombie Jesus which cost you **38** coins

pls pet train hunting

How many points do you want to assign to **Hunting**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Hunting**. You now have **0** points

**Tip**: You can see more information on an item by using `pls shop [item name]`

pls pet

pls pet play

you bought a baguette for Zombie Jesus which cost you **94** coins

pls balance

pls sell alcohol

pls shop

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Mr. Beast**: I only give money to hookers

pls search

**GRASS** You found 58 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

pls pet

pls beg

**Donald Trump**: go ask someone else

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia